I seriously would buy it. But I also feel that Ron Aviden should be the 1st centerfold model...nude with his butt cheeks spread so we can see his starfish
What the hell's with this nude-spread-cheeks crap? This isn't some sleazy rag dammit, this is GetBig Magazine we're talking about here!
If Ron will agree to grace it's pages, he will be tastefully represented. He will be attended to by a team of professional photographers who will leave nothing to chance. The shoot will feature Ron in some classical poses, and we'll be aiming for something modest, elegant, and artful.
I'm thinking something in leather.