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davidpaul

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I would,

WOULD YOU?


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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2007, 01:42:28 PM »
For the laughs, yes!

240 would be chief writer and editor!

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2007, 01:51:10 PM »
i'd read it.  all the tiny tits would:
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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2007, 01:55:04 PM »
Only if we get Hank Wood to interview the pros, El Mariachi for the nutrition section, gh15 on drugs, daddy waddy on training and 240 on politics.

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2007, 01:55:27 PM »
why pay for a forum magazine? what would be new to write about?

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2007, 02:34:40 PM »
Only if we get Hank Wood to interview the pros, El Mariachi for the nutrition section, gh15 on drugs, daddy waddy on training and 240 on politics.
i would buy that magazine!

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2007, 02:37:38 PM »
i would buy that magazine!

Yeah, fun to read and without all that LFEX and MD BS.

Imagine Hank Wood interviewing Ronnie: "Ronnie, you are one dumb idiot. You look like shit with your gut and new haircut. Any comments on your torn lat?"  ;D

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2007, 02:39:11 PM »
I would,

WOULD YOU?



Would you pay Ron a monthly fee to post on Getbig?

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2007, 02:42:49 PM »
Would you pay Ron a monthly fee to post on Getbig?

How much you talking here?
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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2007, 02:58:08 PM »
El Mariachi would kick it off by writing this article on training chest:

Well busturds, summer is rolling around. Better bust out your palm mall cigs and start doing more chest flys. Chest flys are better and the dumbells are rly light so you can imagine that you are chucking them at davidpaul. btw did u see my bmw coupe it's really nice and my pride and joy. anyways, u need to stop doing any dumbell and barbell presses, instead focus of flys and peck deck machines. and if you're really harcore youll use hammer strength machines. best diet food building cutting is 15 cigs day. Nicotine will help shed fat. anyways make sure you eat 2-3 meat pies a day as it is the national dish of bosnia and reallly tasty.

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2007, 03:03:49 PM »
El Mariachi would kick it off by writing this article on training chest:

Well busturds, summer is rolling around. Better bust out your palm mall cigs and start doing more chest flys. Chest flys are better and the dumbells are rly light so you can imagine that you are chucking them at davidpaul. btw did u see my bmw coupe it's really nice and my pride and joy. anyways, u need to stop doing any dumbell and barbell presses, instead focus of flys and peck deck machines. and if you're really harcore youll use hammer strength machines. best diet food building cutting is 15 cigs day. Nicotine will help shed fat. anyways make sure you eat 2-3 meat pies a day as it is the national dish of bosnia and reallly tasty.

LOL.

Right next to Daddywaddy's supplement regimen:

0800: 300mg cocaine
0840: 250mg test
0930: 4 liters Beer
1200: 700mg cocaine, 1 liter red wine (cheap)
1600: 700mg cocaine (pre workout)
1800: 2g crack PWO
2200: 2 liters beer

Training routine: 200 push ups, 200 squats without weight, 200 dips, 200 empty trash can curls,
Cardio: 30minutes milking the cows and 30mins cleaning the barn.

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2007, 03:05:22 PM »
keep em coming, shits funny.

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2007, 03:12:57 PM »
Bluto should be the Editor.
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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2007, 03:15:02 PM »
For cardio, daddy recommends masturbating and chasing young blonde catholic school girls.

Vince Goodrum on family relations and business:

It's always nice to keep up with the family, not only for rent money, but also for their support. I mean when you're as awesome as me, people on internet message boards tend to 'hate' quite a bit. Anyways, Caliber Fitness company is going public! I've sold two shares so far, one to some homeless guy named Terrel, and the other to El Mariachi. Terrel payed me with $50 worth of crackcocaine and mariachi's check bounced. Anyways, that makes my IPO $100. Expect me to grace the cover of Forbes in 5 years or so.

Oh, as for my family. Well, they're nice and down to earth folks. They're with me and were very proud of my second place finish at some obscure contest. They couldn't make it to the show, but they sent me this photo:




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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2007, 03:16:04 PM »
Bluto should be the Editor.

Anyone but not Hedgehog.  ;D ;D

We can get Teh Shadow to answer sex questions.

"Dear Sushant, i'm a virgin and cannot get any girl to touch me. Please help me!"
Answer: "Nevermind, i am a virgin and have never wanked in my life."

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2007, 03:19:25 PM »
hahahahahhahaha good shit

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2007, 03:51:57 PM »
they should publish an annual magazine with teh best threads.........funniest (you know, the random ones that bring me back to getbig for laughts), and drama filled (people threatening to shoot each other, kamalie saying hes gonna sue, etc)
Valhalla awaits.

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2007, 04:39:30 PM »
I think that should ne Rons next move.   

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2007, 05:07:56 PM »
i'd read it.  all the tiny tits would:
Mr. Cortisol ,  who is that tiny little insignificant tit right there? Has he been destroyed already?
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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2007, 05:11:34 PM »
absolutely not, lead writers would be Chick and Special Ed...............doucheb ags

                ::)    They should make SF the editor in chief  ;D

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2007, 05:33:35 PM »
Only if there's some nudity in it.........nude women that is.....
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2007, 10:08:53 PM »
I would buy it just so I can put it in my gym.

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2007, 01:29:14 AM »
Only if Texasblubba is the editor.  Then we all know it woudl be bullshit right from the start but funny as hell

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2007, 03:36:38 AM »
Only if Texasblubba is the editor.  Then we all know it woudl be bullshit right from the start but funny as hell

Well same with Flex and MD... both complete Bullshit and occasionally funny.

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Re: If there was a GETBIG BODYBUILDING MAGAZINE would you buy it?
« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2007, 04:13:56 AM »
i would buy that magazine!

why buy something you get for free now?