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Funny ways pets ................
« on: April 09, 2007, 03:41:35 PM »
die.

My pets have a habit of passing away in non-conventional ways:

* my brother sat on my mouse
* my parents made me kill my other mouse
* my fish were thrown on my bed when I slashed a friends bicycle tires
* my dog ate my bird
* my brother drowned my gerbil in a watertank
* another bird perished behind the stove

I'm getting a cat next month, any tips ?

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2007, 04:23:34 PM »
try taking care of it?

Maybe some food/water.....pet it occasionally.


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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2007, 06:39:17 PM »
try taking care of it?

Maybe some food/water.....pet it occasionally.

Good call.

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2007, 07:48:25 PM »
Some people shouldn't have pets.
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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2007, 03:27:52 AM »
Some people shouldn't have pets.

Agreed, there's nothing more pathetic than people who give their pets names and talk to them like a retard.
Or worse, let them live indoors  :-X

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2007, 03:44:19 AM »
Agreed, there's nothing more pathetic than people who give their pets names and talk to them like a retard.
Or worse, let them live indoors  :-X

Where all your pets killed while living outside with no name to call them?.. :-\
Your front yard must be zoo like huh?... ;)
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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2007, 06:25:29 AM »
Where all your pets killed while living outside with no name to call them?.. :-\
Your front yard must be zoo like huh?... ;)

Pets with the brainsize of a walnut respond to sounds, not to names. Smaller pets have just enough brains to eat, pea and shit so its useless to name them anything but roadkill.  :D

We had a soundproof multipurpose basement with an entrance to the yard for keeping the animals. I used to call it HappyVillage

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2007, 06:32:41 AM »
I know of a women who has a small Chihuahua who listens to the name Tad..are you sure your theory is right?... :-\

I bet you got no sunlight to speak of walking through the bunker you called a home... :D
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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2007, 06:48:50 AM »
I know of a women who has a small Chihuahua who listens to the name Tad..are you sure your theory is right?... :-\

I bet you got no sunlight to speak of walking through the bunker you called a home... :D

It will also respond to Kad, Lad, Bad, Dad, Mad, etc

Walking ? You mean crawling I presume  :D

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2007, 07:55:36 AM »
It will also respond to Kad, Lad, Bad, Dad, Mad, etc

Not true, I also have a dog named Addie.  I call Tad, Taddie sometimes and the correct dog will respond despite the only difference being the "T".

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2007, 08:22:13 AM »
Not true, I also have a dog named Addie.  I call Tad, Taddie sometimes and the correct dog will respond despite the only difference being the "T".

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Thats because dogs are smarter than Buttfuckman Flower!... ;D
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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2007, 10:58:07 AM »
Not true, I also have a dog named Addie.  I call Tad, Taddie sometimes and the correct dog will respond despite the only difference being the "T".

      :)

Still waiting for those pancakes

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2007, 11:10:00 AM »
Thats because dogs are smarter than Buttfuckman Flower!... ;D

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2007, 11:12:51 AM »
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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2007, 11:21:28 AM »

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2007, 11:28:47 AM »
Brutal mod-only cockfest


  you tossed your cock in there.     ;D



Still waiting for those pancakes

    I wonder what is taking them so long?   ::)

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2007, 11:42:13 AM »

 

    I wonder what is taking them so long?   ::)

Let me guess, your 3.5 inch penoris got stuck in the mixture .............

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2007, 02:18:57 PM »
Let me guess, your 3.5 inch penoris got stuck in the mixture .............


  that's 3 inches more than you.     :)

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2007, 02:58:15 PM »

  that's 3 inches more than you.     :)

Wow it took you almost 3 hours to come up with that  ................ surely you can do better  ::)

Just forget about it , this is lame

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2007, 03:43:24 PM »
Wow it took you almost 3 hours to come up with that  ................ surely you can do better  ::)

Just forget about it , this is lame


  uhm.......yeah..........it consumed my whole day  ::)

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2007, 02:17:19 AM »
Mag ik even bedanken  :-X

Nee want dat zou tegen je natuur in gaan... vuile flikker.... :-* ;D
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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2007, 02:59:52 AM »
Nee want dat zou tegen je natuur in gaan... vuile flikker.... :-* ;D

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2007, 03:25:00 AM »
Meltdown

Epic not knowing what to say next so i say what everybody else is saying... ;D


ps: neem het niet te serieus man... ;)
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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2007, 03:30:43 AM »
Epic not knowing what to say next so i say what everybody else is saying... ;D


ps: neem het niet te serieus man... ;)

ps dit topic was bedoeld als onzin  ............ de beste manier om mensen te belazeren is om ze te laten denken dat je serieus bent  :D

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Re: Funny ways pets ................
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2007, 03:41:45 AM »
You are walking on thin ice here buddy... >:(......i like it... :D
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