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Title: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 29, 2010, 09:52:53 AM
If you caught the Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday, you would've seen "Geronimo" (no homo, i think it's his real name).

Also, I think this is your calling, to go down to that office and get yourself a date with a chick.  Granted, it probably won't amount to shit, but at least you'll get 30 seconds of TV time.


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: johnnynoname on December 29, 2010, 10:29:08 AM
is that that show with that chick who is kinda hot that's on Bravo?

after I get out of *that place i have to go for 90 days* I might check it out......that is, if i can't get any "legit" work (ie "law and order: svu")


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 29, 2010, 10:38:42 AM
is that that show with that chick who is kinda hot that's on Bravo?

after I get out of *that place i have to go for 90 days* I might check it out......that is, if i can't get any "legit" work (ie "law and order: svu")
Jail?


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: CalvinH on December 29, 2010, 10:56:00 AM
Jail?


Rehab...but he's waiting after the holidays so he can get some last partying in :)


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 29, 2010, 11:47:36 AM

Rehab...but he's waiting after the holidays so he can get some last partying in :)
coke?


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 29, 2010, 11:53:11 AM
is that that show with that chick who is kinda hot that's on Bravo?

after I get out of *that place i have to go for 90 days* I might check it out......that is, if i can't get any "legit" work (ie "law and order: svu")

well she's a middle aged jew broad, if that's what you consider kinda hot?

http://www.millionairesclub123.com/

http://www.pattistanger.net/
(http://blog.houseofdog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/patti-stanger.jpg)


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 29, 2010, 11:58:37 AM

Rehab...but he's waiting after the holidays so he can get some last partying in :)
seriously, what is he on?


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: Firemuscle on December 29, 2010, 12:01:20 PM
 Going to rehab is a waste of money.

 Almost everything that psychiatrists think they know about drug addiction is bullshit.


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: Hulkotron on December 29, 2010, 12:01:43 PM
Are you going to be on Celebrity Rehab JNN?


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: CalvinH on December 29, 2010, 12:02:59 PM
seriously, what is he on?


According to him everything.


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 29, 2010, 12:07:08 PM
seriously, what is he on?

I don't know what's he's on, but we know what he's not on:

1. a steady payroll
2. a girl

snapz!


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: pellius on December 29, 2010, 12:11:30 PM
I don't know what's he's on, but we know what he's not on:

1. a steady payroll
2. a girl

snapz!

LMAO! Well done. Very well done.


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 29, 2010, 12:18:12 PM
First "man" ever to go to rehab for ephedrine addiction


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 29, 2010, 12:20:48 PM
I don't know what's he's on, but we know what he's not on:

1. a steady payroll
2. a girl

snapz!

It's witty little comebacks like this that made this man famous circa 2003.

"1"


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 29, 2010, 12:30:27 PM
is he going to rehab for his cock addiction? 


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 29, 2010, 12:43:03 PM
is he going to rehab for his cock addiction? 
Snorting estrogen


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: dr.chimps on December 29, 2010, 12:44:02 PM
Is this a court ordered vacation, or a voluntary drying-out thingy? 


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: johnnynoname on December 29, 2010, 12:58:17 PM
it's a voluntary drying out thing and it is out patient so it MUST work

i'm not gonna say what it is but it is definately NOT COCK.....i mean, I don't know if any of you read the internet but I'm kind of a big time heterosexual, if you know what i mean

I don't know what's he's on, but we know what he's not on:

1. a steady payroll
2. a girl

snapz!

this is very well done.  If that retort was a group on facebook, I would "Like" it


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 29, 2010, 01:06:27 PM
It's witty little comebacks like this that made this man famous circa 2003.

"1"

and you coming on my back is what made you famous in my heart, stud.


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: johnnynoname on December 29, 2010, 01:16:03 PM
is onemorerep someone i should be nicer to in order to meet "important people"?


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 29, 2010, 01:19:11 PM
is onemorerep someone i should be nicer to in order to meet "important people"?

he's a combination of victor martinez and vin diesel looks wise.  he practices "lifting for cuts" as well as MMA.  He's an accomplished accountant at a major firm in NYC, and he's gay as fuck.

Yes, you should.


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: Hulkotron on December 29, 2010, 01:31:59 PM
He also signs his posts.


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: johnnynoname on December 29, 2010, 01:33:25 PM
he's a combination of victor martinez and vin diesel looks wise.  he practices "lifting for cuts" as well as MMA.  He's an accomplished accountant at a major firm in NYC, and he's gay as fuck.

Yes, you should.

*takes notes*

he probably works out at the Crunch on Christopher Street or the Equinox on Greenwich


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 29, 2010, 01:34:38 PM
*takes notes*

he probably works out at the Crunch on Christopher Street or the Equinox on Greenwich

And how would you know about those places?


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: dr.chimps on December 29, 2010, 01:35:36 PM
it's a voluntary drying out thing and it is out patient so it MUST work
Well good luck and all. My advice is to make friends right away with the big Injun on the B-Ball court, and stay away from the Head Nurse, she's a ball-breaker.  


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: johnnynoname on December 29, 2010, 01:36:41 PM
And how would you know about those places?

i'm gay...
.......or, i've lived in NYC and was hungry and poor at one time and had all the "hot spots" scoped out in advance in case i needed to beg/sell myself


EPIC edit btw


Well good luck and all. My advice is to make friends right away with the big Injun on the B-Ball court, and stay away from the Head Nurse, she's a ball-breaker.  

thank you

I've already scoped out the facility to see where all the water fountains are


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 29, 2010, 01:37:28 PM
Well good luck and all. My advice is to make friends right away with the big Injun on the B-Ball court, and stay away from the Head Nurse, she's a ball-breaker.  

Johnny has more of that "Less Than Zero" puking in a bucket as you give head kinda vibe going.....


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: Rod Majors on December 29, 2010, 08:20:31 PM
Good luck...i did a 6 month residential in socal, first and only time, three years clean.
Went in at 6ft 123lbs....now 191 at 14%.


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: Nirvana on December 29, 2010, 08:26:00 PM
like Salvatore Leone or am I way off?


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: The Jeenius on December 29, 2010, 10:42:04 PM
Salvatore = Barney Stinson?


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: Coach is Back! on December 29, 2010, 10:56:56 PM
is that that show with that chick who is kinda hot that's on Bravo?

after I get out of *that place i have to go for 90 days* I might check it out......that is, if i can't get any "legit" work (ie "law and order: svu")

She's hideous...I guess she figures if she can't help herself she may as well try and help others!


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: johnnynoname on December 30, 2010, 05:40:14 AM
She's hideous...I guess she figures if she can't help herself she may as well try and help others!
i'd still bang her


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 30, 2010, 05:45:56 AM
She's hideous...I guess she figures if she can't help herself she may as well try and help others!

She reminds me of the classic Orthodox Jewish Women (wiggs and all) that you would see here in New York.

(http://silencedmajority.blogs.com/.a/6a00d834520b4b69e2010536a2b4d8970c-300wi)

"1"


Title: Re: Attn: Salvatore
Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 30, 2010, 05:48:06 AM
is he going to rehab for his cock addiction? 

Coke, not cock. C'mon, Salvatore has got the kind of nose (no offence I've gt the same type) that doesn't require you to snore coke. Coke gets unwillingly snored.


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: johnnynoname on December 30, 2010, 05:54:56 AM
my nose makes Adrian Brody's nose look like Micheal jackon's


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 30, 2010, 05:57:56 AM
my nose makes Adrian Brody's nose look like Micheal jackon's

That's why you'll get typecast if you ever work your way to "showbusiness". But that's also why you can score with sexually uninhibited hotties. Some women have a thing for big noses, they decipher something there.


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: Army of One on December 30, 2010, 06:15:08 AM
my nose makes Adrian Brody's nose look like Micheal jackon's

What drugs/drink were you on, Salvatore?


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: johnnynoname on December 30, 2010, 06:23:24 AM
What drugs/drink were you on, Salvatore?

it's a prescription drug.  I don't want to say the name of it because where I chose to abuse it, other people might use it in moderation and actually get the help they need from it.  So, I don't want to give a certain drug "infamy" when it actually might help some people


I can do everything else with moderation though with no problem


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: dr.chimps on December 30, 2010, 06:37:53 AM
it's a prescription drug.  I don't want to say the name of it because where I chose to abuse it, other people might use it in moderation and actually get the help they need from it.  So, I don't want to give a certain drug "infamy" when it actually might help some people


I can do everything else with moderation though with no problem
Ritalin?    ;D


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: johnnynoname on December 30, 2010, 09:56:35 AM
Ritalin?    ;D

no....

....it's the same stuff that Dr. House is hooked to


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: stuntmovie on December 30, 2010, 10:10:45 AM
Good luck, Sal!

Wise man to do something about it yourself.

I've taken many an unwilling friend to rehab (not the rehab party here in LV) and the majority got locked up in rehab for a short period of time and a few of them actually recovered and now give drug talks to high school assemblies.

Ritalin? I used that a couple of times and it made me smart as Einestein for a 12+ hour period.... and even got me to set my personal bench press record at 390 lbs when I was just a bit over 200 myself. (I was striving to double my bodywt.).

Is Ritalin known to do that?


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: stuntmovie on December 30, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
Dr Chimp, Arn't you recalling "One Flew Over the Coo-Coo's Nest"?


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: dr.chimps on December 30, 2010, 10:12:45 AM
no....

....it's the same stuff that Dr. House is hooked to
Ah, gotcha. I like that whole family, but I wouldn't recommend playing ball while using.   ;D


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: dr.chimps on December 30, 2010, 10:18:37 AM
Dr Chimp, Arn't you recalling "One Flew Over the Coo-Coo's Nest"?
Yup. Really good movie, tho I hear Kesey hated it.


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: ManBearPig... on December 30, 2010, 10:25:25 AM
no....

....it's the same stuff that Dr. House is hooked to

Road House?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zu5XVIQylE


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 30, 2010, 12:47:04 PM
Vicodin?


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 30, 2010, 12:49:53 PM
Vicodin?

Has to be that, although, out of all the potential pain killers, Vicodin isn't what it used to be..

"1"


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: johnnynoname on December 30, 2010, 01:53:06 PM
Vicodin?

Probably that one ;)



back on subject of me doing Reality TV.  Reality TV (despite its name) is all bullshit. 

In other words, I know that i'm not going to be playing me but, rather, a character that appears to be "real"

Also, don't put to much stock in me fellas because just because i'm a kinda sorta big deal on the interweb bulletin board forums doesn't equate to jack shit on the casting circuit.  However, on the other hand, I am pretty fucking awesome and should be on the tv


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: magicuser on December 30, 2010, 02:44:47 PM
Its a show with a big fat jewish chick who tells guys they are overrated, guy supposedly with milions in the bank, and thay they should find the homely hogs she brings on the show hot and marry them.   

The show is flawed in the folowing ways
1 millionaire is chastized for wanting hot chick to match his success
2 women are not hot who she brings on, and if one slips trough who is she call her a bimbo and complains to her minions as the millinaire gravitate to her
3 why would a milioniare want to marry and pay this idiot ?

if the show was "millioniare dates" or something not pointing to long term comitiment I would watch nonstop

By the way I sat in club with her blonde minion with the mug who was heinous in person and whipped for my buddy rik, who dropped her home without a kiss.


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 30, 2010, 02:58:39 PM



By the way I sat in club with her blonde minion with the mug who was heinous in person and whipped for my buddy rik, who dropped her home without a kiss.
I am not sure what this means, clarify


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: stuntmovie on December 30, 2010, 04:32:52 PM
Sal, I have no clue as to the reality show you are talking about or what your chances are of appearing in it, but  if you can 'project' your GetBig persona as well as you do on this Board, they'll most likely be offering you a show of your own.

Just remember the "little people"when you accept that Emmy or Academy Award.


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: Devon97 on December 30, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
I actually saw that episode with Geronimo  on Tuesday and Salvation was the first person I thought of.


SAL- how was your X mas and what was your fav gift?


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 30, 2010, 04:37:36 PM
Sal, tell us about how you got hooked on killers? I've had my share but never wanted them all the time. I ways always trying to go the other way.


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: johnnynoname on December 30, 2010, 07:14:51 PM
Sal, I have no clue as to the reality show you are talking about or what your chances are of appearing in it, but  if you can 'project' your GetBig persona as well as you do on this Board, they'll most likely be offering you a show of your own.

Just remember the "little people"when you accept that Emmy or Academy Award.

"persona" vs. reality works alot like how a good pro wrestling character "gets over" because all great characters/gimmicks in wrestling are just the wrestler's personality "amplified".

Part of my "gimmick" is me but amplified.  Honestly, in real life, i'm pretty subdued....but I would know to "turn it up" if I was gonna go on a reality show




SAL- how was your X mas and what was your fav gift?

i got money.  Honestly, I didn't care if i got anything...is that weird

Sal, tell us about how you got hooked on killers? I've had my share but never wanted them all the time. I ways always trying to go the other way.

First, I honestly don't think i'm "hooked" per se. 

I was introduced to this drug from a wrestling promoter who offered me pills in lieu of payment back in 2002.  I won't name names


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 31, 2010, 08:48:01 AM
Sal, will you eat a few vics tonite?


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: johnnynoname on December 31, 2010, 09:00:34 AM
Sal, will you eat a few vics tonite?

naw, honestly I'm done


Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 31, 2010, 09:29:25 AM
I was introduced to this drug from a wrestling promoter who offered me pills in lieu of payment back in 2002.  I won't name names

Would it have happened to be this guy?

(http://celebritymound.smugmug.com/photos/255621672_xDdxW-M.jpg)

"1"



Title: Re: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
Post by: johnnynoname on December 31, 2010, 09:54:50 AM
Would it have happened to be this guy?

(http://celebritymound.smugmug.com/photos/255621672_xDdxW-M.jpg)

"1"



I only wish. 

If that was the case I wouldn't bother with Vicodin- I would have just been hooked on asking him questions about working with Eric Roberts in "The Pope of Greenwich Village"