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ButtonMan
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« on: April 09, 2007, 03:41:35 PM »

die.

My pets have a habit of passing away in non-conventional ways:

* my brother sat on my mouse
* my parents made me kill my other mouse
* my fish were thrown on my bed when I slashed a friends bicycle tires
* my dog ate my bird
* my brother drowned my gerbil in a watertank
* another bird perished behind the stove

I'm getting a cat next month, any tips ?
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« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2007, 04:23:34 PM »

try taking care of it?

Maybe some food/water.....pet it occasionally.

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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2007, 06:39:17 PM »

try taking care of it?

Maybe some food/water.....pet it occasionally.

Good call.
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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2007, 07:48:25 PM »

Some people shouldn't have pets.
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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2007, 03:27:52 AM »

Some people shouldn't have pets.

Agreed, there's nothing more pathetic than people who give their pets names and talk to them like a retard.
Or worse, let them live indoors  Lips sealed
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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2007, 03:44:19 AM »

Agreed, there's nothing more pathetic than people who give their pets names and talk to them like a retard.
Or worse, let them live indoors  Lips sealed

Where all your pets killed while living outside with no name to call them?.. Undecided
Your front yard must be zoo like huh?... Wink
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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2007, 06:25:29 AM »

Where all your pets killed while living outside with no name to call them?.. Undecided
Your front yard must be zoo like huh?... Wink

Pets with the brainsize of a walnut respond to sounds, not to names. Smaller pets have just enough brains to eat, pea and shit so its useless to name them anything but roadkill.  Cheesy

We had a soundproof multipurpose basement with an entrance to the yard for keeping the animals. I used to call it HappyVillage
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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2007, 06:32:41 AM »

I know of a women who has a small Chihuahua who listens to the name Tad..are you sure your theory is right?... Undecided

I bet you got no sunlight to speak of walking through the bunker you called a home... Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2007, 06:48:50 AM »

I know of a women who has a small Chihuahua who listens to the name Tad..are you sure your theory is right?... Undecided

I bet you got no sunlight to speak of walking through the bunker you called a home... Cheesy

It will also respond to Kad, Lad, Bad, Dad, Mad, etc

Walking ? You mean crawling I presume  Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2007, 07:55:36 AM »

It will also respond to Kad, Lad, Bad, Dad, Mad, etc

Not true, I also have a dog named Addie.  I call Tad, Taddie sometimes and the correct dog will respond despite the only difference being the "T".

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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2007, 08:22:13 AM »

Not true, I also have a dog named Addie.  I call Tad, Taddie sometimes and the correct dog will respond despite the only difference being the "T".

      Smiley

Thats because dogs are smarter than Buttfuckman Flower!... Grin
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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2007, 10:58:07 AM »

Not true, I also have a dog named Addie.  I call Tad, Taddie sometimes and the correct dog will respond despite the only difference being the "T".

      Smiley

Still waiting for those pancakes
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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2007, 11:10:00 AM »

Thats because dogs are smarter than Buttfuckman Flower!... Grin

Brutal mod-only cockfest
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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2007, 11:12:51 AM »

Brutal mod-only cockfest

..... Kiss... Wink
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« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2007, 11:21:28 AM »

..... Kiss... Wink

Mag ik even bedanken  Lips sealed
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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2007, 11:28:47 AM »

Brutal mod-only cockfest


  you tossed your cock in there.     Grin



Still waiting for those pancakes

    I wonder what is taking them so long?   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2007, 11:42:13 AM »


 

    I wonder what is taking them so long?   Roll Eyes

Let me guess, your 3.5 inch penoris got stuck in the mixture .............
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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2007, 02:18:57 PM »

Let me guess, your 3.5 inch penoris got stuck in the mixture .............


  that's 3 inches more than you.     Smiley
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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2007, 02:58:15 PM »


  that's 3 inches more than you.     Smiley

Wow it took you almost 3 hours to come up with that  ................ surely you can do better  Roll Eyes

Just forget about it , this is lame
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« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2007, 03:43:24 PM »

Wow it took you almost 3 hours to come up with that  ................ surely you can do better  Roll Eyes

Just forget about it , this is lame


  uhm.......yeah.......... it consumed my whole day  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2007, 02:17:19 AM »

Mag ik even bedanken  Lips sealed

Nee want dat zou tegen je natuur in gaan... vuile flikker.... Kiss Grin
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« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2007, 02:59:52 AM »

Nee want dat zou tegen je natuur in gaan... vuile flikker.... Kiss Grin

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« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2007, 03:25:00 AM »

Meltdown

Epic not knowing what to say next so i say what everybody else is saying... Grin


ps: neem het niet te serieus man... Wink
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« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2007, 03:30:43 AM »

Epic not knowing what to say next so i say what everybody else is saying... Grin


ps: neem het niet te serieus man... Wink

ps dit topic was bedoeld als onzin  ............ de beste manier om mensen te belazeren is om ze te laten denken dat je serieus bent  Cheesy

I want to stay on topic and I want to remain positive, so enjoy ( select game mode )

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« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2007, 03:41:45 AM »

You are walking on thin ice here buddy... Angry......i like it... Cheesy
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