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Title: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ButtonMan on April 09, 2007, 02:41:35 PM
die.

My pets have a habit of passing away in non-conventional ways:

* my brother sat on my mouse
* my parents made me kill my other mouse
* my fish were thrown on my bed when I slashed a friends bicycle tires
* my dog ate my bird
* my brother drowned my gerbil in a watertank
* another bird perished behind the stove

I'm getting a cat next month, any tips ?


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: knny187 on April 09, 2007, 03:23:34 PM
try taking care of it?

Maybe some food/water.....pet it occasionally.



Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: Rimbaud on April 09, 2007, 05:39:17 PM
try taking care of it?

Maybe some food/water.....pet it occasionally.

Good call.


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: Princess L on April 09, 2007, 06:48:25 PM
Some people shouldn't have pets.


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ButtonMan on April 10, 2007, 02:27:52 AM
Some people shouldn't have pets.

Agreed, there's nothing more pathetic than people who give their pets names and talk to them like a retard.
Or worse, let them live indoors  :-X


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: Euro-monster on April 10, 2007, 02:44:19 AM
Agreed, there's nothing more pathetic than people who give their pets names and talk to them like a retard.
Or worse, let them live indoors  :-X

Where all your pets killed while living outside with no name to call them?.. :-\
Your front yard must be zoo like huh?... ;)


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ButtonMan on April 10, 2007, 05:25:29 AM
Where all your pets killed while living outside with no name to call them?.. :-\
Your front yard must be zoo like huh?... ;)

Pets with the brainsize of a walnut respond to sounds, not to names. Smaller pets have just enough brains to eat, pea and shit so its useless to name them anything but roadkill.  :D

We had a soundproof multipurpose basement with an entrance to the yard for keeping the animals. I used to call it HappyVillage


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: Euro-monster on April 10, 2007, 05:32:41 AM
I know of a women who has a small Chihuahua who listens to the name Tad..are you sure your theory is right?... :-\

I bet you got no sunlight to speak of walking through the bunker you called a home... :D


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ButtonMan on April 10, 2007, 05:48:50 AM
I know of a women who has a small Chihuahua who listens to the name Tad..are you sure your theory is right?... :-\

I bet you got no sunlight to speak of walking through the bunker you called a home... :D

It will also respond to Kad, Lad, Bad, Dad, Mad, etc

Walking ? You mean crawling I presume  :D


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ~flower~ on April 10, 2007, 06:55:36 AM
It will also respond to Kad, Lad, Bad, Dad, Mad, etc

Not true, I also have a dog named Addie.  I call Tad, Taddie sometimes and the correct dog will respond despite the only difference being the "T".

      :)


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: Euro-monster on April 10, 2007, 07:22:13 AM
Not true, I also have a dog named Addie.  I call Tad, Taddie sometimes and the correct dog will respond despite the only difference being the "T".

      :)

Thats because dogs are smarter than Buttfuckman Flower!... ;D


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ButtonMan on April 10, 2007, 09:58:07 AM
Not true, I also have a dog named Addie.  I call Tad, Taddie sometimes and the correct dog will respond despite the only difference being the "T".

      :)

Still waiting for those pancakes


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ButtonMan on April 10, 2007, 10:10:00 AM
Thats because dogs are smarter than Buttfuckman Flower!... ;D

Brutal mod-only cockfest


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: Euro-monster on April 10, 2007, 10:12:51 AM
Brutal mod-only cockfest

..... :-*... ;)


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ButtonMan on April 10, 2007, 10:21:28 AM
..... :-*... ;)

Mag ik even bedanken  :-X


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ~flower~ on April 10, 2007, 10:28:47 AM
Brutal mod-only cockfest


  you tossed your cock in there.     ;D



Still waiting for those pancakes

    I wonder what is taking them so long?   ::)


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ButtonMan on April 10, 2007, 10:42:13 AM

 

    I wonder what is taking them so long?   ::)

Let me guess, your 3.5 inch penoris got stuck in the mixture .............


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ~flower~ on April 10, 2007, 01:18:57 PM
Let me guess, your 3.5 inch penoris got stuck in the mixture .............


  that's 3 inches more than you.     :)


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ButtonMan on April 10, 2007, 01:58:15 PM

  that's 3 inches more than you.     :)

Wow it took you almost 3 hours to come up with that  ................ surely you can do better  ::)

Just forget about it , this is lame


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ~flower~ on April 10, 2007, 02:43:24 PM
Wow it took you almost 3 hours to come up with that  ................ surely you can do better  ::)

Just forget about it , this is lame


  uhm.......yeah.......... it consumed my whole day  ::)


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: Euro-monster on April 11, 2007, 01:17:19 AM
Mag ik even bedanken  :-X

Nee want dat zou tegen je natuur in gaan... vuile flikker.... :-* ;D


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ButtonMan on April 11, 2007, 01:59:52 AM
Nee want dat zou tegen je natuur in gaan... vuile flikker.... :-* ;D

Meltdown


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: Euro-monster on April 11, 2007, 02:25:00 AM
Meltdown

Epic not knowing what to say next so i say what everybody else is saying... ;D


ps: neem het niet te serieus man... ;)


Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: ButtonMan on April 11, 2007, 02:30:43 AM
Epic not knowing what to say next so i say what everybody else is saying... ;D


ps: neem het niet te serieus man... ;)

ps dit topic was bedoeld als onzin  ............ de beste manier om mensen te belazeren is om ze te laten denken dat je serieus bent  :D

I want to stay on topic and I want to remain positive, so enjoy ( select game mode )

http://www.deadpetsgame.com/



Title: Re: Funny ways pets ................
Post by: Euro-monster on April 11, 2007, 02:41:45 AM
You are walking on thin ice here buddy... >:(......i like it... :D