"I know a guy who...

[Croatch]

was really muscular.  He was probably a little bigger than you.  Yeah, he did shows and all.  Oh, I never really lifted, but once I was at his house and pressed a bunch of weight with my legs.  I have pretty strong legs cause I use them a lot."

NO.  Your legs appear to be strong in relation to your weak arms.  Where do these people come from?  My own brother told me he had strong legs, I replied, "No, they just seem like that cause your upper body is very weak."

Ever run into someone like this?

[Spike]

yea everyone....."I cant bench much but my legs are strong as hell"

espcially here in the South---fcking rednex always trying to one-up someone

[alexxx]

There's this clown at the Y, an old fart that looks sorta like yates without the built, well he does leg press with 15 plates loaded on each side. Range of motion 1-2 inches. His legs are pretty big though but he incline benches around 95 pounds total! LOL

[BroadStreetBruiser]

kind of like the fat friend that orders a triple cheeseburger super sized and then claims that's all he'll eat for the day...


btw: what happened to the "croatch on"?

[gatrainer]

I always get these guys that come up to me and start talking about working out and say..I used to be pretty big....pretty strong.

Its always "used to be".

What about now...You slob.

I guess its their way of validating their ego...that yes...they are indeed.. a man.


and no..it wasnt Tom Prince

[Spike]

what about fat bitches that say "I dont eat more than a regular person" but your ass is 5 times the size of a regular persons and you are catorgorized as 'super-obese'

follow these bithces around all day and see what they hell they eat then....shiet i mean Easy-Mac, McD's,potato chips, and chocolate are the staple of a fat-bitches diet and big ass

[Overload]

i always get the...back when i was in college i used that as a warm up...lol

 

[nycbull]

yea, i always get some girl that tells me her boyfriend  looks like me, or she used to date guys bigger than me, all this bullshit. Then I see pics and its like WTF, the guy maybe picked up a weight once in  his life.  Also get middle aged guys who think they once looked like me, yea whatever. Amazing what bullshit artists some people are, and they don't even know it.

[Spike]

Or someone will say "my boyfriend is 270 too but doesnt look like you"

well shit then bitch my girlfriend weighs half as much as your ass alone, but you dont look half as good as she does

[gatrainer]

yea, i always get some girl that tells me her boyfriend  looks like me, or she used to date guys bigger than me, all this         . Then I see pics and its like WTF, the guy maybe picked up a weight once in  his life.  Also get middle aged guys who think they once looked like me, yea whatever. Amazing what          artists some people are, and they don't even know it.

oh yeah...I hear you.. I remember girls saying..my boyfriend is about your size...and then when I see the guy..he is about my height and softer than toilet paper

[gibberj2]

was really muscular.  He was probably a little bigger than you.  Yeah, he did shows and all.  Oh, I never really lifted, but once I was at his house and pressed a bunch of weight with my legs.  I have pretty strong legs cause I use them a lot."

This statement doesn't make sense to me. What do you mean he did shows and was pretty muscular? are you talking about general weak people who dont lift and therefor think they have strong legs or about a guy who does shows?

[Blockhead]

 I like these guys...

 "Naaa man I dont need to work my legs out(then they 'flex' their legs and slap it a couple times) cuz I ride my bike alot and walk alot so..."

 Hahahahahahahaha! Then when I drop my drawers to show my quads and ham seperation and calves in the gym and the women stop...and stare and blush and turn all red and put their hands over their mouths...I like looking over at the TOOL and like the look on his face as he pretends so hard to act like he didnt notice anything.

 Women like men w/ wheels...when the fk are these TOOLS who train their chest/biceps so much going to learn that?

[nycbull]

I like these guys...

 "Naaa man I dont need to work my legs out(then they 'flex' their legs and slap it a couple times) cuz I ride my bike alot and walk alot so..."

 Hahahahahahahaha! Then when I drop my drawers to show my quads and ham seperation and calves in the gym and the women stop...and stare and blush and turn all red and put their hands over their mouths...I like looking over at the TOOL and like the look on his face as he pretends so hard to act like he didnt notice anything.

 Women like men w/ wheels...when the fk are these TOOLS who train their chest/biceps so much going to learn that?

Look at BlockHead getting all pissed and manly, way to go brah!.

Ya know,thats a good start for a porn movie, starring TheBlockHead. You'd be gettin girls horned up all across America.

[buffbodz]

A dude I train hates working legs, don't we all, but knows my philosophy on training.  All or nothing.  Well yesterday was leg day.  He comes in all jacked and ready for a " super leg workout".  Whats up with that I asked.  He told me a guy at work with big arms, chest, back in fact whole upper body.  Friday was a day at the beach and when He told me the guy was all arms and chest but had toothpicks for legs and how out of proportion it looks.  Hay you finally get it.  He did and now knows that legs are also part of the body and how funny it is to see somebody who defiantly goes to the gym, but never does legs.  Like a Crane.  He couldn't impress on me how he'll never dis legs again.  Love it. It brought a whole new intensity to the leg workout.

[Croatch]

Oh, the guy proceeded to tell me how he went with his buddy (bodybuilding guy) to McDonald's and his friend ate 3 double quarter pounders.  In his next sentence he said, "Yeah, the guy had a sick diet (imlpying good)."  It's amazing how dumb the average individual is when it comes to nutrition.  I know a little bit, and I'm boderline in supplement/nutritional knowledge.
I don't care if someone is weak or strong, whether they lift or not, but don't start telling me how you're this beast with great strength just waiting to get out.
My all time favorite are the guys who say, "I want to lift, but I don't want get as big as you."
I want to say, "Yeah, with those monster genetics and brutal dedication, you should be careful you don't uncrown Ronnie Coleman.  Luck for Coleman, you don't lift."
Unrelated, I notice getbig.com manipulating me.  When I train people now, I'll hit them with a Monster Triceps or Brutal Intensity.  God help me.  Or, playing online poker and hitting someone with a, "Monster Raise!"  I've got issues.

[Blockhead]

Look at BlockHead getting all pissed and manly, way to go brah!.

Ya know,thats a good start for a porn movie, starring TheBlockHead. You'd be gettin girls horned up all across America.

I know! I was really pulling rank right there...brutal display of agression! I was pounding on my chest like a mountain gorilla right there.

 It's funny to me how 'your kind' dishes out money to guys like me to do that.

 I told you already Liberace...to get girls 'horned up'...you got to make them feel like they are worthless. That'll make them want to fk your brains out.

[Man of Steel]

was really muscular.  He was probably a little bigger than you.  Yeah, he did shows and all.  Oh, I never really lifted, but once I was at his house and pressed a bunch of weight with my legs.  I have pretty strong legs cause I use them a lot."

NO.  Your legs appear to be strong in relation to your weak arms.  Where do these people come from?  My own brother told me he had strong legs, I replied, "No, they just seem like that cause your upper body is very weak."

Ever run into someone like this?

That's classic danielson, Bluto, brianX and Lord Humungous right there.

[HUGEPECS]

I know! I was really pulling rank right there...brutal display of agression! I was pounding on my chest like a mountain gorilla right there.

 It's funny to me how 'your kind' dishes out money to guys like me to do that.

 I told you already Liberace...to get girls 'horned up'...you got to make them feel like they are worthless. That'll make them want to fk your brains out.

I'll apply that advice starting tonight

[OneMoreRep]

He was probably a little bigger than you.

There is always someone that is a little bigger than you, but the best is when they say, "yeah, the guy I speak of was about twice your size and probably could lift upwards of 300lbs".

Being 170 lbs, I highly doubt there was some guy tipping the scales at 340 lbs.

[Blockhead]

 If thats the case...then I reccomend you to take a nap right now, then wake up and pop 100mg of viagra, 4000mg of l-arginine, 100mg of caffeine, 200mg of yohimbe because its gonna be a long night.

 Call up one of your sistaz in da hood and make them feel like you dont think they are siht...make them feel worthless and horrible and treat like like a ho and they will fk your brainz out all night.

 Trust/Believe!  That siht especially works on the sistaz in the hood doesnt it? I never heard of a balck woman every EVER ever going for a decent man who treats them like an equal.

[sarcasm]

was really muscular.  He was probably a little bigger than you.  Yeah, he did shows and all.  Oh, I never really lifted, but once I was at his house and pressed a bunch of weight with my legs.  I have pretty strong legs cause I use them a lot."

NO.  Your legs appear to be strong in relation to your weak arms.  Where do these people come from?  My own brother told me he had strong legs, I replied, "No, they just seem like that cause your upper body is very weak."

Ever run into someone like this?

hahaha, was the guy his brothers friends cousins sister in laws neighbors boss's best friends plumber?

[Mars]

Haha what a little tiny tits.

[Xecutioner]

Oh, the guy proceeded to tell me how he went with his buddy (bodybuilding guy) to McDonald's and his friend ate 3 double quarter pounders.  In his next sentence he said, "Yeah, the guy had a sick diet (imlpying good)."  It's amazing how dumb the average individual is when it comes to nutrition.  I know a little bit, and I'm boderline in supplement/nutritional knowledge.
I don't care if someone is weak or strong, whether they lift or not, but don't start telling me how you're this beast with great strength just waiting to get out.
My all time favorite are the guys who say, "I want to lift, but I don't want get as big as you."
I want to say, "Yeah, with those monster genetics and brutal dedication, you should be careful you don't uncrown Ronnie Coleman.  Luck for Coleman, you don't lift."
Unrelated, I notice getbig.com manipulating me.  When I train people now, I'll hit them with a Monster Triceps or Brutal Intensity.  God help me.  Or, playing online poker and hitting someone with a, "Monster Raise!"  I've got issues.

Lately, I've been saying "Monster" far more often than I should be...God help us all.

[nycbull]

I know! I was really pulling rank right there...brutal display of agression! I was pounding on my chest like a mountain gorilla right there.

 It's funny to me how 'your kind' dishes out money to guys like me to do that.

 I told you already Liberace...to get girls 'horned up'...you got to make them feel like they are worthless. That'll make them want to fk your brains out.

I dont like strip shows, usually I am the biggest guy at the bar and have to push off requests to feel my guns, but nonetheless I think gay guys that are into that are stupid. They spent years trapped with only voyerism  then after all the pain and work of liberation and freedom to be and all that, they go into a bar and start the voyerism all over, it especially pains me with the x rated vidoes always playing. I always have to find a spot in the bar where I can have beer without watching some orgy scene. Interesting that straight bars have not copied this trend with straight porn, guess its only a matter of time. It does get the patrons horned up.

But yea you are the man, you have changed in my eyes, not to mention I got a little rumbling in the tummy when you told of your manly owning in the gym. You might have a future in gay for pay. :Your name could be like Block GivesHead.

[gatrainer]

my favorite are the pussies who say they cant squat because they have back or knee problems