A get big old FART needs some gym motivation

[Woten]

Yes, it appears he offers up some very "responsible" advice

Howie, FFS, you - with your golden years fast approaching - are in a ideal position to utilise steroids

I mean, does any of this ring a bell with you?:

• not feeling able to rip the head of your workouts as you once did?
• when you walk down the street and a hot slut walks by, you dont notice, preferring instead to think about your bank overdraft?
• your cumload quantity has dwindled by shitloads?
• you no longer want 'dirty sex' just cuddles?
• you find yourself enjoying warm nights in watching romantic films and eating chocolates or ice cream?

FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

Seriously, grab some test enanthate, grab some cheque drops and rediscover your youth

wax your wifes ass like it hasnt been waxed before, push her head in the pillows, drill her moist hole

Jesus, does this really need thinking about?

No, no it doenst!

[HowieW]

Doing gear isn't so bad.  He isn't advocating abuse or anything, just use.  I'm sure the wife would enjoy it and it would be fun.  Too bad the government gets in the way.

I actually do use a compound prescribed to me called androgel to keep my test levels in the ideal, no more no less and it costs only 20 bucks per month co-pay with my ins

I think that too may guys and gals pay way too much hard eraned cash on this sport.

By the way is the dark haired hotty in the jeans wearing some kind of "fall" or hair extensions.
Howard

[Max_Rep]

That chick motivated the f*ck out of ME. Move over Rover... Max is home mamacita.

[HowieW]

Howie, FFS, you - with your golden years fast approaching - are in a ideal position to utilise steroids

I mean, does any of this ring a bell with you?:

• not feeling able to rip the head of your workouts as you once did?
• when you walk down the street and a hot slut walks by, you dont notice, preferring instead to think about your bank overdraft?
• your cumload quantity has dwindled by shitloads?
• you no longer want 'dirty sex' just cuddles?
• you find yourself enjoying warm nights in watching romantic films and eating chocolates or ice cream?

FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

Seriously, grab some test enanthate, grab some cheque drops and rediscover your youth

wax your wifes ass like it hasnt been waxed before, push her head in the pillows, drill her moist hole

Jesus, does this really need thinking about?

No, no it doenst!

Great post LOL For sex the present prescriptions I am on , androgel and cialllis do the trick nicely.
I have no reason to go on anything byond that, seriously.

[Woten]

Great post LOL For sex the present prescriptions I am on , androgel and cialllis do the trick nicely.
I have no reason to go on anything byond that, seriously.

Have you ever used peruvian macca?

Seriously, two weeks in, and you will be taking your wifes head of with cum

[HowieW]

Have you ever used peruvian macca?

Seriously, two weeks in, and you will be taking your wifes head of with cum

"macca" Don't know what it is ? I know that sen George Allen R-Va got in big trouble for calling some kid a maccaca  LOL

[HowieW]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED to meet Woten.  I'm hoping he shows up to the 2007 Arnold.

I thought of DaddyWaddy when I read these, lol.





And I knew Woten would like the vocabulary in this one lol.

Those Archie comic babes were always hot 

[HowieW]

That chick motivated the f*ck out of ME. Move over Rover... Max is home mamacita.

LOL me too, hey not that anyone cares, but is she wearing some fake hair in the pic?

[Woten]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED to meet Woten.  I'm hoping he shows up to the 2007 Arnold.

I thought of DaddyWaddy when I read these, lol.





And I knew Woten would like the vocabulary in this one lol.

LOL, they are fucking cracking, the look of the women is so dirty... like they are all cock hungry slags, nice find

[HowieW]

I always wanted to plow that brunette Veronica up the ol poop deck , just to see the look on her face . I bet Jughead could have done her bent over the counter at the malt shop   

Ok the jury is back in and the get big verdict on  me is this: "Howie, you are now an over the hill old fart , have been for a few YEARS now.Be glad you don't have severe hemoroids or a swollen prostrate you geezer.Maybe  you can come back at 80 after all the real bodybuilders have died off from the juice and nobody is left to compete in the grand geezer division. Accept your fate, and be happy you wife is dumb enough to bang your sorry fat azz LOL".

speaking of which....good night

In the end I never take myself too serious.

[Big Worm]

here go, this should keep you distracted for a while

Sweet Jesus !!  Who is this lovely Angel?

[TheAnimal]

haha Woten is a class act love your work man! 

[HowieW]

haha Woten is a class act love your work man! 

All in favor of saying Woten is "da man" say yeah!  The motion is passed.
Woten is now "da man"   GET BIG law #302-W passed this 4th day of OCT 2006.

Oh, not that it matters , but I am going to try that high intensity 3 day week DC training and see how I feel.
I think I was just overtarined an burned out. Ya know, like after the 3rd or 4th good nut of the night, even a hot babe wouldn't rise the ol titanic missle 

[Option D]

Dude,

Jerking off does not constitute training. It takes 30 seconds and burns 3 calories. Trust me, I've done the research.  Howie here is my plan for you:

FIVE-STEP PLAN FOR HOWIE TO GET HIS GROOVE BACK

1. Drink lots of water, take 6 colon cleanser pills each day, and tell your wife not to f-uck you until you've lost 50 lbs. Open new business account and begin siphoning money off to hide.
2. Get back those two inches your penis lost to the fatty folds of your man-pouch while improving your self-esteem. Keep putting money away into your "special" account.
3. Flirt with cute teen girl at local Blockbuster and imagine tearing that ass up. She won't hump an old fatso that's fer sure. Meet with an attorney and tell him you're considering divorcing your wife. Ask him to outline financial strategy for you.
4. As you lose weight, notice how banging the Blockbuster girl and the waitress at the local pizzeria who puts extra grilled chicken on your dry pasta becomes an actual possibility, given the correct timing. Tell your kids that mommy and daddy are going through a "difficult time".
5. Now that you're a lean, mean muscle machine, f-uck the shit out of every girl you can. When you get caught, blame wife for "depriving" you of your manly needs. Get that divorce and start a new life with the "secret" account. Now you have to stay lean because: (a) You have no one who is contractually obligated to f-uck your fat ass; (b) Chicks won't believe that lie about being 34 with that beer gut and the receding hairline; and (c) You don't want to keel over and die of a heart attack the first time you bang a 19-year old at your age.

Good luck Iron Brother!

Special "Dear Flabby" Ed

Hilarious....

[jaejonna]

hey howie,

Quit yer bitchin old man, dont even go to the gym...just roll over and die.


Hope this helps


Jaejonna

[sarcasm]

hey howie,

Quit yer bitchin old man, dont even go to the gym...just roll over and die.


Hope this helps


Jaejonna

shut your toilet, bitch, Howie shits harder than you train.

[Option D]

Have you ever used peruvian macca?

Seriously, two weeks in, and you will be taking your wifes head of with cum

I heard of the macca. It was one of the favs when i worked at the nutrition store. That as well as the h.goat weed

[jaejonna]

shut your toilet, bitch, Howie shits harder than you train.

Your an imaginary person

[nycbull]

This sounds like a mayhem thread. Tell the guy the truth. Your pic next to the hippo looks like shiit. Looks like maybe you lifted weights a bit in your twenties or worked a blue collar job. Don't see any real muscle. Doesn't loook like you were once a bodybuilder. Just going by that pic at least.

[gatrainer]

Dude,

Jerking off does not constitute training. It takes 30 seconds and burns 3 calories. Trust me, I've done the research.  Howie here is my plan for you:

FIVE-STEP PLAN FOR HOWIE TO GET HIS GROOVE BACK

1. Drink lots of water, take 6 colon cleanser pills each day, and tell your wife not to  -    you until you've lost 50 lbs. Open new business account and begin siphoning money off to hide.
2. Get back those two inches your penis lost to the fatty folds of your man-pouch while improving your self-esteem. Keep putting money away into your "special" account.
3. Flirt with cute teen girl at local Blockbuster and imagine tearing that ass up. She won't hump an old fatso that's fer sure. Meet with an attorney and tell him you're considering divorcing your wife. Ask him to outline financial strategy for you.
4. As you lose weight, notice how banging the Blockbuster girl and the waitress at the local pizzeria who puts extra grilled chicken on your dry pasta becomes an actual possibility, given the correct timing. Tell your kids that mommy and daddy are going through a "difficult time".
5. Now that you're a lean, mean muscle machine,  -    the shit out of every girl you can. When you get caught, blame wife for "depriving" you of your manly needs. Get that divorce and start a new life with the "secret" account. Now you have to stay lean because: (a) You have no one who is contractually obligated to  -    your fat ass; (b) Chicks won't believe that lie about being 34 with that beer gut and the receding hairline; and (c) You don't want to keel over and die of a heart attack the first time you bang a 19-year old at your age.

Good luck Iron Brother!

Special "Dear Flabby" Ed

best post I've seen in a while ED!!

[HowieW]

This sounds like a mayhem thread. Tell the guy the truth. Your pic next to the hippo looks like shiit. Looks like maybe you lifted weights a bit in your twenties or worked a blue collar job. Don't see any real muscle. Doesn't loook like you were once a bodybuilder. Just going by that pic at least.

Damn  I even look bad beside the HIPPO. You need to start a career as a motivational speaker.Thanks a lot for that buddy, now I will just slink off and flush my head in the toilet
THat hippo pic is my signature pose. Now aht do I do....where do I go...I am lost

[wood]

Damn  I even look bad beside the HIPPO. You need to start a career as a motivational speaker.Thanks a lot for that buddy, now I will just slink off and flush my head in the toilet
THat hippo pic is my signature pose. Now aht do I do....where do I go...I am lost

channell it to the gym dude.

[HowieW]

channell it to the gym dude.

My thoughts exactly AS I work legs today my mantra will be:
" I am NOT a hippo, I am NOT a hippo, I am NOT a hippo....."

[wood]

damn, i'll probably mess up my leg workout when i remember you saying that shit

[HowieW]

damn, i'll probably mess up my leg workout when i remember you saying that shit

In the wise words of Paris Hilton ; " Deal with it!"