sounds like you're insecure about your penis size.
WTF is wrong with people? At work the bathroom has 6 urinals, I'm taking a piss in the second from the left, now there are 5 empty urinals but this jackass decides to pull right up to the one next to me. This is more annoying than the person that grabs the treadmill next to me in the gym when there are 20 empty ones.