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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #50 on: July 31, 2009, 11:55:23 PM »
Still waiting on those booty pics.

keep waiting..

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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #51 on: August 01, 2009, 06:33:23 AM »
keep waiting..

I don't know why she's playing so hard to get. :)

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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #52 on: August 01, 2009, 08:47:27 PM »
I don't know why she's playing so hard to get. :)

maybe she's not too fond of 44yo betbig "chiropractors" ???

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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #53 on: August 02, 2009, 09:02:51 AM »
maybe she's not too fond of 44yo betbig "chiropractors" ???

Probably not very fond of permabulkers with Arnold fetishes either. :)

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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #54 on: September 10, 2009, 06:43:36 PM »
Hey,
I don't see Alti's name on the final list of competitors for the Atlantic City Pro Fitness, I was so looking forward to her competing!!

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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #55 on: September 23, 2009, 11:41:07 PM »
Alti, you gonna be at the O?
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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #56 on: October 07, 2009, 11:10:50 PM »
hey guys obviously i didn't compete. Well it wasn't cause I wasn't ready, cause i was actually ahead of schedule, but due to A tore hip flexor..yea yea yea, i know.. it sucks! but i tell you if i didn't have to pull hotel and grooming money out my ass. i would've done the show. But i work like a slave and just couldn't afford it :-(....THAT's LIFE! BUT hope is still alive! working on 2010...HOWEVER.. congrats to my main bitch ADELA!! dats right mami! represent!! 4X Ms Olympia..LATIN BITCHES are doin it BIG!!!!and congrats to Tangi...she looked the best Ive ever seen her. She definately did her homework! GREAT JOB TANJI!!! 
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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #57 on: October 07, 2009, 11:14:49 PM »
4 WEEKS OUT
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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #58 on: October 07, 2009, 11:17:46 PM »
BRIAN MOSS PHOTOSHOOT- 4 weeks out
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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #59 on: October 07, 2009, 11:19:57 PM »
HOTT  :o

Im proud to be married to such a hotty  8)
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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #60 on: October 07, 2009, 11:43:33 PM »
oh damn ... we are married!!! ;-)
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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #61 on: October 07, 2009, 11:44:31 PM »
I missed you NZ muscle....
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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #62 on: October 07, 2009, 11:53:14 PM »
I don't' know but I think I was gonna b ready!  still had about 15 pounds to lose. NO WEIGHT TRAINING, JUST CARDIO AND DIET! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA
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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #63 on: October 08, 2009, 03:49:09 AM »
I missed you NZ muscle....

OH....MY....DAMN :o

Okay, I had my reservations about you, kinda like nobody will date Beyonce after Jay (if they get a divorce), so as that  I put you out of my mind because of the Ronnie Coleman factor. Even though, I've first saw you in M&F in that nice skirt way back when (lust at first sight :-[).

Now, I'm seeing stars...And booty shorts. One can dream :'(

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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #64 on: October 08, 2009, 05:59:16 AM »
Only one booty pic.

I feel unloved and will boycott peanut butter. :'(

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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #65 on: October 08, 2009, 03:02:58 PM »
Whoaaaaaa how could I miss that... nice tight little body....

Sheri wants her wigg back thought ;D

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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #66 on: October 08, 2009, 06:19:30 PM »

 Ay, mami...


 You aint gotta owe no nugga here an explanation. Shit... you handle yours, mama!


 Nice tats. You are into astronomy or you roll as a Lady Queen? 5-Point Star. All is Well!



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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #67 on: October 08, 2009, 09:44:00 PM »
Ay, mami...


 You aint gotta owe no nugga here an explanation. Shit... you handle yours, mama!


 Nice tats. You are into astronomy or you roll as a Lady Queen? 5-Point Star. All is Well!



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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #68 on: October 08, 2009, 09:45:17 PM »

thank you BLOCK!!!  and yes I love astrology!
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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #69 on: October 08, 2009, 09:47:29 PM »
Whoaaaaaa how could I miss that... nice tight little body....

Sheri wants her wigg back thought ;D

Thx and Sheri cant get the wig back! lol  (btw that is my hair...thx to my Dominican Dad...ugh)
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« Reply #70 on: October 08, 2009, 09:56:10 PM »
Thx and Sheri cant get the wig back! lol  (btw that is my hair...thx to my Dominican Dad...ugh)

LOL!!!!! just busting your balls...

Actually Sherri's hair is straight now...  ;D



Shit I've been living with a black woman for almost 5 years now an that hair thingy is still a mystery  ??? ??? ???


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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #71 on: October 08, 2009, 10:50:45 PM »
LOL!!!!! just busting your balls...

Actually Sherri's hair is straight now...  ;D



Shit I've been living with a black woman for almost 5 years now an that hair thingy is still a mystery  ??? ??? ???



Whose Sherri? And don't tell me you don't know how to buy the Perm kits..

And then teh Dominicians got special way they do it as well.

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you know the rest...Baaaby!


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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #72 on: October 09, 2009, 10:27:35 AM »
Dr. Seuss;

Now, the Star-Bell Sneetches had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars.
Those stars weren’t so big. They were really so small.
You might think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all.

But, because they had stars, all the Star-Belly Sneetches
Would brag, “We’re the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.”
With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they’d snort
“We’ll have nothing to do with the Plain-Belly sort!”
And, whenever they met some, when they were out walking,
They’d hike right on past them without even talking.

When the Star-Belly children went out to play ball,
Could a Plain Belly get in the game? Not at all.
You only could play if your bellies had stars
And the Plain-Belly children had none upon thars.

When the Star Belly Sneetches had frankfurter roasts
Or picnics or parties or marshmallow toasts,
They never invited the Plain-Belly Sneetches
They left them out cold, in the dark of the beaches.
They kept them away. Never let them come near.
And that’s how they treated them year after year.

Then ONE day, it seems while the Plain-Belly Sneetches
Were moping and doping alone on the beaches,
Just sitting there wishing their bellies had stars,
A stranger zipped up in the strangest of cars!

“My friends”, he announced in a voice clear and clean,
“My name is Sylvester McMonkey McBean.
And I’ve heard of Your troubles. I’ve heard you’re unhappy.
But I can fix that, I’m the Fix-It-Up Chappie.

I’ve come here to help you.
I have what you need.
And my prices are low. And I work with great speed.
And my work is one hundred per cent guaranteed!”

Then, quickly, Sylvester McMonkey McBean
Put together a very peculiar machine.
And he said, “You want stars like a Star-Belly Sneetch?
My friends, you can have them for three dollars each!”

“Just pay me your money and hop right aboard!”
So they clambered inside. Then the big machine roared.
And it klonked. And it bonked. And it jerked. And it berked.
And it bopped them about. But the thing really worked!
When the Plain-Belly Sneetches popped out, they had stars!
They actually did. They had stars upon thars!

Then they yelled at the ones who had stars at the start,
“We’re still the best Sneetches and they are the worst.
But now, how in the world will we know”, they all frowned,
“If which kind is what, or the other way round?”

Then up came McBean with a very sly wink.
And he said, “Things are not quite as bad as you think.
So you don’t know who’s who. That is perfectly true.
But come with me, friends. Do you know what I’ll do?
I’ll make you, again, the best Sneetches on the beaches.
And all it will cost you is ten dollars eaches.”

“Belly stars are no longer in style”, said McBean.
“What you need is a trip through my Star-Off Machine.
This wondrous contraption will take OFF your stars
so you won’t look like Sneetches that have them on thars.”
And that handy machine working very precisely
Removed all the stars from their tummies quite nicely.

Then, with snoots in the air, they paraded about.
And they opened their beaks and they let out a shout,
“We know who is who! Now there Isn’t a doubt.
The best kind of Sneetches are Sneetches without!”

Then, of course, those with stars got all frightfully mad.
To be wearing a star was frightfully bad.
Then, of course, old Sylvester McMonkey McBean
invited THEM into his Star-Off Machine.

Then, of course from THEN on, as you probably guess,
Things really got into a horrible mess.

All the rest of that day, on those wild screaming beaches,
The Fix-It-Up Chappie kept fixing up Sneetches.
Off again! On again! In again! Out again!
Through the machines they raced round and about again,

Changing their stars every minute or two. They kept paying money.
They kept running through until the Plain nor the Star-Bellies knew
Whether this one was that one or that one was this one. Or which one
Was what one or what one was who.

Then, when every last cent of their money was spent,
The Fix-It-Up Chappie packed up. And he went.
And he laughed as he drove In his car up the beach,
“They never will learn. No. You can’t Teach a Sneetch!”

But McBean was quite wrong. I’m quite happy to say.
That the Sneetches got really quite smart on that day.
The day they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches.
And no kind of Sneetch is the best on the beaches.
That day, all the Sneetches forgot about stars and whether
They had one, or not, upon thars.

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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #73 on: October 09, 2009, 01:27:00 PM »
I missed you NZ muscle....

That's what I'm talkin bout!!!!!

Best ass on the planet goes to........... Alti Bautista  :-*
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Re: Alti Bautista
« Reply #74 on: October 10, 2009, 07:27:44 PM »


Shit I've been living with a black woman for almost 5 years now an that hair thingy is still a mystery  ??? ??? ???