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I am having problems getting girls. Monster drought.
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go to a "24hr massage spa". guess what? they arent really massage spas ;)
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Now that was some Monster truth and funny.
Hookers?
Aren't they illegal in the US? 24hr massage dude, all the way. Just ask for the McCroatch Happy Ending, they'll hook you up. ;D
Or, find a ghetto near you and you should find a street walker or two.
I expect a full report next week.
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look for businesses that have signs that say "WE CASH CHECKS".
should be 2 or 3 hookers hanging around outside.
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I am having problems getting girls. Monster drought.
Give up the nice guy routine and learn to be a prick. You won't need a hooker. You'll break your drought.
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or you can go for the old "mark grace slumpbuster routine". Pick any night of the week bast and go out and have some drinks. go look for the ugliest or fattest girl in the bar, go hogging and then magically your slump will end and youll be back to tagging grade A ass.
Mark Grace and Jim Rome approved
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I am having problems getting girls. Monster drought.
it's likely that your high-protein diet has resulted in you wearing a thin sheet of stink everywhere you go. Weeks, months, even years of small, sneaky methane releases take their toll on your home, clothing, and even skin. And you don't even know it.
Bast, I'm a fat kid who used to live on jaegermeister and carbs. Before getting hitched, I pulled more ass than a donkey walking service. Cause they smelled my pheromones, not my drop zone. Ya heard?
Lose the stink and you'll find the pink.
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or you can go for the old "mark grace slumpbuster routine". Pick any night of the week bast and go out and have some drinks. go look for the ugliest or fattest girl in the bar, go hogging and then magically your slump will end and youll be back to tagging grade A ass.
Mark Grace and Jim Rome approved
No, no, no... go straight for grade A prime filet. Insecure and easier target.
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You could try one of the muscle escort boards. ::)
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You could try one of the muscle escort boards. ::)
you are pathetic
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If your in Atlanta I know the best Whore house in the city...:)
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If your in Atlanta I know the best Whore house in the city...:)
we're closed today
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we're closed today
LOL gotcha man...:)
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lol, you got something!
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Any city has hookers walking around and they are real easy to find. They try to make eye contact with you as you drive by. 99.9% of them are covered with needle tracks so caveat emptor.
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99.9% of bodybuilders hookers are covered with needle tracks so caveat emptor.
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If your in Atlanta I know the best Whore house in the city...:)
I wasn't aware that brianX's mom lived in Atlanta? 8)
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I only have to drive to a big city and i can get laid and the best part is :...it's a legal profession over here so you can't get arrested for fucking a hooker.... ;)
PS: EM has never done the things stated above... :)
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That is a good one 240.
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I wasn't aware that brianX's move lived in Atlanta? 8)
she gets around, her motto is anytime anywhere all the pussy you want for a buck.
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she gets around, her motto is anytime anywhere all the pussy you want for a buck.
She is a lil tart, huh?
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Give up the nice guy routine and learn to be a prick.
i also think you need to flash your money?
isn't that what whores want and need?
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i also think you need to flash your money?
isn't that what whores want and need?
Don't know, why don't you tell us?
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Don't know, why don't you tell us?
or better yet, she could just pm Bast her no.
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or better yet, she could just pm Bast her no.
he wanted female hookers not shemales prentending to be a girl online.
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is bast in london? does bast have thousands of pounds?
only kidding.
I would've made a great hooker, but I didn't.
I would even have been a good wife and/or mother.
no sweat.
You were talking about how to find a hooker. I thought you were funny.
I think the whores are the ones in short skirts and high heels? Can't you see them coming?
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he wanted female hookers not shemales prentending to be a girl online.
you have a point.
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look, i don't want to wreck your thread and i have to go out shortly but...
Always, you know damn fucking bloody well i am really Linda. Your constant comments that I am a bloke are tiresome.
(ps: I can post 6 yesses to my undemocratic banning.
You can post at least 17 negs because you're the go*-damn gimmick.
xL
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how much do you charge?
x
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unlike the tingnting persona, the linda persona can actually spell.
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thanks, al, for finally noticing that. I'd hope that someone might. I type.
thanks also for the learning thread. I luuuuvv it.
xxx
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Post pic of thumb inserted in punani with a USA Today to verify, or shut the f**k up.
hhhaaaaa freaking classic.
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If you prove to be a woman, you can blow me for a mere $50....but you must pay in cash.
thanks darlin' that's the best offer i've had all night.
gotta go
back soon
xL
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I am having problems getting girls. Monster drought.
Hm...
YIP
Zack
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Hm...
YIP
Zack
zack, why are you bumping posts our little italian friend made over a month ago?
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she gets around, her motto is anytime anywhere all the pussy you want for a buck.
You are a sissy who reads comic books.
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I am having problems getting girls. Monster drought.
If you are in New York I could give you the number for a spanish pimp, his girls are really nice latinas. ;D
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start dealing coke crack or H and they will come to you my friend :)
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I am having problems getting girls. Monster drought.
Just ask TA to put on his wig or to let you borrow his inflated Jezebelle.
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monster thinking out loud in posts.
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monster thinking out loud in posts.
Why don't you go get rapped at the bars again..?
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I am having problems getting girls. Monster drought.
save up $ 1000 ..
visit upper class strip joint...
..although if ya have like $200 on ya and go to local college bar..you'll get lucky...
if ya live in MD...just meet me at a college park bar....if you r white and built...i know plenty of sorority that'd fuck ya for a gram of coke...
if you r black.....
well ...bring enough money for a ball...
cheers..
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go to a "24hr massage spa". guess what? they arent really massage spas ;)
They just busted this week 4 massage parlors here. They showed a bunch of girls being put into paddy wagons going to jail.
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They just busted this week 4 massage parlors here. They showed a bunch of girls being put into paddy wagons going to jail.
Some of the Johns were arrested too.
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they busted a huge ring of them in houston last year. it made national news... guess what??? supply and demand... they opened right back up and are operating. in houston they are literaly on every street corner
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Don't forget to pay the hooker. (For leaving asap after you're done).
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I got a massage in Chicago from a Russian whose hands definitely wandered. She worked for this outfit that owns a couple parlors in the area. They're called "heavenly" something.
no, i didn't get a happy ending.
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This is a fact Jack
stand on the street and ask the next 20 women that walk by if they will fuck you...You may get slapped 4 or 5 times but 1 out of 20 women will bring you home and take care of you...
Try it---get fucked up and use a fake name and pretend your a buddy of yours or something(it will actually make it funny to you)
and remember that if you pretending to be someone else and you get rejected, they are not rejecting you....
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Whaaaaaaaa?????
I hope you're joking - if not, then I'm going to try that tonight. ;D
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This is a fact Jack
stand on the street and ask the next 20 women that walk by if they will f**k you...You may get slapped 4 or 5 times but 1 out of 20 women will bring you home and take care of you...
Try it---get fucked up and use a fake name and pretend your a buddy of yours or something(it will actually make it funny to you)
and remember that if you pretending to be someone else and you get rejected, they are not rejecting you....
ROTFLMAO..classic. ;D
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save up $ 1000 ..
visit upper class strip joint...
..although if ya have like $200 on ya and go to local college bar..you'll get lucky...
if ya live in MD...just meet me at a college park bar....if you r white and built...i know plenty of sorority that'd f**k ya for a gram of coke...
if you r black.....
well ...bring enough money for a ball...
cheers..
hahahahah Aint that the truth!!!!
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and remember that if you pretending to be someone else and you get rejected, they are not rejecting you....
this is beautiful!