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Title: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Steve Blechman on August 23, 2006, 07:32:21 AM
The next big thing is a new gunslinger who just rode into town.  He's a 24-year-old kid from Connecticut named Evan Centopani.  Evan is two for two is his competitive career, winning the Atlantic States and then the Junior Nationals this year.  So far, he's batting 1,000 and as he prepares for the Nationals in November, I'm predicting he's going to be the new super heavyweight champ! 
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Dball on August 23, 2006, 07:33:42 AM
why didnt i get my september issue with dex?  my subscription doesnt run out till december!!!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Armageddon on August 23, 2006, 07:55:38 AM
(http://www.prosource.net/images/layout/articles/andro-bb/evanc.jpg)
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Lift Studios on August 23, 2006, 08:06:04 AM
This kid is good, very good. I hope for his sake Leo Engram does North Americans because there is no way he could hang with him yet. Another promising younger guy looking to join the ranks is always a good thing.

Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: columbusdude82 on August 23, 2006, 08:08:41 AM
How come TA hasn't posted his trademark "all drugs" line already?!

This guy looks great. He was in terrific shape at the Junior Nationals.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on August 23, 2006, 08:10:19 AM
Looks great, but maybe another year before he gets the nod to go up to the pros...
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Colossus_1986 on August 23, 2006, 08:18:21 AM
How much did Gold's pay for that plug.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: ARMZ on August 23, 2006, 09:07:13 AM
How much did Gold's pay for that plug.


Those sneaky bastards..
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on August 23, 2006, 09:12:20 AM
Gotta love the amazing scapegoat of "ALL DRUGS" LoL
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 23, 2006, 09:12:55 AM
ha,ha. that kid better get on stage and meet the big boys
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: 240 is Back on August 23, 2006, 09:22:26 AM
that guy needs a website!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Crusher on August 23, 2006, 09:22:39 AM
Gotta love the amazing scapegoat of "ALL DRUGS" LoL

All drugs or all Photo Shop?  How come they never say both at the same time?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: kiwiol on August 23, 2006, 09:23:40 AM
This kid is good, very good. I hope for his sake Leo Engram does North Americans because there is no way he could hang with him yet. Another promising younger guy looking to join the ranks is always a good thing.

He looks pretty incredible in that pic Lift. Have you or anyone else got any other pics of him? How tall is he and how heavy?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Lift Studios on August 23, 2006, 09:56:06 AM
He looks pretty incredible in that pic Lift. Have you or anyone else got any other pics of him? How tall is he and how heavy?
Bill Comstock has some great shots of him.

http://www.graphicmuscle.com/index.cfm?go2=contests_competitor&CompetitorID=10964 (http://www.graphicmuscle.com/index.cfm?go2=contests_competitor&CompetitorID=10964)

(http://www.graphicmuscle.com/photos/688/Men/ec_0110.jpg)
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Yorkie T on August 23, 2006, 09:57:03 AM
He looks pretty incredible in that pic Lift. Have you or anyone else got any other pics of him? How tall is he and how heavy?
hes 5'11 and in the 230's roundabouts
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Joey Tito on August 23, 2006, 10:00:24 AM
yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's got a tiny chest and looks like a 'tard.  TA has him beat ANY day!!!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 23, 2006, 10:06:19 AM
 I was about 5 rows from the stage at JR.Nats...Evan was the winner as soon as he stepped foot on stage. I saw him defeat local Chicago boy Eric Posjepal who took 4th to him.

 I don't know too much about him other than he got his physique from using Pro-Source 'AndroTest'. Hmmm...

 I do hope he gets the nod for a pro card over Leo Ingram...can anybody guess why I'm routing for Evan to win over Leo? Anyone? Look out for my darkhorse in the superheavys this yr...Erick Seng.

 MD thinks they fool us with their subliminal advertisements. I bet Per bernal was like...'Okay Evan...hold the dumbbell up...okay twist it like..good..okay wait...hold on let me just position the Golds Gym label so the camera...okay...yea good just like that...ready? Look mean...look brutal for the camera say cheese...'
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Steve Blechman on August 23, 2006, 10:48:14 AM
This kid is good, very good. I hope for his sake Leo Engram does North Americans because there is no way he could hang with him yet. Another promising younger guy looking to join the ranks is always a good thing.



Leo Ingram is doing the North American September 16th and a potential bid for a pro card.  Evan beat a good Robert Hatch at the Junior Nationals.  Hatch placed 3rd at this year's USA behind Omar Deckar and Leo Ingram.  Evan decided to skip the USA so he would have more time to improve his physique for the Nationals.   
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 23, 2006, 11:01:32 AM

 Hatch had a horrendous case of gyno, Steve.

 So let me ask you Steve...if Leo wins his pro card are you going to bump Cormiers collumn and replace it with some cheesy 'Leo Roars' or 'Leo-utrageous Speaks!' title and give him 3 issues to thank a billion people and give him 4 paragraphs to kiss your arse a little then have the usual 'diet/cardio' questions then have a 5 page color spread with him training arms with 'Golds Gym' dumbbells, hammer rope curls, rope pulldowns...behind the neck dumbbell press and then have the 'diamond boys' Ron and Hany describe him as an 'Ebony Mountain of Muscle'?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Lift Studios on August 23, 2006, 11:02:39 AM
Leo Ingram is doing the North American September 16th and a potential bid for a pro card.  Evan beat a good Robert Hatch at the Junior Nationals.  Hatch placed 3rd at this year's USA behind Omar Deckar and Leo Ingram.  Evan decided to skip the USA so he would have more time to improve his physique for the Nationals.   
I'd agree Evan has a great chance at Nationals as there is no immediate threat in the supers beyond Leo. Smart move on skippin USAs as well. You never know who will show up at the bigger shows but he's got potential.

Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 23, 2006, 11:21:10 AM

 Seriously Steve...I swear if you allow the 'DiamondBoys' Hany and Ronny to describe anyone in your magazine as 'an ebony mountain of muscle' again I swear I will never buy another issue from the 7-11 down the street from where I work ever again thats a warning!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: airrick on August 23, 2006, 11:22:50 AM
ya, i agree.. this guy looks great!!!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: sandstone on August 23, 2006, 11:42:59 AM
The next big thing is a new gunslinger who just rode into town.  He's a 24-year-old kid from Connecticut named Evan Centopani.  Evan is two for two is his competitive career, winning the Atlantic States and then the Junior Nationals this year.  So far, he's batting 1,000 and as he prepares for the Nationals in November, I'm predicting he's going to be the new super heavyweight champ! 

I dont think any cover will come close to the one a few months ago with Big Mo-Fo Brach Warren on the cover.

Great fuc#!ng mag!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 23, 2006, 11:44:29 AM
I dont think any cover will come close to the one a few months ago with Big Mo-Fo Brach Warren on the cover.

Great fuc#!ng mag!

The last three Branch covers were all spectacular issues

Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Slick Vic on August 23, 2006, 11:47:21 AM
Steve - any plans for another Flex Wheeler Special/Article?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 23, 2006, 11:48:23 AM
 I concur. The 2 issues w/ Branch on the cover was as bad as it gets. I never seen anything like it.

 So Steve are we going to have Gregg's collumn in there with the usual "...WOOF IS IT HOT IN HERE LET ME POP AN EHPEDRA...OKAY IM BACK...HERE'S A JOKE...WHAT DID THE BLONDE IN THE DOCTORS OFFICE SAY WHEN....OKAY OKAY IM JOKING RELAX....MY DICK MARKUS...MY CRDEDIT CARD...WOOF...DID I JUST SAY THAT?...I WAS KIDDING...OKAY MAYBE NOT...YES I WAS...OKAY OKAY...SHOUT OUT TO MY BOYS IN IRAQ....FK THE BLEEDING HEARTS...MERCEDES IS MY GHETTO GODDESS...HOLLA!...HERE;S A JOKE...WHAT DID THE LESBIAN HAVE IN HER CHRISTMAS STOCKING...RELAX IM JOKING...OKAY LET ME GO JERKOFF...WOOF...WHERE WAS I OKAY IM BACK..."

  Be sure to have Dave Henry pictured on The Hammer Incline Machine...and if you really feeling squirley...have a picture of Lee Priest giving the middle finger to the camera.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 23, 2006, 12:01:00 PM
  So Steve are we going to have Gregg's collumn in there with the usual "...WOOF IS IT HOT IN HERE LET ME POP AN EHPEDRA...OKAY IM BACK...HERE'S A JOKE...WHAT DID THE BLONDE IN THE DOCTORS OFFICE SAY WHEN....OKAY OKAY IM JOKING RELAX....MY DICK MARKUS...MY CRDEDIT CARD...WOOF...DID I JUST SAY THAT?...I WAS KIDDING...OKAY MAYBE NOT...YES I WAS...OKAY OKAY...SHOUT OUT TO MY BOYS IN IRAQ....FK THE BLEEDING HEARTS...MERCEDES IS MY GHETTO GODDESS...HOLLA!...HERE;S A JOKE...WHAT DID THE LESBIAN HAVE IN HER CHRISTMAS STOCKING...RELAX IM JOKING...OKAY LET ME GO JERKOFF...WOOF...WHERE WAS I OKAY IM BACK..."

spot on Valentino - capitals, bereft of punctuation, same stuff every month. And it's like 8 pages! I used to enjoy reading it. Now I just skip to the next article.

Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 23, 2006, 12:07:16 PM

 So do I...I may skim through it for a second but as soon as I see the words " MERCEDES...WOOF...CREDIT CARD...WOOF...MARKUS...W OOF...BIG VIC...JAIL HOUSE HOMIES...CARLON..." I automatically flip to the next page.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Sir William Idol on August 23, 2006, 12:17:00 PM
(http://www.graphicmuscle.com/photos/688/Men/ec_0114.jpg)


what the hell is that shit dripping down his left arm?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 23, 2006, 12:20:31 PM

 ProTan mixed w/ sweat, genius.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: 240 is Back on August 23, 2006, 12:22:11 PM
what the hell is that shit dripping down his left arm?

My guess?

The blood of the vanquished.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: columbusdude82 on August 23, 2006, 12:37:45 PM
Speakin of gyno... the guy who took 13th superheavyweight seemed to have a worse case than hatch...
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Sir William Idol on August 23, 2006, 02:00:55 PM
ProTan mixed w/ sweat, genius.


you're not supposed to be sweating on a bodybuilding stage, especially that much that makes dark streaks drip down your armpit, GENIUS
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 23, 2006, 02:02:55 PM

 Yea okay SLICK...have you ever gotten on stage you fkn HUMP? Under hot lights and contracting all your muscles for a full minute in a packed house oh gee...forgive the human body for doing something natural like sweating you derelict.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Sir William Idol on August 23, 2006, 04:09:19 PM
Yea okay SLICK...have you ever gotten on stage you fkn HUMP? Under hot lights and contracting all your muscles for a full minute in a packed house oh gee...forgive the human body for doing something natural like sweating you derelict.

sure thing CHIEF, its ok that you look like a pig but the judges wont like it if you sweat like one, CHAMP


Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 23, 2006, 04:16:55 PM

 Well, ACE...I dont think this player had a hard time making the judges like him that night despite the sweat on his arm being that he won the OVERALL!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Sir William Idol on August 23, 2006, 04:21:41 PM
Well, ACE...I dont think this player had a hard time making the judges like him that night despite the sweat on his arm being that he won the OVERALL!

well obviously TIGER, it was just one trickle down his arm, but sweating in general (and all over as most people do when they sweat) is frowned upon BUDDY
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 23, 2006, 04:30:04 PM
well obviously TIGER, it was just one trickle down his arm, but sweating in general (and all over as most people do when they sweat) is frowned upon BUDDY
You see, SPORT...I would suspect the people in the 'anti-perspriant/deoderant' buisness are on to something with that discovery you just dropped all over us.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Slick Vic on August 23, 2006, 05:15:33 PM
why didnt i get my september issue with dex?  my subscription doesnt run out till december!!!

Didn't you know? Subscriptions suck!  >:(
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Sir William Idol on August 23, 2006, 05:49:35 PM
You see, SPORT...I would suspect the people in the 'anti-perspriant/deoderant' buisness are on to something with that discovery you just dropped all over us.


the reason for that, KID, is cause thats where the sweat smells the worst.  if you're sweating on a bodybuilding stage you're gonna sweat everywhere
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Fury on August 23, 2006, 05:55:49 PM
Is it just me, or has Sir William Retard made it blatantly obvious that he has never stepped onto a stage for a bodybuilding competition and is now trying to save his own ass from his embarassing comments.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: HRDCOR on August 23, 2006, 05:56:49 PM
Looks like HE WORKS OUT !!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 23, 2006, 05:57:17 PM

the reason for that, KID, is cause thats where the sweat smells the worst.  if you're sweating on a bodybuilding stage you're gonna sweat everywhere

Hold on, boy-o. Under those lights you're gonna sweat. Refer to Branch Warren at the Arnold. If I recall correctly, he had tan on his face and his sweat made it run so bad he looked twenty years older. It's possible too that he was sweating backstage in anticipation before the pro-tan had a chance to dry.

Regardless, Blockhead knows what he's talking about. He got game.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: timfogarty on August 23, 2006, 06:59:02 PM
I'd agree Evan has a great chance at Nationals as there is no immediate threat in the supers beyond Leo. Smart move on skippin USAs as well. You never know who will show up at the bigger shows but he's got potential.

Remember the days when the measure of a top amateur was winning all four major contests?   Wait, that was an AAU thing.

the best in the NPC was Phil Williams winning both the USA and Nationals.  Haney won Jr Nat and Nat, so did Demayo and Stallings.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 23, 2006, 07:04:39 PM
Hey Tim, you're posting again! Good to have you back, buddy - we missed your insight
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Mobil on August 23, 2006, 07:18:55 PM
massive legs!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: UpTheDosage on August 23, 2006, 07:24:15 PM
Remember the days when the measure of a top amateur was winning all four major contests?   Wait, that was an AAU thing.

the best in the NPC was Phil Williams winning both the USA and Nationals.  Haney won Jr Nat and Nat, so did Demayo and Stallings.

How about when Dimora won the teen nats, junior nats and the nats in the same year. I believe i'm correct, maybe not. If I am, that'll NEVER happen again.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: legbreaker on August 23, 2006, 07:34:18 PM

you're not supposed to be sweating on a bodybuilding stage, especially that much that makes dark streaks drip down your armpit, GENIUS

Since you question what that is and say that it's unusual to have that happen then I know you never stepped on a stage.  Sit back and let the guys that compete tell YOU what the real deal is.   
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 23, 2006, 08:16:48 PM
Since you question what that is and say that it's unusual to have that happen then I know you never stepped on a stage.  Sit back and let the guys that compete tell YOU what the real deal is.   

Snap!

(http://i.jubii.dk/film/wallpapers/You%20Got%20Served/yougotser_03_1024.jpg)
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: timfogarty on August 23, 2006, 08:23:35 PM
How about when Dimora won the teen nats, junior nats and the nats in the same year. I believe i'm correct, maybe not. If I am, that'll NEVER happen again.

http://musclememory.com/show.php?a=DiMora,+Shane

1986, won his class in the Jr Nationals and Nationals, won the overall in Teen Nationals

my list was of overall winners only
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: timfogarty on August 23, 2006, 08:26:21 PM
Hey Tim, you're posting again! Good to have you back, buddy - we missed your insight

I've been busy working on the MuscleMemory wiki.  Text contributions welcomed.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Sir William Idol on August 23, 2006, 08:45:52 PM
hahah, i'm sure you bodybuilding "champions" have entered hundreds of shows and got your asses handed to you in each one......ahahhahaah "hey judge what do i need to improve"

judge "uh, start by draining lake michigan out from under your skin and see if that helps"
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: ReEvolution on August 23, 2006, 09:41:49 PM
ton of potential..needs legs
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: UpTheDosage on August 23, 2006, 11:18:34 PM
http://musclememory.com/show.php?a=DiMora,+Shane

1986, won his class in the Jr Nationals and Nationals, won the overall in Teen Nationals

my list was of overall winners only

Ah i see. I could of swore he won the overall at Junior nats that year also, but I was wrong. But still an impressive feat that will never happen again. A teenager turning pro that is.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Cara from MD on August 24, 2006, 08:30:16 AM
ya, i agree.. this guy looks great!!!

He DOES look great!  He's really cute too.  AND he's local...hmmm...
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Hedgehog on August 24, 2006, 08:35:49 AM
He DOES look great!  He's really cute too.  AND he's local...hmmm...

Are you suggesting that you're prowling for some fresh cock to suck dating?

Get back with us when mission's complete.

YIP
Zack

Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: BayGBM on August 24, 2006, 08:52:54 AM
Is MD ever going to revise its website?  Or is the current site the new and improved version?  ???
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Steve Blechman on August 24, 2006, 09:34:24 AM
Is MD ever going to revise its website?  Or is the current site the new and improved version?  ???

After remaining digitally dormant for several years, I'm very pleased and excited to announce a new digital format for MD online, to be launched sometime in September!  I know, you're thinking, finally, right?  Well, there's a good reason why we're getting into the digital arena at this late date.  First and foremost, when the digital revolution took off, I was more concerned with building the MD brand by solidifying our market share and our identity in print.  While we accomplished that, I kept a close watch on what was developing in cyberspace.  By watching what worked and what didn't work I learned that, for us to come out with a successful web presence, we'd have to do it better than the competition.  To do that, I'd have to make sure that MD Digital integrates with print and becomes an extension of the brand online, not merely a cannibalization of our print. 

MD Digital will complement, not duplicate our print.  There's so many multimedia opportunities available on the Internet: video, podcasts, web radio and of course, unlimited space, allowing us to bring you bodybuilding in ways never before possible!  MD Digital will be just as, if not more, edgy and controversial as our no bullshit print media, but we'll be so much more cutting edge with up-to-the-minute news and information presented in real time.  Something you just can't do in a magazine. 

I believe that it will be brands in the end that will win on the Internet.  Just like Wal-Mart is the number one retailer, they'll be the biggest online retailer as well.  People recognize the brand.  Brands will dominate the Internet, and as for hardcore, no bullshit bodybuilding goes, MD is the dominant brand in print and we will be on the Internet, too.  No bull.  Nothing censored, the whole truth, and you get it in several forms of instant media, delivered right to your computer, right now.  Like Howard Stern is the king of all radio media, MD Digital will be the king of all bodybuilding media.

With that said, I'm proud to announce the addition of Dave Palumbo to our new digital format in his new capacity as editor-in-chief of our digital realm.  I chose Dave because he's the perfect fit: He has plenty of web experience with his own website, he'd edgy and controversial, and has a huge following of fans who both love him and hate him.  He lives close by and will work side by side with me at our offices, so I can feed him tons of groundbreaking data on a daily basis using the resources that support our print.  This is a big step in bodybuilding. 
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Slick Vic on August 24, 2006, 09:37:43 AM
Steve, once again.... are there any plans in the near future to feature an article on Flex Wheeler again?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: gatrainer on August 24, 2006, 09:38:51 AM


With that said, I'm proud to announce the addition of Dave Palumbo to our new digital format in his new capacity as editor-in-chief of our digital realm.  I chose Dave because he's the perfect fit: He has plenty of web experience with his own website, he'd edgy and controversial, and has a huge following of fans who both love him and hate him.  He lives close by and will work side by side with me at our offices, so I can feed him tons of groundbreaking data on a daily basis using the resources that support our print.  This is a big step in bodybuilding. 

Thats great about Dave, but PLEASE....PLEASE tell him to keep the inmates off the site.   That sh*t got old about 5 issues ago.    Seriously
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: alexxx on August 24, 2006, 09:40:13 AM
After remaining digitally dormant for several years, I'm very pleased and excited to announce a new digital format for MD online, to be launched sometime in September!  I know, you're thinking, finally, right?  Well, there's a good reason why we're getting into the digital arena at this late date.  First and foremost, when the digital revolution took off, I was more concerned with building the MD brand by solidifying our market share and our identity in print.  While we accomplished that, I kept a close watch on what was developing in cyberspace.  By watching what worked and what didn't work I learned that, for us to come out with a successful web presence, we'd have to do it better than the competition.  To do that, I'd have to make sure that MD Digital integrates with print and becomes an extension of the brand online, not merely a cannibalization of our print. 

MD Digital will complement, not duplicate our print.  There's so many multimedia opportunities available on the Internet: video, podcasts, web radio and of course, unlimited space, allowing us to bring you bodybuilding in ways never before possible!  MD Digital will be just as, if not more, edgy and controversial as our no bullshit print media, but we'll be so much more cutting edge with up-to-the-minute news and information presented in real time.  Something you just can't do in a magazine. 

I believe that it will be brands in the end that will win on the Internet.  Just like Wal-Mart is the number one retailer, they'll be the biggest online retailer as well.  People recognize the brand.  Brands will dominate the Internet, and as for hardcore, no bullshit bodybuilding goes, MD is the dominant brand in print and we will be on the Internet, too.  No bull.  Nothing censored, the whole truth, and you get it in several forms of instant media, delivered right to your computer, right now.  Like Howard Stern is the king of all radio media, MD Digital will be the king of all bodybuilding media.

With that said, I'm proud to announce the addition of Dave Palumbo to our new digital format in his new capacity as editor-in-chief of our digital realm.  I chose Dave because he's the perfect fit: He has plenty of web experience with his own website, he'd edgy and controversial, and has a huge following of fans who both love him and hate him.  He lives close by and will work side by side with me at our offices, so I can feed him tons of groundbreaking data on a daily basis using the resources that support our print.  This is a big step in

bodybuilding. 

Everybody get ready for tons of CYBERADS!!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: 240 is Back on August 24, 2006, 09:42:10 AM
Steve, can you pass on www.300website.com to Next Big Thing? 

Much thanks!

Rob
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Original Sin on August 24, 2006, 09:56:25 AM
Steve, can you pass on www.300website.com to Next Big Thing? 

Much thanks!

Rob

...And people call me a whore   ;D :-*

Actually hope it pays off, could be a "big thing"
Good Luck!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 24, 2006, 10:16:46 AM
Snap!

(http://i.jubii.dk/film/wallpapers/You%20Got%20Served/yougotser_03_1024.jpg)
Hey Big Poppa...where did you...how did you...these guys look real familiar to me...I think these are the guys who were trying to break into my garage last week. I KNEW I seen them somewhere!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 24, 2006, 10:19:12 AM
Hold on, boy-o. Under those lights you're gonna sweat. Refer to Branch Warren at the Arnold. If I recall correctly, he had tan on his face and his sweat made it run so bad he looked twenty years older. It's possible too that he was sweating backstage in anticipation before the pro-tan had a chance to dry.

Regardless, Blockhead knows what he's talking about. He got game.
Thanks, Player...Sir William started to bore me with his theories about sweat. sweat of all subjects so I didnt have the energy to argue with him. It was clear he never ever felt the hot lights of a BB stage...so he kept using the anti-sweat angle to attempt to give himself credibility.

 But you know he aint got no street cred like we do, player...youknowwhatImsa yin!!!!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 24, 2006, 10:21:38 AM
Hey Big Poppa...where did you...how did you...these guys look real familiar to me...I think these are the guys who were trying to break into my garage last week. I KNEW I seen them somewhere!

LOL - yeah, they get around . . .
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 24, 2006, 10:23:16 AM
Thanks, Player...Sir William started to bore me with his theories about sweat. sweat of all subjects so I didnt have the energy to argue with him. It was clear he never ever felt the hot lights of a BB stage...so he kept using the anti-sweat angle to attempt to give himself credibility.

 But you know he aint got no street cred like we do, player...youknowwhatImsa yin!!!!

I hear ya, pimp. You's da realist n-gga here. Gotta shake 'em haters off
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: jaejonna on August 24, 2006, 10:23:31 AM
Dis ni**a is talking bout sweat ?? Man, Imma merc son if he be where I be at, ya dig ? Smell me cousin ? I rep 138 and broadway.... Purple city
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 24, 2006, 10:28:28 AM
Dis ni**a is talking bout sweat ?? Man, Imma merc son if he be where I be at, ya dig ? Smell me cousin ? I rep 138 and broadway.... Purple city
138/Broadway? What it be up over there...People or Folk?  Up over in Chi-Town...'The Latin Souls' wear purple...dey be Folk...forks UP!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: 240 is Back on August 24, 2006, 10:29:06 AM
Dis ni**a is talking bout sweat ?? Man, Imma merc son if he be where I be at, ya dig ? Smell me cousin ? I rep 138 and broadway.... Purple city

I can't tell if you're about to hang out with someone or murder them.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: jaejonna on August 24, 2006, 10:31:09 AM
138/Broadway? What it be up over there...People or Folk?  Up over in Chi-Town...'The Latin Souls' wear purple...dey be Folk...forks UP!
It be dat bird gang son...we got dem thangz....deeem thaaannnnggssss....
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 24, 2006, 10:45:27 AM
prescription cough syrup (w/ codeine) + kool aid/grape soda = purple [stuff]

(http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/Large/99/386799.jpg)(http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/Large/76/449276.jpg)

purple world is actually a very good album . . .
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: jaejonna on August 24, 2006, 10:52:49 AM
that sizzurp got DJ screw laid up six ft deep, the purple I talk bout be that sticky ichy oh wee, so strong they put it glass jarz
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 24, 2006, 11:00:36 AM
 Doz be all our peoples u know whatImsayin? They could be as purple as they want but they aint got siht on the real 'Purple One' muthafkn PRINCE!

 Prince is so pretty...I can't even look him in the eye. Know how in Greek God mythology...if anyone looks Medussa in the eyes they automatically turn to stone? Well...w/ Prince...he got that same power, youknowwhatImsayin...if a straight mofo looks him in the eye...BOOM turns gay!

 These playaz look like thug ass ni-gaz...but they cant make me turn gay...post a picture of Prince and one glance in his eyes and I'll be PMing Bay with 'Heeeeeey' all snapping my fingers...hahahahaha! Prince is a tru GANGSTA!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 24, 2006, 11:09:36 AM
Prince is a tru GANGSTA!

O-G, n-gga
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Joey Tito on August 24, 2006, 11:13:20 AM
(http://www.graphicmuscle.com/photos/688/Men/ec_0114.jpg)


what the hell is that shit dripping down his left arm?

I just got the biggest bonor
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: jaejonna on August 24, 2006, 11:17:04 AM
Joey Tito is gay as hell
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Joey Tito on August 24, 2006, 11:20:37 AM
Joey Tito is gay as hell

Nope, sorry.  I just imainged a long blond wig to go with that perfect sweet arse and then we're set!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: jaejonna on August 24, 2006, 11:25:36 AM
Nope, sorry.  I just imainged a long blond wig to go with that perfect sweet arse and then we're set!
Hahahah just stop right there, your still gay as hell...why dont you push them doors wide open tito, your coming out the closet as we speak..hahahahah
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Slick Vic on August 24, 2006, 11:26:39 AM
Nope, sorry.  I just imainged a long blond wig to go with that perfect sweet arse and then we're set!

Very disturbing....  :-\
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Joey Tito on August 24, 2006, 11:31:01 AM
Very disturbing....  :-\

LOL, thou hast been baited.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 24, 2006, 11:32:34 AM
LOL, thou hast been baited.

monster attempt at damage control

gayer than pink lemonade
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: jaejonna on August 24, 2006, 11:36:36 AM
monster attempt at damage control

gayer than pink lemonade
hahahahahahaha gayer than talking in a shakespearean english accent  hahaha
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Hedgehog on August 24, 2006, 11:51:55 AM
monster attempt at damage control

gayer than pink lemonade

I don't think it's any secret that Joey is a gaylord?

He came out big and wide on that benchpressing thread on how he wouldn't mind sleeping on Gene Rychlak's gut.

Big deal. He's a homo.




Not that there's anything wrong with that, BastAtlantic...


YIP
Zack
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Joey Tito on August 24, 2006, 12:07:49 PM
Give me a Kamali break.  Like YOU wouldn't want to take a naked nap on Rychlak.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Steve Blechman on August 24, 2006, 01:58:51 PM
Steve, once again.... are there any plans in the near future to feature an article on Flex Wheeler again?

Not in the near future.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Stavios on August 24, 2006, 02:32:30 PM
Hey Steve, this guy is Alex Rykov, a canadian monster

you should give him a cover, your sells would double !

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=89242.0;attach=96318;image)
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 24, 2006, 02:39:01 PM
Hey Steve, this guy is Alex Rykov, a canadian monster

you should give him a cover, your sells would double !

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=89242.0;attach=96318;image)
Is alexxx in rehab or something? That 8X9' room looks like a rehab center bedroom. What happened to all the brutal posters clipped out of FLEX Magazine hanging on the walls?

  Hey Steve...how long until you drop Cormier's collumn to replace it with whatever rookie becomes pro this year?

 Also...can you confirm with me you are going to send a memo to all your writers/contributors to not describe ANY negroe bodybuilder as an 'ebony mountain of muscle'. It seems like 'The DiamondBoys' Hany and Ronnie-Poo like to do that so much it whores-up the magazines greatness.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Slick Vic on August 24, 2006, 03:52:28 PM
Not in the near future.

 :'(
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Bones on August 24, 2006, 04:03:18 PM
  Shoulders like a snake
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 24, 2006, 04:13:17 PM

  I bet Blechman ignores my question about him dropping Cormiers collumn to replace it with some new rookie pro and my concern for his writers describing every negroe in the magazine as 'mountains of ebony muscle'.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: sarcasm on August 24, 2006, 04:17:14 PM
is it just me or does alexxx look more and more mexican in every picture lately?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 24, 2006, 04:18:11 PM
is it just me or does alexxx look more and more mexican in every picture lately?

Mexican's are tougher looking than him
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 24, 2006, 04:22:59 PM

 Yea...he looks like a greasy Puerto Rican there...
 
 
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Colossus_1986 on August 24, 2006, 04:25:16 PM
Yea...he looks like a greasy Puerto Rican there...
 
 

Lol...gotta love that pubic hair growing out his chest too!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: alexxx on August 24, 2006, 04:36:16 PM
Lol...gotta love that pubic hair growing out his chest too!

Yeah haha your 20 and still don't have hair on even your forearms. Plus your bald which is weird for a natural that young. :-\
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Colossus_1986 on August 24, 2006, 04:43:02 PM
Yeah haha your 20 and still don't have hair on even your forearms. Plus your bald which is weird for a natural that young. :-\


for the 100th time its called a razor dumbshit! I wouldnt wanna go on stage "taliban-Style" like you there...
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: alexxx on August 24, 2006, 04:44:12 PM

for the 100th time its called a razor dumbshit! I wouldnt wanna go on stage "taliban-Style" like you there...

You fit the taliban profile better with your scrawny corpse you call physique.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: davidpaul on August 24, 2006, 04:45:48 PM

for the 100th time its called a razor dumbshit! I wouldnt wanna go on stage "taliban-Style" like you there...

your bald u ugly fuc.k, how old are you 20?
hahahahahahahaha, bald ugly loser, trying to ride on Alex's dick, you mention him in every thread,
you bald stalker.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: gatrainer on August 24, 2006, 04:52:18 PM

for the 100th time its called a razor dumbshit! I wouldnt wanna go on stage "taliban-Style" like you there...
meltdown
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: doison on August 24, 2006, 04:56:10 PM
  Shoulders like a snake

Deceptively funny!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Cara from MD on August 25, 2006, 09:18:05 AM
Here's another arm shot of Evan.  Man, he does look like Mike Matarazzo.  Great spread in the next issue of MD!

--Cara
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: alexxx on August 25, 2006, 09:20:06 AM
Hey Cara! Who's bright idea was it to plastic wrap the last issue of md?? I ain't going to buy it but like to flip through the pages.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 25, 2006, 12:40:20 PM

 I wont be buying MD anymore unless Blechman confirms here he isnt going to let his writers call every single negroe pictured in his magazine a 'ebony mountain of muscle'.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: alexxx on August 25, 2006, 12:42:26 PM
I wont be buying MD anymore unless Blechman confirms here he isnt going to let his writers call every single negroe pictured in his magazine a 'ebony mountain of muscle'.


Shut up! I know you like that shit and getting owned by women in various lifts! ;D
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Stavios on August 25, 2006, 12:52:57 PM
Hey Cara! Who's bright idea was it to plastic wrap the last issue of md?? I ain't going to by it but like to flip through the pages.
LMAO !!!!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 25, 2006, 12:55:50 PM

Shut up! I know you like that shit and getting owned by women in various lifts! ;D
Okay so maybe I do find it kind of cute...plus that aint the only time she 'owned' me so WHAT!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Mr. Michael Moore on August 25, 2006, 01:05:31 PM
Yea okay SLICK...have you ever gotten on stage you fkn HUMP? Under hot lights and contracting all your muscles for a full minute in a packed house oh gee...forgive the human body for doing something natural like sweating you derelict.
PERFECT!!!! Straight to the point! Sick ' n' Tired of these mofos who know dick about competition spilling their geniuses $0,02 :-\
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Pazuzu on August 25, 2006, 06:21:49 PM
I was the only writer to ever use that phrase "mountain of ebony muscle," it was in reference to Ronnie and it was in Hany's column. Hany still gives me shit because the phrase has been mocked 10,000 times here ever since.

And 'negro' is very politically incorrect.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: corinth on August 25, 2006, 06:32:58 PM
"mountain of ebony muscle"

Quite possibly the gayest thing ever written in the history of mankind.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Wiggs on August 25, 2006, 07:09:55 PM
24 years old???  ALL DRUGS
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: alexxx on August 25, 2006, 07:47:50 PM
I was the only writer to ever use that phrase "mountain of ebony muscle," it was in reference to Ronnie and it was in Hany's column. Hany still gives me shit because the phrase has been mocked 10,000 times here ever since.

And 'negro' is very politically incorrect.

lolol I was laughing when I read that in md! Almost as gay as greg merrit or the guy who writes cutler's column in md!!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Bones on August 25, 2006, 09:43:48 PM


And 'negro' is very politically incorrect.
[/quote]...and your point is ????????
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 08:27:07 AM
I was the only writer to ever use that phrase "mountain of ebony muscle," it was in reference to Ronnie and it was in Hany's column. Hany still gives me shit because the phrase has been mocked 10,000 times here ever since.

And 'negro' is very politically incorrect.
Yea okay first off...the name of the demon you are trying to use as your handle...is spelled wrong. Second...politically correct? This is GETBIG you MySpace checking...StarBucks coffee drinking BALL BAG! "politically correct"...go to fkn MAYHEM with all the other "good job bro...good luck bro...how many weeks left bro...congrats bro..." TOOLs.

 We all know Hany and Ronnie-woo-woo Harris are the 'diamondboys' with fetishes for negroe bodybuilders and cant help but describe negore bodybuilders as 'ebony mountains of muscle'. Hany is the biggest schmoe TOOL BOX of them all...the fkn immigrant didnt even know what a 'long island iced tea' was.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 26, 2006, 08:35:51 AM
This is GETBIG you MySpace checking...StarBucks coffee drinking BALL BAG! "politically correct"...go to fkn MAYHEM with all the other "good job bro...good luck bro...how many weeks left bro...congrats bro..." TOOLs.

LOL - real gangsta's don't have MySpace accounts

gayer than strawberry champagne
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: gatrainer on August 26, 2006, 08:36:43 AM
Yea okay first off...the name of the demon you are trying to use as your handle...is spelled wrong. Second...politically correct? This is GETBIG you MySpace checking...StarBucks coffee drinking BALL BAG! "politically correct"...go to fkn MAYHEM with all the other "good job bro...good luck bro...how many weeks left bro...congrats bro..." TOOLs.

 We all know Hany and Ronnie-woo-woo Harris are the 'diamondboys' with fetishes for negroe bodybuilders and cant help but describe negore bodybuilders as 'ebony mountains of muscle'. Hany is the biggest schmoe TOOL BOX of them all...the fkn immigrant didnt even know what a 'long island iced tea' was.

another well spoken comment!! thumbs up Blockhead!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 08:52:28 AM

 Thanks player...thanks again for all the support of my work. I just hate letting nonsense slip past me...it insults all of us on here.

 Know what? How much you all want to bet Hany Rimjob got on the phone with this 'pazuzu' character and was like..."Uh huh...yea, I'm on getbig now looking at it...uh huh...yea log on...you see it...scroll down...yup...TheBlockHea d...uh huh...yea see I keep getting flamed by my comment about Ronnie...uh huh...no no..the 'ebony mountain of.." yea yea...I know they wont let me live it down...yea sure...yea $100...yea okay...just log on and be like..'oh, I originally wrote and made that comment up...Hany has nothing to do with it...please leave him alone..."...yea just get them off my case...I'm embarrassed to even be seen at expos now because of that...uh huh...okay post it now...yea..."

 I can see right past Hany and his attempt to 'cover up' his feelings for Ronnie and negroes worldwide. It's even making Ronnie boy let his urges out as we seen it with last months issue with Omar Deckhardt(sp?). I'm telling ya if Steve' Grease Lightinin' Blechman let's ONE MORE 'ebony mountain of muscle' comment slip into his magazine...I'm gonna take out a subscription to FLEX and never stop at 7-11 every 21st of the month for the newest issue of MD.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 10:16:50 AM
I don't think it's possible to have a correct spelling of 'Pazuzu,' since the Babylonian/Akkadian languages have been dead for over 4,000 years and would have no equivalent in English letters.

Why do you insist on using an outdated term like 'negro?' That's like calling Asian people 'oriental.'

I don't have a page on MySpace, and I am too cheap to buy coffee from Starbucks. I usually make instant at home, or rarely I will buy Dunkin' Donuts.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 10:22:00 AM
Pazuzu
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
This article is about the Sumerian demon Pazuzu. For other uses, see Pazuzu (disambiguation).
In Sumerian and Akkadian mythology, Pazuzu was the king of the demons of wind, and son of the god Hanbi. For the Sumerians he also represented the southwestern wind, the bearer of storms.

[edit]
Mythology
Pazuzu is often depicted with the body of a man but with the head of a lion or dog, talons instead of feet, two pairs of wings, the tail of a scorpion and a serpentine penis. He is also depicted with the right hand upward, and the left hand downward; the position of the hands means life and death, or creation and destruction.

Pazuzu is the demon of the South-west wind that was known for bringing droughts and famine during dry seasons, and locusts during rainy seasons. Pazuzu was invoked in amulets aimed at fighting against the powers of his hated rival, the malicious goddess Lamashtu, who was believed to cause harm to mother and child during childbirth. Pazuzu is also a demon who protected humans against plague and evil forces, in particular the demoness Lamashtu.

[edit]
In popular culture
At the beginning of the book and film The Exorcist, when Father Merrin is at the site of an archaelogical dig in Northern Iraq, the figure that threatens him — seemingly an illusion — is Pazuzu, whom he had battled many years earlier. Later, when he is appointed to perform the exorcism on Regan, he suspects it is Pazuzu that possesses her. The 1977 sequel film Exorcist II: The Heretic and the 2004 prequel Exorcist: The Beginning also deal with Pazuzu.
There are several heavy metal bands named Pazuzu.
The name or figure of Pazuzu is also referenced in a number of other fictional works; see Pazuzu (disambiguation) for further information.
In the American animated television show, Futurama, the gargoyle that Professor Farnsworth was searching for in the episode "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" (Season Five Episode Seven) is named Pazuzu
In an album from Tardi's series Les Aventures extraordinaires d'Adèle Blanc-Sec: The Demon of the Eiffel Tower (Le Demon de la Tour Eiffel), the title character (Adele) faces a murderous sect worshipping Pazuzu.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: corinth on August 26, 2006, 10:24:29 AM
I don't think it's possible to have a correct spelling of 'Pazuzu,' since the Babylonian/Akkadian languages have been dead for over 4,000 years and would have no equivalent in English letters.

Why do you insist on using an outdated term like 'negro?' That's like calling Asian people 'oriental.'

I don't have a page on MySpace, and I am too cheap to buy coffee from Starbucks. I usually make instant at home, or rarely I will buy Dunkin' Donuts.

Pazuzu or whatever you're trying to call yourself.....if I were you I'd step back from the computer and just walk away....the block is the last person in the world you want to get into this with.....trust me, you don't stand a chance......kind of like bringing a knife to a gun fight.....let it go......let it go......
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 10:24:35 AM
 How much did Hany pay you, brah? Hmmm? How much? Hany will trick you out in a minute...trust/believe that! he chimed in here once trying to put all the blame on Ronnie-Woo-Woo...with a pathetic attempt of ''it was Ron...blame him he did it first...all the jokes should be forwarded to Ron"...

 I'll be sure never to have Hany 'dial me in'...if he ever gets popped...he'd make sure EVERYONE will go down with him(no pun intended).

 It's still spelled wrong...in demonology...its spelled differently. Why would you pick that as a handle anyway? Dork. Watch what happens to you giving that REAL entity 'glory'...watch.

 The $100 Hany paid you to take the fall for him was easy money...Hany will always be looked upon as the man who describes every negroe bodybuilder as 'ebony mountain of muscle'.

 Like I said...this is GETBIG. This is the Jerry Springer of BB forums. I call Asains on here...Asians. You can call Hany back up on the phone and tell him it didnt work.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Stavios on August 26, 2006, 10:28:31 AM
Hey BlockHead, show some respect to Ron  >:(
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 10:31:18 AM
Pazuzu
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
This article is about the Sumerian demon Pazuzu. For other uses, see Pazuzu (disambiguation).
In Sumerian and Akkadian mythology, Pazuzu was the king of the demons of wind, and son of the god Hanbi. For the Sumerians he also represented the southwestern wind, the bearer of storms.

[edit]
Mythology
Pazuzu is often depicted with the body of a man but with the head of a lion or dog, talons instead of feet, two pairs of wings, the tail of a scorpion and a serpentine penis. He is also depicted with the right hand upward, and the left hand downward; the position of the hands means life and death, or creation and destruction.

Pazuzu is the demon of the South-west wind that was known for bringing droughts and famine during dry seasons, and locusts during rainy seasons. Pazuzu was invoked in amulets aimed at fighting against the powers of his hated rival, the malicious goddess Lamashtu, who was believed to cause harm to mother and child during childbirth. Pazuzu is also a demon who protected humans against plague and evil forces, in particular the demoness Lamashtu.

[edit]
In popular culture
At the beginning of the book and film The Exorcist, when Father Merrin is at the site of an archaelogical dig in Northern Iraq, the figure that threatens him — seemingly an illusion — is Pazuzu, whom he had battled many years earlier. Later, when he is appointed to perform the exorcism on Regan, he suspects it is Pazuzu that possesses her. The 1977 sequel film Exorcist II: The Heretic and the 2004 prequel Exorcist: The Beginning also deal with Pazuzu.
There are several heavy metal bands named Pazuzu.
The name or figure of Pazuzu is also referenced in a number of other fictional works; see Pazuzu (disambiguation) for further information.
In the American animated television show, Futurama, the gargoyle that Professor Farnsworth was searching for in the episode "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" (Season Five Episode Seven) is named Pazuzu
In an album from Tardi's series Les Aventures extraordinaires d'Adèle Blanc-Sec: The Demon of the Eiffel Tower (Le Demon de la Tour Eiffel), the title character (Adele) faces a murderous sect worshipping Pazuzu.

"a serpetine for a penis and held his right hand UP and left DOWN..."

 So the demon was black...wow I didnt know that! A negroe demon. A giant snake for a schlong...and he represented the People Nation by right side UP left side DOWN...maybe he rolled with the Bloods...Vice Lords maybe...

 Thanks for the history lesson...when a BlockHead stands corrected he stands corrected but the spelling of that demon is not what the issue here is...

 its all about what Hany is paying you to take the heat on his homoeroctic fetish for negroes on steroids. We can talk about demons all night...lets get back on the main issue here...how much is he paying you?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 10:36:00 AM
Hey BlockHead, show some respect to Ron  >:(
I figured this was Ronny WooWoo...

 I didnt know you changed your handle...so eh...you do know Hany tricked you out like a punk, right?

 Hey maybe you can write a horror story about a young negroe who everytime the moon was full...turned into 300lbs of 'ebony mountains of muscle' and wrecked havoc in a small new england town...and the only thing that could stop him...was its kryptonite...'white girls'.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 26, 2006, 10:37:42 AM
Pazuzu or whatever you're trying to call yourself.....if I were you I'd step back from the computer and just walk away....the block is the last person in the world you want to get into this with.....trust me, you don't stand a chance......kind of like bringing a knife to a gun fight.....let it go......let it go......

"Walk away. Just    walk away"

(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3766/humungoussmall0ih.jpg)
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: corinth on August 26, 2006, 10:38:53 AM
I figured this was Ronny WooWoo...

 I didnt know you changed your handle...so eh...you do know Hany tricked you out like a punk, right?

 Hey maybe you can write a horror story about a young negroe who everytime the moon was full...turned into 300lbs of 'ebony mountains of muscle' and wrecked havoc in a small new england town...and the only thing that could stop him...was its kryptonite...'white girls'.

yeah, it's ron harris and no matter what the man does with the rest of his life he will always be remembered for that line "ebony mountain of muscle"

HA HA Ronnie's kryptonite is "white girls"..........that and flavored grits.....
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 10:47:31 AM

 Thanks for the support, corinth...

 Why doesnt Ronny WooWoo...aka 'The Diamond Boy' post under his name...its not like nobody knows who he is.

 Hey Ronny...I do think you're a great writer and envy you in a positive way how much you accompolished in the BB industry as a competitor, writer and an industry insider...

 I just need you to clarify about the 'ebony mountain of muscle' comment...was it a freudian slip? Does your wife know about it? How did 'Steve GloboGym Blechman allow it in his magazine...not that Steve doesnt possibly have a little sugar in his shoes but...that comment was fit for 'Mens Exercise' not MD...and HANY is the man behind it not Ronny WooWoo. Ronny Woo is just in HANYs pocket taking the heat...
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: corinth on August 26, 2006, 10:52:05 AM
Thanks for the support, corinth...

 Why doesnt Ronny WooWoo...aka 'The Diamond Boy' post under his name...its not like nobody knows who he is.

 Hey Ronny...I do think you're a great writer and envy you in a positive way how much you accompolished in the BB industry as a competitor, writer and an industry insider...

 I just need you to clarify about the 'ebony mountain of muscle' comment...was it a freudian slip? Does your wife know about it? How did 'Steve GloboGym Blechman allow it in his magazine...not that Steve doesnt possibly have a little sugar in his shoes but...that comment was fit for 'Mens Exercise' not MD...and HANY is the man behind it not Ronny WooWoo. Ronny Woo is just in HANYs pocket taking the heat...

I think he may have originally thought that by using the pazuzu name he might be able to post here and not piss off his real family over at mayhem.....
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 10:56:09 AM

 How much you want to bet he's reading these posts right now...just scanning and creeping but not saying anything...all he'll comment on is the history of his handle...

 Hahahaha...at the ASC I'm going to walk by the Gaspari booth and say..."Ronnie WooWoo check out all the 'ebony mountains of man flesh muscle' walking around....hahahahaha!

 Whats he gonna do...sock me or something?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: corinth on August 26, 2006, 11:01:31 AM
The most pathetic thing of all isn't that he actually sat down and wrote those words knowing they would be published...no, the most pathetic thing is he actually thought up that exact phrase to begin with....."ebony mountain of muscle".....what kind of man thinks like that....seriously....... .and I can only imagine the other sick gay crap he thinks of that somehow he manages to refrain from writing......just so unbelievably gay on so many levels.......
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 11:28:32 AM
Ebony = black in color
Mountain = huge, taking up a lot of size
Muscle = self-explantory

I didn't see the gay reference and still don't.  But if you say so, okay, it sounds gay. My bad.

For the record, Hany has never paid me a dime.

And you won't see me at a booth ever again - I am far too lazy to be on my feet for 10-12 hours, 3 days in a row like that.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 11:36:25 AM

 That 'Ebony Mountain of Muscle' comment you and Hany recite over and over again was gayer than Lance Bass trying on The Ruby Slippers and going "OOOH...they're a PERFECT FIT!"

 You see? I saw you at the ASC  behind the Gaspari booth with Kathy LeFransciois with her BIG OL PHAT ASS all over the place...and you dont want to hang out at that booth with her and that ass? I would PAY to hang out behind the booth for 13hrs a day just staring at it...you could spend that time 'working that angle" putting your bid in to flip that shit inside out back in your room...

 Just as I thought...as gay as John Mark Karr, Ryan Seacrest and George Michales playing shirts/skins football for an Abercrombie/Fitch ad.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: corinth on August 26, 2006, 11:40:03 AM
Ebony = black in color
Mountain = huge, taking up a lot of size
Muscle = self-explantory

I didn't see the gay reference and still don't.  But if you say so, okay, it sounds gay. My bad.

For the record, Hany has never paid me a dime.

And you won't see me at a booth ever again - I am far too lazy to be on my feet for 10-12 hours, 3 days in a row like that.


Ron, trust me, everyone that read that line cringed when they did....unless Elton John just happens to be an MD reader. Seriously.

And if I were you I'd try to avoid being in the same place as Big Ronnie ever again, for obvious reasons....but if you absolutely have to be where he is, DO NOT make eye contact.....you just make the big guy uncomfortable......."ebony mountain of muscle"..........gayer than drinking diet soda while enjoying a fruit platter......
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 11:46:45 AM

 Well said, corinth...I never thought about that. If Ronnie WooWoo or Hany are ever seen phtographed together again or out in public within 20' of eachother ever again...or ever make eye contact ever again...everyone around them all will know 'wassup'.

 I think Big Ronnie should pull an Order of Protection against Hany and Ronnie WooWoo...I never read anything so gay...that shit was so gay it would make Liberace go ..."ewww...what a homo!". It would make Christopher Lowell embarressed to be an interior designer it was so gay...

 Where's Bay at? I need him to confirm its gayness...
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: gordiano on August 26, 2006, 11:47:20 AM
Ebony = black in color
Mountain = huge, taking up a lot of size
Muscle = self-explantory

I didn't see the gay reference and still don't.  But if you say so, okay, it sounds gay. My bad.

For the record, Hany has never paid me a dime.

And you won't see me at a booth ever again - I am far too lazy to be on my feet for 10-12 hours, 3 days in a row like that.

Yeah, nothing gay about it.
 ::)

Whatever you gotta tell yourself.............
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 01:25:25 PM
I never said hanging out with hot chicks wasn't fun - I would just rather do it in a more relaxed environment rather than while pouring out 10,000 samples of creatine drinks.

This is my wife, Cathy LeFrancois-Priest, and our best friend Nicole.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: corinth on August 26, 2006, 01:31:47 PM
I never said hanging out with hot chicks wasn't fun - I would just rather do it in a more relaxed environment rather than while pouring out 10,000 samples of creatine drinks.

This is my wife, Cathy LeFrancois-Priest, and our best friend Nicole.

CORRECTION....I think you meant to say this is my beard, Cathy, and my wife's "best friend" Nicole..wink....wink.... .

Ron, you seem like a nice guy, really, but you make this too easy.........
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 01:45:26 PM
You guys are just too good at this game, because you have so much experience playing it.

Your posts are very entertaining bro, you look great, good luck!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 01:47:24 PM
 Thanks Ron...

  Hey so whats your relationship w/ Hany like? I hope you dont trust him...I already clearly established he's a trick snitch btich.

 So eh...did Boss Blechman call you from his cell phone to ask you to log on here to clear up this whole 'ebony mountain of muscle' matter? Hmmm?

 What do you think about the storyline idea I gave you for a short horror story? Don't you want to dabble a little in horror writing? Picture it...

 " ...Set in a small New England town like Castle Rock or even Salem or where ever on the east coast...maybe Derry...young negroe Jamal is quiet nd shy and has an interest in computers and science fiction...he is tired of being picked on in shcool and by his peers...he holds a dark and terrifying secret...a family tradition...a curse...when the time is right...he will learn that every 3rd cycle of the lunar phases after his 13th birthday...at every full moon young Jamal turns into a giant 300lbs 'ebony mountain of muscle' who quips out sentence fragments like...'you know it aint nutin but a peanut' and 'good ol chicken...you know' who wrecks havoc on the small town and terroizez the white bitches "

 Thats at least a plot...you can build on from there. I want 25cents for every copy you sell. You can entitle it..." The Muscle Curse of Ebony Mountain" or " I was a Teenage Ebony Mountain of Muscle-Monster"

 Your thoughts?

 
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: sarcasm on August 26, 2006, 01:48:30 PM
You guys are just too good at this game, because you have so much experience playing it.

Your posts are very entertaining bro, you look great, good luck!
your wife looks great Ron, all due respect, some of these clowns are jackasses.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 01:49:18 PM
You guys are just too good at this game, because you have so much experience playing it.

Your posts are very entertaining bro, you look great, good luck!
Who looks great? Quit watching 'BasketBall Diaries", brah!

 You're a good writer to...you should be better at this.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 02:07:56 PM
I would probably be better at this if I spent more time, but between spending time with my wife and two kids, eating, training, writing, and so on, I can't be on the boards that much. I bow down to guys like you Blockhead, you do what you do here very well. If you got paid for it, that would be even better.

I have written a few horror stories. They are on my web site www.ronharrismuscle.com under the 'Short horror fiction' category. I like the idea of setting the story about Jamal in New England, though. Stephen King is my all-time favorite writer and 90% of his novels and stories take place in his native Maine.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 02:20:33 PM

 I know. I read alot as well. I present all my work on here for free...I dont get paid but eh...it's just volunteer work for me. Plus some people laugh at me on here so its rewarding enough so I guess...I guess everybody wins.

 You're a great writer and you do live the life and walk the line...but you need to work on your humor and wit. GETBIG might be the place where you can come and practice that...it aint gonna happen on MAYHEM...over there all you'll get is..."Hey Ron great article on Omar...good job bro, congrats!"

 Over here we tell it like we see it...you cant piss on someones leg and tell them its raining on GETBIG. We leave no stones unturned and no bullshit go uncalled. If you're slipping as a writer...we're gonna tell you.

 I think we here at GETBIG can make you a sharper, more humorous, more witty and more 'capturing' writer. My reccomendation for you is to lurk around here more and mix it up with us...apply the wit and charm of what makes GETBIG so popular or notorious to your work a little bit...see what happens.

 
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 02:39:46 PM
Thanks for the suggestions, Blockhead. I always cruise over here every once in a while because there are some truly outrageous threads. And there are some talented writers, too - Special Ed comes to mind.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 02:48:52 PM

 I'm a fan of his work...Matt C is a good writer so is 240 as far as information, facts and wit all rolled into one goes.

 Keep it up on these boards...I'll still continue to give you shit but thats what GETBIG is all about...if I see you at the next expo...I'll introduce myself.

 You proven yourself...

 Last time Hany came on here to explain the 'ebony' comment...well, he straight out said it was all YOU and YOU should get all the heat for it then he signed off...then I started to give him the same kind of static I gave you today then what do you know? I get banned from the thread then the thread gets removed and every comment I made on Hany was deleted...

 Makes me wonder how much Hany paid for the mods here to unleashe the dogs on me to silence me...
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: sarcasm on August 26, 2006, 02:50:01 PM
Lee Priest has said before that Hany is seen pretty much as a joke in the industry, i think i saw that in Musclemag or MD awhile back.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 02:54:35 PM
Hany really had nothing to do with the ebony mountain phrase being used. He was telling me the story about how this skinny drunk guy was disrespecting Ronnie in the casino of a cruise ship, and I was trying to convey just how foolish the drunk guy was, as in he clearly had no idea who he was potentially pissing off - a 320-pound bodybuilder. I thought it sounded better than 'big black guy.'
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 02:54:59 PM
 I thought Hany was working w/ Lee again...Hmmm maybe I'm wrong.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: sarcasm on August 26, 2006, 02:55:19 PM
Hany really had nothing to do with the ebony mountain phrase being used. He was telling me the story about how this skinny drunk guy was disrespecting Ronnie in the casino of a cruise ship, and I was trying to convey just how foolish the drunk guy was, as in he clearly had no idea who he was potentially pissing off - a 320-pound bodybuilder. I thought it sounded better than 'big black guy.'
what was the drunk dude saying Ron?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: sarcasm on August 26, 2006, 02:56:33 PM
Lee Priest has said before that Hany is seen pretty much as a joke in the industry, i think i saw that in Musclemag or MD awhile back.
actually i'm wrong, it wasn't Lee it was someone else that said it but it was in MD i remember that.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 02:59:46 PM
 he was saying what most skinnyfat bar body TOOLS say to guys like us..."I can kick your ass...I dont care how much muscle you have I can take you..."

 Stuff like that.

 I would have used "Big Negroe" or "Huge guy".
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 03:13:13 PM
The guy was repeating to Ronnie how 'huge' he was, and Ronnie was trying to ignore him while he played Texas Hold 'em. Then the guy grabbed Ronnie to feel his muscles, which was not acceptable. You don't touch anybody like that. Then the guy did say something to the effect that he could kick Ronnie's ass. Ronnie diffused the situation by laughing at the guy and agreeing with him, rather than get in a fight and wind up getting sued.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 03:23:55 PM

 Thats exactly why I never ever go to bars or out in public like that where alcohol is present with lots of people.

 I'm no Ronnie but I get my share of comments and/or challenges.

 Coleman did the right thing. There will always be knuckleheads like that...alcohol makes people asinine here's a story...

 Back in 1999 here in Chicago...a buddy of mine owns a bar on the southside called 'Cork&Kerry's'...back then WCW Wrestling was at tis pinnacle and it just so happen that WCW was in town for Monday Nitro and it was the Saturday before and it just so happen again that Ric Flair came in the bar. Flair came in with his wife at the time...and of course...the bar was all 'WOOO-ing" to him...getting a quick autograph, people politely talked to him...shook his hand but one asshole who was drunk, beligerent and felt tough enough to pick a fight with him. Story goes...he got in Rics face telling him what he does is fake and how he could kick his ass etc...Ric stood up and warned him to back off the guy got closer and put his finger in Rics chest and started poking it making more threats...my buddy said it was right out the movie '3 OClock High'...Flair grabbed his finger snapped it forward...broke it and landed a right so hard in the assholes nose that broke to blood flew across the bar and the dude was out cold with a face full of blood. The bar cheered and "WOOO-ed" him and applauded...Ric grabbed his wife...threw 2-$100 bills on the counter and said he was sorry drinks on the house and quickly got out of there.

 Still though...I would have said "Huge N---a".
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Anal Iceman Lubeth on August 26, 2006, 03:26:52 PM
I thought it sounded better than 'big black guy.'

Do you use race identifiers when describing all people, or just those different from you?

In your articles about Cutler or Cunter, do you point out that they are white?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: sarcasm on August 26, 2006, 03:27:37 PM
The guy was repeating to Ronnie how 'huge' he was, and Ronnie was trying to ignore him while he played Texas Hold 'em. Then the guy grabbed Ronnie to feel his muscles, which was not acceptable. You don't touch anybody like that. Then the guy did say something to the effect that he could kick Ronnie's ass. Ronnie diffused the situation by laughing at the guy and agreeing with him, rather than get in a fight and wind up getting sued.
hahahaha, what a drunk fool, Ronnie was well within his rights to knock him out if the guy touched him, plus there would have been many witnesses.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 03:32:07 PM
Do you use race identifiers when describing all people, or just those different from you?

In your articles about Cutler or Cunter, do you point out that they are white?
We usually describe Cutler as 'boring, Jaw Cutler, Mr. Monotone"...I dont know who Cunter is though...is he a negroe?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 03:38:06 PM
Getting into fights in this country is a dangerous proposition these days in the USA. People will sue you for anything, and it's common knowledge that it's usually much easier and cheaper to 'settle out of court' rather than go through a lengthy legal process and pay a lawyer thousands and thousands of dollars to represent you. So beating someone's ass can be very expensive unless you are able to get away and not be identified.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: sarcasm on August 26, 2006, 03:40:37 PM
Getting into fights in this country is a dangerous proposition these days in the USA. People will sue you for anything, and it's common knowledge that it's usually much easier and cheaper to 'settle out of court' rather than go through a lengthy legal process and pay a lawyer thousands and thousands of dollars to represent you. So beating someone's ass can be very expensive unless you are able to get away and not be identified.
hey Ron was it you who told that story about the tall redneck in the elevator in Vegas who started freaking out but then calmed down when Claude Groulx said or did something?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Anal Iceman Lubeth on August 26, 2006, 03:41:56 PM
Getting into fights in this country is a dangerous proposition these days in the USA. People will sue you for anything, and it's common knowledge that it's usually much easier and cheaper to 'settle out of court' rather than go through a lengthy legal process and pay a lawyer thousands and thousands of dollars to represent you. So beating someone's ass can be very expensive unless you are able to get away and not be identified.

ok so your a lawyer, ok thats cool.

tell us why you have to point out that ronnie's black.  do you point out that pavol is a czech?  do you point out that vic is hispanic?  why would you feel the need to point out someone's blackness?

And if i ever meet you at a show and you call me 'brother', i promise you'll be typing your next column with one eye swelled shut ;)
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: sarcasm on August 26, 2006, 03:43:32 PM
ok so your a lawyer, ok thats cool.

tell us why you have to point out that ronnie's black.  do you point out that pavol is a czech?  do you point out that vic is hispanic?  why would you feel the need to point out someone's blackness?

And if i ever meet you at a show and you call me 'brother', i promise you'll be typing your next column with one eye swelled shut ;)
ok internet badass. ::) Ron hardly seems like a pussy himself, i'm sure he can handle himself against a quarter rep with 8 plates on the leg press sissy like you.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 03:44:04 PM

  I would call you DAWG...or HOMEY...or G.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2006, 03:46:32 PM
ok so your a lawyer, ok thats cool.

tell us why you have to point out that ronnie's black.  do you point out that pavol is a czech?  do you point out that vic is hispanic?  why would you feel the need to point out someone's blackness?

And if i ever meet you at a show and you call me 'brother', i promise you'll be typing your next column with one eye swelled shut ;)
It also depends on what colors you have on that particular day...if you were wearing blue I'd say 'Ay...Ay...wut up, CRIP...watcha u be kickin it at youknowwhatImsayin?" If you wore red I'd say..."Ay...Ay BLOOD watcha u be kickin it at youknowwhatImsayin?"

 I'm very fluent in YOUR language.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 04:02:10 PM
Actually, if you had been reading the training stuff I have done over the last 14 years (damn it's been a long time I've been at this), I do always mention the ethnicity and/or nationality of the bodybuilder, whether they are German, Vietnamese, Czech, Dominican, Spanish, Cuban, French, Canadian, whatever. It's part of who they are and sets them apart from the other guys. Otherwise, these guys could easily start to seem like clones - cover the heads in a photo and a lot of times it's hard to tell who's who.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: columbusdude82 on May 28, 2008, 06:11:23 PM
The next big thing is a new gunslinger who just rode into town.  He's a 24-year-old kid from Connecticut named Evan Centopani.  Evan is two for two is his competitive career, winning the Atlantic States and then the Junior Nationals this year.  So far, he's batting 1,000 and as he prepares for the Nationals in November, I'm predicting he's going to be the new super heavyweight champ! 

Good prediction, Mr Blechman!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 28, 2008, 06:12:58 PM
Holy two-year-old threads, Batman!  :o

Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on May 28, 2008, 08:41:36 PM

 LOL! What a great thread. Old school. It brought me back. I noticed 'Cara from MD' was logged on here recently.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Bast000 on May 28, 2008, 08:49:46 PM
Thats exactly why I never ever go to bars or out in public like that where alcohol is present with lots of people.


where do you meet chicks at?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on May 28, 2008, 08:53:16 PM
where do you meet chicks at?
You're going way back, BASTucci.

 On Facebook, MySpace and in chat rooms, you big silly pasta noodle! Where els?
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Fury on May 28, 2008, 08:54:12 PM
Blockhead pulsates a light beam off his chrome dome, inducing seizures in prospective females, leaving him to do his business and disappear into the darkness.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: Blockhead on May 28, 2008, 08:56:17 PM
Blockhead pulsates a light beam off his chrome dome, inducing seizures in prospective females, leaving him to do his business and disappear into the darkness.
BASTARD! Don't post that shit here! You know how many bitches read this? Damnit! I had them all convinced they're epileptic. I even got half of them on tegretol.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 28, 2008, 09:12:17 PM
I noticed 'Cara from MD' was logged on here recently.


Blechmon has her check to see if we're questioning his sexuality again so he can call Ron and complain.
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: calfzilla on May 28, 2008, 09:16:15 PM
why didnt i get my september issue with dex?  my subscription doesnt run out till december!!!

One time I didn't get my issue of MD in the mail so I emailed the customer service person.  She claimed it was sent out but they sent me one anyway.  Nothing like callling your faithful subscribers liars. 
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: gordiano on May 28, 2008, 10:38:45 PM
Block's posts in this thread, were fucking gold..... ;D


Btw, cause I have to.....





Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: columbusdude82 on May 29, 2008, 03:16:07 AM
I knew y'all would enjoy this blast from the past.

Seriously though, Mr Blechman did get it right in predicting that Evan had superheavyweight potential. You can't say that for all the folks MD chooses to promote.

Good job, Evan!
Title: Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
Post by: _bruce_ on May 29, 2008, 01:16:09 PM
Great guns on Salami.