I keep this brief and light hearted. Looooooooonnnngggg story- short, I just don't feel much of a drive to workout like I used to. I know a contest date next spring would do the trick, but, I am all blah :DBro. you look great...
I am 47, did over 35 shows from '78-94. I always vowed I would hit the masters nationals and my state when I got older, but lately all I have been hitting is the buffet .
Roast me, inform me or share some advice. Thanks Howard, fartin' in the same chair in Ga :o
Sorry to recycle the hippo posedown, but it was all I had handy on my laptop.
the arms and calves are looking big Howie.
Bro. you look great...Thanks and I am bit bigger right now, but seriously I was NOT fishing for any comments on this silly hippo pic.
Well at least you've done the first step... you have a goal! Use it. Let next year's show be the carrot on the stick and every time you think about cheating on your diet or not training think about what your competition is doing.... are they cheating and not training? Nope. They are hitting and hard and staying on the straight and narrow. If you don't do the same you'll never beat them. Or....
Put a picture of past winners or guys that placed second last year (they'll be back) on your fridge as a reminder of what you have to beat.
nuff said...
Hmm, good idea , in fact great idea. I recently got an entry and info on the NPC N Kentucky for next March 24, 2007 ( am on a few bodybuilding/promoters mailing lists ,get stuff a lot).I think I will put it up on the fridge, competed there back about 18 years ago and was off, would love to hit THAT stage ripped and oull it off.THANKS, this may help.a dude from my gym won that show in 04.
Howard
Howie - just hit some juice.
Don't worry about laws. I'm sure it won't be hard for you to score enough for a cycle. Obviously don't go posting about it on here under your real name - I definitely would, but that is because I am highly morally opposed to big brother telling me what to do. I would sooner go to jail than have to hide the fact I am doing the illegal act of putting something in my body. Rest assured, if I juice it will be written on here and on my website with pics of the juice and everything. Like I said, I would sooner go to jail than let the government take away my freedom to choose.
But seriously, hit some juice. I'm sure you have before.
I am going to assume you are mostly serious here. You are correct, the LEGAL issues are t me the main issue with taking steriods. I appreciate you honesty and condor however, that is pretty rare.
In my case ANY illeal drug use of any kind would not even be a consideration. The career setbacks and other headaches are just not worth it.
All the best, Howard
Howie maybe your goals have changed? Maybe the sport you once loved is not all you thought it was.
But that does not mean you cant get yourself in shape. Will probally make you feel better, do it for yourself.
Nice reply and trust me I have no problems with moderate personal useage of "the gear". It is just not my thing, I got my full blood work up a couple years ago and all my key levels were in the ideal. I just would NOT want to mess with that. Plus, I am a pureist, I don't think guys should do bench meets with those special bench shirts either.LOL, the pleasures of living in gulag USA (or whichever shithouse you reside)
Howie, baby, get on some juice, its the obvious choice
Look, you can do one of two things:
one, get on some gear
two, you can place higher priority on the seriously remote chance of being caught whilst using, rather than placing your concern on areas that deserve your attention, them being, the very real fact that your missus has probably started to view you as an ageing fat fuck that pisses her off due to the fact that she could be out getting some young cock rather than your old ass
Howie, drugs love you, remember that
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Dude,
Jerking off does not constitute training. It takes 30 seconds and burns 3 calories. Trust me, I've done the research. Howie here is my plan for you:
FIVE-STEP PLAN FOR HOWIE TO GET HIS GROOVE BACK
1. Drink lots of water, take 6 colon cleanser pills each day, and tell your wife not to f-uck you until you've lost 50 lbs. Open new business account and begin siphoning money off to hide.
2. Get back those two inches your penis lost to the fatty folds of your man-pouch while improving your self-esteem. Keep putting money away into your "special" account.
3. Flirt with cute teen girl at local Blockbuster and imagine tearing that ass up. She won't hump an old fatso that's fer sure. Meet with an attorney and tell him you're considering divorcing your wife. Ask him to outline financial strategy for you.
4. As you lose weight, notice how banging the Blockbuster girl and the waitress at the local pizzeria who puts extra grilled chicken on your dry pasta becomes an actual possibility, given the correct timing. Tell your kids that mommy and daddy are going through a "difficult time".
5. Now that you're a lean, mean muscle machine, f-uck the shit out of every girl you can. When you get caught, blame wife for "depriving" you of your manly needs. Get that divorce and start a new life with the "secret" account. Now you have to stay lean because: (a) You have no one who is contractually obligated to f-uck your fat ass; (b) Chicks won't believe that lie about being 34 with that beer gut and the receding hairline; and (c) You don't want to keel over and die of a heart attack the first time you bang a 19-year old at your age.
Good luck Iron Brother!
Special "Dear Flabby" Ed
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me Woten isn't the best thing to ever happen to getbig!!
Check out Woten's advice to me regarding gear lol.
Yes, it appears he offers up some very "responsible" advice ::)
Doing gear isn't so bad. He isn't advocating abuse or anything, just use. I'm sure the wife would enjoy it and it would be fun. Too bad the government gets in the way.I actually do use a compound prescribed to me called androgel to keep my test levels in the ideal, no more no less and it costs only 20 bucks per month co-pay with my ins :D
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Great post LOL ;) For sex the present prescriptions I am on , androgel and cialllis do the trick nicely.Howie, FFS, you - with your golden years fast approaching - are in a ideal position to utilise steroids
I mean, does any of this ring a bell with you?:
- not feeling able to rip the head of your workouts as you once did?
- when you walk down the street and a hot slut walks by, you dont notice, preferring instead to think about your bank overdraft?
- your cumload quantity has dwindled by shitloads?
- you no longer want 'dirty sex' just cuddles?
- you find yourself enjoying warm nights in watching romantic films and eating chocolates or ice cream?
FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
Seriously, grab some test enanthate, grab some cheque drops and rediscover your youth
wax your wifes ass like it hasnt been waxed before, push her head in the pillows, drill her moist hole
Jesus, does this really need thinking about?
No, no it doenst!
Great post LOL ;) For sex the present prescriptions I am on , androgel and cialllis do the trick nicely.
I have no reason to go on anything byond that, seriously.
"macca" Don't know what it is ? I know that sen George Allen R-Va got in big trouble for calling some kid a maccaca LOLHave you ever used peruvian macca?
Seriously, two weeks in, and you will be taking your wifes head of with cum
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!Those Archie comic babes were always hot ;D
I NEED to meet Woten. I'm hoping he shows up to the 2007 Arnold.
I thought of DaddyWaddy when I read these, lol.
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And I knew Woten would like the vocabulary in this one lol.
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That chick motivated the f*ck out of ME. Move over Rover... Max is home mamacita.LOL me too, hey not that anyone cares, but is she wearing some fake hair in the pic?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED to meet Woten. I'm hoping he shows up to the 2007 Arnold.
I thought of DaddyWaddy when I read these, lol.
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And I knew Woten would like the vocabulary in this one lol.
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here go, this should keep you distracted for a while ;)Sweet Jesus !! Who is this lovely Angel???? :o :o :o
haha Woten is a class act love your work man! ;DAll in favor of saying Woten is "da man" say yeah! The motion is passed.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=99446.0;attach=107379;image)Hilarious.... ;D
Dude,
Jerking off does not constitute training. It takes 30 seconds and burns 3 calories. Trust me, I've done the research. Howie here is my plan for you:
FIVE-STEP PLAN FOR HOWIE TO GET HIS GROOVE BACK
1. Drink lots of water, take 6 colon cleanser pills each day, and tell your wife not to f-uck you until you've lost 50 lbs. Open new business account and begin siphoning money off to hide.
2. Get back those two inches your penis lost to the fatty folds of your man-pouch while improving your self-esteem. Keep putting money away into your "special" account.
3. Flirt with cute teen girl at local Blockbuster and imagine tearing that ass up. She won't hump an old fatso that's fer sure. Meet with an attorney and tell him you're considering divorcing your wife. Ask him to outline financial strategy for you.
4. As you lose weight, notice how banging the Blockbuster girl and the waitress at the local pizzeria who puts extra grilled chicken on your dry pasta becomes an actual possibility, given the correct timing. Tell your kids that mommy and daddy are going through a "difficult time".
5. Now that you're a lean, mean muscle machine, f-uck the shit out of every girl you can. When you get caught, blame wife for "depriving" you of your manly needs. Get that divorce and start a new life with the "secret" account. Now you have to stay lean because: (a) You have no one who is contractually obligated to f-uck your fat ass; (b) Chicks won't believe that lie about being 34 with that beer gut and the receding hairline; and (c) You don't want to keel over and die of a heart attack the first time you bang a 19-year old at your age.
Good luck Iron Brother!
Special "Dear Flabby" Ed
hey howie,shut your toilet, bitch, Howie shits harder than you train.
Quit yer bitchin old man, dont even go to the gym...just roll over and die.
Hope this helps
Jaejonna
I heard of the macca. It was one of the favs when i worked at the nutrition store. That as well as the h.goat weedHave you ever used peruvian macca?
Seriously, two weeks in, and you will be taking your wifes head of with cum
shut your toilet, bitch, Howie shits harder than you train.Your an imaginary person
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=99446.0;attach=107379;image)best post I've seen in a while ED!!
Dude,
Jerking off does not constitute training. It takes 30 seconds and burns 3 calories. Trust me, I've done the research. Howie here is my plan for you:
FIVE-STEP PLAN FOR HOWIE TO GET HIS GROOVE BACK
1. Drink lots of water, take 6 colon cleanser pills each day, and tell your wife not to - you until you've lost 50 lbs. Open new business account and begin siphoning money off to hide.
2. Get back those two inches your penis lost to the fatty folds of your man-pouch while improving your self-esteem. Keep putting money away into your "special" account.
3. Flirt with cute teen girl at local Blockbuster and imagine tearing that ass up. She won't hump an old fatso that's fer sure. Meet with an attorney and tell him you're considering divorcing your wife. Ask him to outline financial strategy for you.
4. As you lose weight, notice how banging the Blockbuster girl and the waitress at the local pizzeria who puts extra grilled chicken on your dry pasta becomes an actual possibility, given the correct timing. Tell your kids that mommy and daddy are going through a "difficult time".
5. Now that you're a lean, mean muscle machine, - the shit out of every girl you can. When you get caught, blame wife for "depriving" you of your manly needs. Get that divorce and start a new life with the "secret" account. Now you have to stay lean because: (a) You have no one who is contractually obligated to - your fat ass; (b) Chicks won't believe that lie about being 34 with that beer gut and the receding hairline; and (c) You don't want to keel over and die of a heart attack the first time you bang a 19-year old at your age.
Good luck Iron Brother!
Special "Dear Flabby" Ed
This sounds like a mayhem thread. Tell the guy the truth. Your pic next to the hippo looks like shiit. Looks like maybe you lifted weights a bit in your twenties or worked a blue collar job. Don't see any real muscle. Doesn't loook like you were once a bodybuilder. Just going by that pic at least.
Damn :-[ I even look bad beside the HIPPO. You need to start a career as a motivational speaker.Thanks a lot for that buddy, now I will just slink off and flush my head in the toilet :P
THat hippo pic is my signature pose. Now aht do I do....where do I go...I am lost ???
channell it to the gym dude.
damn, i'll probably mess up my leg workout when i remember you saying that shit ;D