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Title: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on July 01, 2009, 10:42:28 PM
Hey! Haven't been on for a while. Happy to see everyone doing their thing. Just wanted to holla at the fitness world to say Im coming back to have some fun to do the Atlantic City Pro Fitness show.See ya'll soon. Stay blessed! ;)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alex23 on July 01, 2009, 10:45:11 PM
Nice star tat.

What are your stats like these days Alti? Looking pretty tight.


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on July 01, 2009, 11:01:41 PM
New Stats: Older...Wiser...New.... and Improved... so you already know! Its ON like DONKEY KONG! LOL


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alex23 on July 01, 2009, 11:15:35 PM
New Stats: Older...Wiser...New.... and Improved... so you already know! Its ON like DONKEY KONG! LOL

All words without recent pics...  :-*  :-*  :-*


 ;D


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: DK II on July 01, 2009, 11:19:29 PM
New Stats: Older...Wiser...New.... and Improved... so you already know! Its ON like DONKEY KONG! LOL

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on July 01, 2009, 11:27:08 PM
I love the smartASS remarks. You don't personally know me, so NOW YOU know I would never post a pictures that was too old..These were taken in April of 09. So what you think i look like RIGHT NOW 10 weeks out from the Atlantic City Pro?? HOLLA


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: DK II on July 01, 2009, 11:29:50 PM
I love the smartASS remarks. You don't personally know me, so NOW YOU know I would never post a pictures that was too old..These were taken in April of 09. So what you think i look like RIGHT NOW 10 weeks out from the Atlantic City Pro?? HOLLA

Calm down, Alti.

Alex23 is just a chubby guy with an attention deficit syndrome.


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alex23 on July 01, 2009, 11:30:29 PM
I love the smartASS remarks. You don't personally know me, so NOW YOU know I would never post a pictures that was too old..These were taken in April of 09. So what you think i look like RIGHT NOW 10 weeks out from the Atlantic City Pro?? HOLLA

Easy sugar lips, looking pretty tight already... we are just perverted and wanna see more  :-*  :-*  :-*

Abs are pretty tight yet shapy...


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on July 01, 2009, 11:36:26 PM
Donkey: LMAO! and Alex; Im THE truth so I wouldn't post unless IT'S looking RIGHT AT THE time. so don't come at me with that shit... cause in the end.... I WILL NEVER DISSAPPOINT. I may not win or place top 5, but I will look SICK, and RIPPED INSIDE DA FUCK OUT... and THAT is GUARANTEED! Alti


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alex23 on July 02, 2009, 12:42:49 AM
Donkey: LMAO! and Alex; Im THE truth so I wouldn't post unless IT'S looking RIGHT AT THE time. so don't come at me with that shit... cause in the end.... I WILL NEVER DISSAPPOINT. I may not win or place top 5, but I will look SICK, and RIPPED INSIDE DA FUCK OUT... and THAT is GUARANTEED! Alti

Let's wait and see...  :-* :-* :-* :-*

 ;D


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 02, 2009, 01:49:59 AM
Donkey: LMAO! and Alex; Im THE truth so I wouldn't post unless IT'S looking RIGHT AT THE time. so don't come at me with that shit... cause in the end.... I WILL NEVER DISSAPPOINT. I may not win or place top 5, but I will look SICK, and RIPPED INSIDE DA FUCK OUT... and THAT is GUARANTEED! Alti

Meth is a hell of a drug.


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: DK II on July 02, 2009, 01:51:58 AM
Meth is a hell of a drug.

Are you saying Alti is trained by Johnny Falcon?


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: drkaje on July 02, 2009, 10:31:17 AM
Peanut Butter!!!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Parker on July 03, 2009, 04:27:08 PM
I still say she looks good and Ronnie should have kept her...stars, attitude and all.


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alex23 on July 03, 2009, 04:29:57 PM
I still say she looks good and Ronnie should have kept her...stars, attitude and all.

Maybe she was too much to handle for Ronnie?


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Benny B on July 05, 2009, 07:53:07 AM
Donkey: LMAO! and Alex; Im THE truth so I wouldn't post unless IT'S looking RIGHT AT THE time. so don't come at me with that shit... cause in the end.... I WILL NEVER DISSAPPOINT. I may not win or place top 5, but I will look SICK, and RIPPED INSIDE DA FUCK OUT... and THAT is GUARANTEED! Alti

Alti keepin' it real.  ;)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Parker on July 05, 2009, 11:05:13 PM
Maybe she was too much to handle for Ronnie?

Read what I said ;). The man is from the south and is 40+ yrs old.


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Fit Gourmet on July 06, 2009, 02:57:27 PM
It is Nice hearing from you. I hope to see you sometime soon.. You Look Great Alti...Representing it for D.R.!!!!!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on July 06, 2009, 10:04:43 PM
Parker and Alex, thx. Truth is I can b a lil too much for most! I have a lot of energy, Im very honest, and really what you see is what you get. I don't sugarcoat shit. I love who and how Iam. You don't find many like me. All I ask is: LOVE me, or FUCK OFF! Nah just kidding.LMAO. Im also a jokester. People ask when am I going to grow up, and I say NEEEVEER! LOL. Nah Though on the real, I don't mean to blow smoke up my ass or toot my own horn...Im really down to earth and cool as hell. I don't judge anyone, and just ask not to b judged... thats all!
 and FIt goumet: thanks 4 the love , please send Alexis my love...Reppin Panamanians and of course my DOMINICAN's. much love... stay blessed! :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Extreme One on July 07, 2009, 11:22:11 AM
I just wanted to chime in on Alti "THE BODY" Bautista.  She is a dear friend of mine and not only does she have the most stunning physique to EVER step on stage...but her amazing personality gives her the total package, gift, and everything else needed to always be a true champion.  Just a little FYI.....Alti smoked everyone in the physique round at the 2002 Jan Tana.  Guess who's back....back again....



Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: wild willie on July 07, 2009, 11:22:39 AM
dayum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alti, you are WAY too hottttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that girl's body is BANGING!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Extreme One on July 07, 2009, 12:24:06 PM
...just a few more for those who doubt...


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: cray2005 on July 07, 2009, 03:39:43 PM
Nice to see you making a return to the fitness stage, Alti!  ;)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Butterbean on July 07, 2009, 06:23:02 PM
...just a few more for those who doubt...


Wow!  Alti looks fantastic! :D


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Ron on July 09, 2009, 05:24:32 PM
Alti is too awesome!   Wish you the best on your upcoming contest!



Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: MindSpin on July 09, 2009, 05:34:35 PM
Hey! Haven't been on for a while. Happy to see everyone doing their thing. Just wanted to holla at the fitness world to say Im coming back to have some fun to do the Atlantic City Pro Fitness show.See ya'll soon. Stay blessed! ;)

Glad to have you back Alti :-)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Lorie Kimes on July 10, 2009, 02:26:21 PM
Can't wait to see you back on stage!!  :-* :-* :-* Lv ya girl!!!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: MindSpin on July 10, 2009, 04:34:11 PM
I'm hoping she unleashes the fury on GetBig again!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on July 11, 2009, 01:25:59 PM
Can't wait to see you back on stage!!  :-* :-* :-* Lv ya girl!!!
Hey girl. How have you been?? Are you doing the show too! Hope so just like the old days... I heard Mandy Blank us coming back too! That'll b so cool. Hope to see you mama!oxoxox


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on July 11, 2009, 09:55:17 PM
I'm hoping she unleashes the fury on GetBig again!

 thx mindspin! I unleash when needed. LMAO! thx for the love ;)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Mr. Zimbabwe on July 13, 2009, 04:36:29 PM
I'm with Mindspin and Lorrie ..... Great to have you back!!!!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Lorie Kimes on July 15, 2009, 08:25:04 PM
Hey girl. How have you been?? Are you doing the show too! Hope so just like the old days... I heard Mandy Blank us coming back too! That'll b so cool. Hope to see you mama!oxoxox

Girl! I'm taking the year off!   :'( My Son hurt his knee and I'm focused on getting him back on his game for Football wrestling etc... Family First!! Go kick some butt for me
 I wish you the best of luck!!!  :-*

Love ya,
Lorie


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Lena on July 16, 2009, 10:11:29 PM
You go girl! Passion is everything.....good luck!!!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on July 18, 2009, 06:20:38 PM
I'm with Mindspin and Lorrie ..... Great to have you back!!!!
OMG! How have you been? glad to hear from you!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on July 18, 2009, 06:23:35 PM
Girl! I'm taking the year off!   :'( My Son hurt his knee and I'm focused on getting him back on his game for Football wrestling etc... Family First!! Go kick some butt for me
 I wish you the best of luck!!!  :-*

Love ya,
Lorie

hell fucking YEA Mami..FAMILY FIRST! Ill  try to do my best for you and the little man! take care  ;)oxoxoxoxox


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on July 18, 2009, 07:55:59 PM
You go girl! Passion is everything.....good luck!!!


Lena Johanassen??? wow, Im so honored to have you even respond! you are one of the women that inspired me to get into this CRAZY sport! you have one of the most BEAUTIFUL  physiques on the planet! a lot of the young girls NOW don't know what Im talking about , but the bodies are not what they use to be!!! remember Renita harris, Monica Brant, Timea, Mia F, Klaudia Kinska....Geez!! I can go on! and of course...you! such a muscular, TIGHT....yet SHAPELY/feminine body! thank you for the post!!!! :)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Mr. Zimbabwe on July 18, 2009, 08:53:34 PM
OMG! How have you been? glad to hear from you!

I'm doing good!  Life is sweet!  Ever hear from your home girl Dana?


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: drkaje on July 19, 2009, 01:18:18 PM
I'm doing good!  Life is sweet!  Ever hear from your home girl Dana?

Dana's got a sweet, thick Neapolitan booty!!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: wild willie on July 20, 2009, 10:19:48 AM
alti is the bomb


 :P


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Lena on July 21, 2009, 07:06:48 PM

Lena Johanassen??? wow, Im so honored to have you even respond! you are one of the women that inspired me to get into this CRAZY sport! you have one of the most BEAUTIFUL  physiques on the planet! a lot of the young girls NOW don't know what Im talking about , but the bodies are not what they use to be!!! remember Renita harris, Monica Brant, Timea, Mia F, Klaudia Kinska....Geez!! I can go on! and of course...you! such a muscular, TIGHT....yet SHAPELY/feminine body! thank you for the post!!!! :)


That is SO sweet! Thank you  :-*
 I KNOW what you mean, it has changed quite a bit....I dont follow as much as I used to, but glad to see you still got the 'fire'
We need more photos!! :)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on July 23, 2009, 06:48:08 PM
I'm doing good!  Life is sweet!  Ever hear from your home girl Dana?

I miss her so much! she is now running a gym in Pearl River NY. She moved to an upscale suburban area. and Dana does have a sweet ASS! lol 


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: drkaje on July 24, 2009, 06:17:41 AM
I miss her so much! she is now running a gym in Pearl River NY. She moved to an upscale suburban area. and Dana does have a sweet ASS! lol 

You know I never joke about ass. :)

All the best, Alti!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Parker on July 24, 2009, 12:55:36 PM

Lena Johanassen??? wow, Im so honored to have you even respond! you are one of the women that inspired me to get into this CRAZY sport! you have one of the most BEAUTIFUL  physiques on the planet! a lot of the young girls NOW don't know what Im talking about , but the bodies are not what they use to be!!! remember Renita harris, Monica Brant, Timea, Mia F, Klaudia Kinska....Geez!! I can go on! and of course...you! such a muscular, TIGHT....yet SHAPELY/feminine body! thank you for the post!!!! :)

Renita had a ass to die for, and she was a older gal...Okay now back to Alti...


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alicia M. on July 28, 2009, 11:23:53 PM
YAYA!! Alti's BACK!!  :D


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: MindSpin on July 29, 2009, 10:53:42 AM
YAYA!! Alti's BACK!!  :D

I know this is Alti's thread, but I wanted to let you know that IMO, you are one of the most beautiful girls in fitness...absolutely gorgeous :)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alicia M. on July 29, 2009, 11:47:28 PM
Awwwww thank you MS...  :-* ;)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: DK II on July 30, 2009, 12:40:05 AM
brutal blue star density in this thread!!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: MindSpin on July 30, 2009, 08:20:35 AM
Awwwww thank you MS...  :-* ;)

That was pretty schmoish of me, but I couldn't help myself :)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on July 30, 2009, 07:32:29 PM
YAYA!! Alti's BACK!!  :D

Hey mama...so happy 2 see you doing your thang. Remember when we sat on the plan next to each other headed back to NY? back in 2004? and i told you that you were gonna get madd print work??? I knew it girl!!!! congrats you doing it HARDBODY!!!! represents SAGATTARIUS POWER! love to my other sag peeps in the bb industry...Adela Garcia, Jenny Hendershott, Heather Foster, Dexter Jackson, Phil Heath.....Alicia, and of course ME!!!!! lol 


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: drkaje on July 31, 2009, 07:44:10 AM
Still waiting on those booty pics.


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Parker on July 31, 2009, 11:55:23 PM
Still waiting on those booty pics.

keep waiting..


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: drkaje on August 01, 2009, 06:33:23 AM
keep waiting..

I don't know why she's playing so hard to get. :)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alex23 on August 01, 2009, 08:47:27 PM
I don't know why she's playing so hard to get. :)

maybe she's not too fond of 44yo betbig "chiropractors" ???


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: drkaje on August 02, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
maybe she's not too fond of 44yo betbig "chiropractors" ???

Probably not very fond of permabulkers with Arnold fetishes either. :)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: fitclub on September 10, 2009, 06:43:36 PM
Hey,
I don't see Alti's name on the final list of competitors for the Atlantic City Pro Fitness, I was so looking forward to her competing!!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Wiggs on September 23, 2009, 11:41:07 PM
Alti, you gonna be at the O?


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on October 07, 2009, 11:10:50 PM
hey guys obviously i didn't compete. Well it wasn't cause I wasn't ready, cause i was actually ahead of schedule, but due to A tore hip flexor..yea yea yea, i know.. it sucks! but i tell you if i didn't have to pull hotel and grooming money out my ass. i would've done the show. But i work like a slave and just couldn't afford it :-(....THAT's LIFE! BUT hope is still alive! working on 2010...HOWEVER.. congrats to my main bitch ADELA!! dats right mami! represent!! 4X Ms Olympia..LATIN BITCHES are doin it BIG!!!!and congrats to Tangi...she looked the best Ive ever seen her. She definately did her homework! GREAT JOB TANJI!!! 
****** fOLLOWING PICTURES ARE APPROX 4 WEEKS OUT


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on October 07, 2009, 11:14:49 PM
4 WEEKS OUT


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on October 07, 2009, 11:17:46 PM
BRIAN MOSS PHOTOSHOOT- 4 weeks out


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 07, 2009, 11:19:57 PM
HOTT  :o

Im proud to be married to such a hotty  8)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on October 07, 2009, 11:43:33 PM
oh damn ... we are married!!! ;-)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on October 07, 2009, 11:44:31 PM
I missed you NZ muscle....


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on October 07, 2009, 11:53:14 PM
I don't' know but I think I was gonna b ready!  still had about 15 pounds to lose. NO WEIGHT TRAINING, JUST CARDIO AND DIET! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Parker on October 08, 2009, 03:49:09 AM
I missed you NZ muscle....

OH....MY....DAMN :o

Okay, I had my reservations about you, kinda like nobody will date Beyonce after Jay (if they get a divorce), so as that  I put you out of my mind because of the Ronnie Coleman factor. Even though, I've first saw you in M&F in that nice skirt way back when (lust at first sight :-[).

Now, I'm seeing stars...And booty shorts. One can dream :'(


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: drkaje on October 08, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
Only one booty pic.

I feel unloved and will boycott peanut butter. :'(


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alex23 on October 08, 2009, 03:02:58 PM
Whoaaaaaa how could I miss that... nice tight little body....

Sheri wants her wigg back thought ;D


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: TheBlockHead on October 08, 2009, 06:19:30 PM

 Ay, mami...


 You aint gotta owe no nugga here an explanation. Shit... you handle yours, mama!


 Nice tats. You are into astronomy or you roll as a Lady Queen? 5-Point Star. All is Well!



 - Block!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on October 08, 2009, 09:44:00 PM
Ay, mami...


 You aint gotta owe no nugga here an explanation. Shit... you handle yours, mama!


 Nice tats. You are into astronomy or you roll as a Lady Queen? 5-Point Star. All is Well!



 - Block!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on October 08, 2009, 09:45:17 PM

thank you BLOCK!!!  and yes I love astrology!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on October 08, 2009, 09:47:29 PM
Whoaaaaaa how could I miss that... nice tight little body....

Sheri wants her wigg back thought ;D

Thx and Sheri cant get the wig back! lol  (btw that is my hair...thx to my Dominican Dad...ugh)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alex23 on October 08, 2009, 09:56:10 PM
Thx and Sheri cant get the wig back! lol  (btw that is my hair...thx to my Dominican Dad...ugh)

LOL!!!!! just busting your balls...

Actually Sherri's hair is straight now...  ;D

(http://ngepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sherri-shepherd-wrestling.jpg)

Shit I've been living with a black woman for almost 5 years now an that hair thingy is still a mystery  ??? ??? ???



Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Parker on October 08, 2009, 10:50:45 PM
LOL!!!!! just busting your balls...

Actually Sherri's hair is straight now...  ;D

(http://ngepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sherri-shepherd-wrestling.jpg)

Shit I've been living with a black woman for almost 5 years now an that hair thingy is still a mystery  ??? ??? ???



Whose Sherri? And don't tell me you don't know how to buy the Perm kits..

And then teh Dominicians got special way they do it as well.

Stars, astrology... "As I creep up from behind...

you know the rest...Baaaby!



Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: drkaje on October 09, 2009, 10:27:35 AM
Dr. Seuss;

Now, the Star-Bell Sneetches had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars.
Those stars weren’t so big. They were really so small.
You might think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all.

But, because they had stars, all the Star-Belly Sneetches
Would brag, “We’re the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.”
With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they’d snort
“We’ll have nothing to do with the Plain-Belly sort!”
And, whenever they met some, when they were out walking,
They’d hike right on past them without even talking.

When the Star-Belly children went out to play ball,
Could a Plain Belly get in the game? Not at all.
You only could play if your bellies had stars
And the Plain-Belly children had none upon thars.

When the Star Belly Sneetches had frankfurter roasts
Or picnics or parties or marshmallow toasts,
They never invited the Plain-Belly Sneetches
They left them out cold, in the dark of the beaches.
They kept them away. Never let them come near.
And that’s how they treated them year after year.

Then ONE day, it seems while the Plain-Belly Sneetches
Were moping and doping alone on the beaches,
Just sitting there wishing their bellies had stars,
A stranger zipped up in the strangest of cars!

“My friends”, he announced in a voice clear and clean,
“My name is Sylvester McMonkey McBean.
And I’ve heard of Your troubles. I’ve heard you’re unhappy.
But I can fix that, I’m the Fix-It-Up Chappie.

I’ve come here to help you.
I have what you need.
And my prices are low. And I work with great speed.
And my work is one hundred per cent guaranteed!”

Then, quickly, Sylvester McMonkey McBean
Put together a very peculiar machine.
And he said, “You want stars like a Star-Belly Sneetch?
My friends, you can have them for three dollars each!”

“Just pay me your money and hop right aboard!”
So they clambered inside. Then the big machine roared.
And it klonked. And it bonked. And it jerked. And it berked.
And it bopped them about. But the thing really worked!
When the Plain-Belly Sneetches popped out, they had stars!
They actually did. They had stars upon thars!

Then they yelled at the ones who had stars at the start,
“We’re still the best Sneetches and they are the worst.
But now, how in the world will we know”, they all frowned,
“If which kind is what, or the other way round?”

Then up came McBean with a very sly wink.
And he said, “Things are not quite as bad as you think.
So you don’t know who’s who. That is perfectly true.
But come with me, friends. Do you know what I’ll do?
I’ll make you, again, the best Sneetches on the beaches.
And all it will cost you is ten dollars eaches.”

“Belly stars are no longer in style”, said McBean.
“What you need is a trip through my Star-Off Machine.
This wondrous contraption will take OFF your stars
so you won’t look like Sneetches that have them on thars.”
And that handy machine working very precisely
Removed all the stars from their tummies quite nicely.

Then, with snoots in the air, they paraded about.
And they opened their beaks and they let out a shout,
“We know who is who! Now there Isn’t a doubt.
The best kind of Sneetches are Sneetches without!”

Then, of course, those with stars got all frightfully mad.
To be wearing a star was frightfully bad.
Then, of course, old Sylvester McMonkey McBean
invited THEM into his Star-Off Machine.

Then, of course from THEN on, as you probably guess,
Things really got into a horrible mess.

All the rest of that day, on those wild screaming beaches,
The Fix-It-Up Chappie kept fixing up Sneetches.
Off again! On again! In again! Out again!
Through the machines they raced round and about again,

Changing their stars every minute or two. They kept paying money.
They kept running through until the Plain nor the Star-Bellies knew
Whether this one was that one or that one was this one. Or which one
Was what one or what one was who.

Then, when every last cent of their money was spent,
The Fix-It-Up Chappie packed up. And he went.
And he laughed as he drove In his car up the beach,
“They never will learn. No. You can’t Teach a Sneetch!”

But McBean was quite wrong. I’m quite happy to say.
That the Sneetches got really quite smart on that day.
The day they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches.
And no kind of Sneetch is the best on the beaches.
That day, all the Sneetches forgot about stars and whether
They had one, or not, upon thars.


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 09, 2009, 01:27:00 PM
I missed you NZ muscle....

That's what I'm talkin bout!!!!!

Best ass on the planet goes to........... Alti Bautista  :-*


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Maddy on October 10, 2009, 07:27:44 PM


Shit I've been living with a black woman for almost 5 years now an that hair thingy is still a mystery  ??? ??? ???




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m-4qxz08So


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Parker on October 10, 2009, 10:26:18 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m-4qxz08So

I was about to PM Alex23 about that!!!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alex23 on October 10, 2009, 11:07:20 PM
LOL NegroDamnus with the GianFro is epic...

but shit, weren't we talking about a porto chick with stars and a body tighter than a cock?

Wazzup Alti, How about some Ronnie dirt for our Schmoenjoyment ;D ?


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Parker on October 13, 2009, 07:04:34 AM
LOL NegroDamnus with the GianFro is epic...

but shit, weren't we talking about a porto chick with stars and a body tighter than a cock?

Wazzup Alti, How about some Ronnie dirt for our Schmoenjoyment ;D ?
Well, it would go like this, " he shoved his black anaconda in and say, 'yeah buddy!', and I saw stars. Which is the reason why I got the stars tattooed, to pay homage. If one, pays attention, you can connect them to see Ronnie doing a most muscular. Rob Lopez says it's him, he can keep thinking that! From the Dominican mamie herself, Holla back!"


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Alti_Bautista on October 13, 2009, 12:30:54 PM
Well, it would go like this, " he shoved his black anaconda in and say, 'yeah buddy!', and I saw stars. Which is the reason why I got the stars tattooed, to pay homage. If one, pays attention, you can connect them to see Ronnie doing a most muscular. Rob Lopez says it's him, he can keep thinking that! From the Dominican mamie herself, Holla back!"

LMAO!! u silly! ;) this is true entertainment!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: drkaje on October 13, 2009, 04:05:54 PM
Parker and Alex,

I really don't want to get Dina going but you guys are gay.

A chick shows us some hot pics and you two ask about her ex BF, LOL!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Parker on October 14, 2009, 08:19:00 AM
Parker and Alex,

I really don't want to get Dina going but you guys are gay.

A chick shows us some hot pics and you two ask about her ex BF, LOL!
Too much time on the G&O, lol! You know it took what, 3 months for some booty pics. That's 3 months of waiting for some cyber ass. And it will be another 3 months--X-mas presents she'll call them. And this time the stars will be connected and it'll be some sort constellation. And yes, she'll wear a red outfit with Santa claus hat..."Ho, ho, ho, here is one measley booty pic, now wait for Easter for the next one"

I think Alti is as evil as her smile....


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: drkaje on October 14, 2009, 08:50:56 AM
Too much time on the G&O, lol! You know it took what, 3 months for some booty pics. That's 3 months of waiting for some cyber ass. And it will be another 3 months--X-mas presents she'll call them. And this time the stars will be connected and it'll be some sort constellation. And yes, she'll wear a red outfit with Santa claus hat..."Ho, ho, ho, here is one measley booty pic, now wait for Easter for the next one"

I think Alti is as evil as her smile....

I too have given up on getting any great booty pics from Alti. :'(

There are other booties out there, Parker. Don't let the G&O turn you schmoe. :)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 26, 2012, 12:22:52 PM
HOTT  :o

Im proud to be married to such a hotty  8)

Grats Nzmm


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 26, 2012, 11:35:21 PM
Oh my  :o :o

I'm must have been real drunk when this went down!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 26, 2012, 11:53:26 PM
Oh my  :o :o

I'm must have been real drunk when this went down!

LOL sorry for the bump nz, but quite hilarious now that Alti has returned :D


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 27, 2012, 12:28:55 AM
LOL sorry for the bump nz, but quite hilarious now that Alti has returned :D

Alti has come back for her number 1 cracker  8)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: herne on December 15, 2012, 02:54:01 PM
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Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: wild willie on April 03, 2013, 11:45:04 AM
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NICE PIC!


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: drkaje on April 18, 2013, 11:37:17 AM
Met Alti several years ago. She was very nice, friendly, energetic, and incredibly out-going.


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: herne on April 22, 2013, 04:52:47 AM
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Post by: herne on April 22, 2013, 04:55:57 AM
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Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: drkaje on April 22, 2013, 02:27:14 PM
Peanut butter!! :)


Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: wild willie on April 23, 2013, 11:57:58 AM
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Title: Re: Alti Bautista
Post by: herne on April 23, 2013, 01:52:12 PM
:P

Yeah...