Author Topic: Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday  (Read 6307 times)

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Salvatore - re Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday
« on: December 29, 2010, 09:52:53 AM »
If you caught the Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday, you would've seen "Geronimo" (no homo, i think it's his real name).

Also, I think this is your calling, to go down to that office and get yourself a date with a chick.  Granted, it probably won't amount to shit, but at least you'll get 30 seconds of TV time.
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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2010, 10:29:08 AM »
is that that show with that chick who is kinda hot that's on Bravo?

after I get out of *that place i have to go for 90 days* I might check it out......that is, if i can't get any "legit" work (ie "law and order: svu")

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2010, 10:38:42 AM »
is that that show with that chick who is kinda hot that's on Bravo?

after I get out of *that place i have to go for 90 days* I might check it out......that is, if i can't get any "legit" work (ie "law and order: svu")
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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2010, 10:56:00 AM »
Jail?


Rehab...but he's waiting after the holidays so he can get some last partying in :)

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2010, 11:47:36 AM »

Rehab...but he's waiting after the holidays so he can get some last partying in :)
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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2010, 11:53:11 AM »
is that that show with that chick who is kinda hot that's on Bravo?

after I get out of *that place i have to go for 90 days* I might check it out......that is, if i can't get any "legit" work (ie "law and order: svu")

well she's a middle aged jew broad, if that's what you consider kinda hot?

http://www.millionairesclub123.com/

http://www.pattistanger.net/
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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2010, 11:58:37 AM »

Rehab...but he's waiting after the holidays so he can get some last partying in :)
seriously, what is he on?
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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2010, 12:01:20 PM »
 Going to rehab is a waste of money.

 Almost everything that psychiatrists think they know about drug addiction is bullshit.

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2010, 12:01:43 PM »
Are you going to be on Celebrity Rehab JNN?

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2010, 12:02:59 PM »
seriously, what is he on?


According to him everything.

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2010, 12:07:08 PM »
seriously, what is he on?

I don't know what's he's on, but we know what he's not on:

1. a steady payroll
2. a girl

snapz!
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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2010, 12:11:30 PM »
I don't know what's he's on, but we know what he's not on:

1. a steady payroll
2. a girl

snapz!

LMAO! Well done. Very well done.

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2010, 12:18:12 PM »
First "man" ever to go to rehab for ephedrine addiction
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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2010, 12:20:48 PM »
I don't know what's he's on, but we know what he's not on:

1. a steady payroll
2. a girl

snapz!

It's witty little comebacks like this that made this man famous circa 2003.

"1"

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2010, 12:30:27 PM »
is he going to rehab for his cock addiction? 

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2010, 12:43:03 PM »
is he going to rehab for his cock addiction? 
Snorting estrogen
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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2010, 12:44:02 PM »
Is this a court ordered vacation, or a voluntary drying-out thingy? 

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2010, 12:58:17 PM »
it's a voluntary drying out thing and it is out patient so it MUST work

i'm not gonna say what it is but it is definately NOT COCK.....i mean, I don't know if any of you read the internet but I'm kind of a big time heterosexual, if you know what i mean

I don't know what's he's on, but we know what he's not on:

1. a steady payroll
2. a girl

snapz!

this is very well done.  If that retort was a group on facebook, I would "Like" it

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2010, 01:06:27 PM »
It's witty little comebacks like this that made this man famous circa 2003.

"1"

and you coming on my back is what made you famous in my heart, stud.
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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2010, 01:16:03 PM »
is onemorerep someone i should be nicer to in order to meet "important people"?

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2010, 01:19:11 PM »
is onemorerep someone i should be nicer to in order to meet "important people"?

he's a combination of victor martinez and vin diesel looks wise.  he practices "lifting for cuts" as well as MMA.  He's an accomplished accountant at a major firm in NYC, and he's gay as fuck.

Yes, you should.
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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2010, 01:31:59 PM »
He also signs his posts.

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2010, 01:33:25 PM »
he's a combination of victor martinez and vin diesel looks wise.  he practices "lifting for cuts" as well as MMA.  He's an accomplished accountant at a major firm in NYC, and he's gay as fuck.

Yes, you should.

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he probably works out at the Crunch on Christopher Street or the Equinox on Greenwich

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2010, 01:34:38 PM »
*takes notes*

he probably works out at the Crunch on Christopher Street or the Equinox on Greenwich

And how would you know about those places?

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Re: Attn: Salvatore
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2010, 01:35:36 PM »
it's a voluntary drying out thing and it is out patient so it MUST work
Well good luck and all. My advice is to make friends right away with the big Injun on the B-Ball court, and stay away from the Head Nurse, she's a ball-breaker.