I went to a Planet Fitness today

[danielson]

so is mystic some kinda spray tan?

Yeah, you don't have it where you live? You got regular tanning beds?

[danielson]

You guys want me to take pictures of the fatasses and post them here?

[Bluto]

Yeah, you don't have it where you live? You got regular tanning beds?

i think we have them but its expensive and i dont tan that much

[Andy Griffin]

Ok, I admit it, I joined. I like the place and it's only 20 bucks a month and you get unlimited tanning and free guests unlimited plus half off drinks in the cooler and a black T shirt but they were out of them or something. I joined this morning and I was seriously like the most swole dude there , but there were a lot of chicks around. I still have a Ballys membership, but that place is shitty and my World membership I think is done, but I am not sure, I may have a few more weeks. Oh well, Planet Fitness for at least a year

Welcome to the judgement free zone ...  I went with the 10/month option so I don't get the free tanning and I got a white t-shirt ... of course, you know what they say about t-shirts ... once you go black you never go back. 

[anvil]

a friend of mine is the front desk dude at a planet fitness, I prank call him periodically in a faggoty voice and ask about gay shit since it's "judgement free."  He gets so pissed when I finally bust out laughing at him 

[Bluto]

a friend of mine is the front desk dude at a planet fitness, I prank call him periodically in a faggoty voice and ask about gay shit since it's "judgement free."  He gets so pissed when I finally bust out laughing at him 

 

[CalvinH]

My gym has sold to planet fitness.it was originally a Worlds then called Go fitness.one of my best friends has been the owner the whole time.I've haven't paid for a membership in years.I know its only $10 but my friend has set me up with a lifetime free membership .so I stay for now and see how it turns out.some things are really gonna suck,dumbells only go to 80lbs,only 2 flat benches,1 leg press,and 1 squat rack

I'm done with planet fitness.they took out the squat rack,dumbells only go to 75,and only 1 incline bench press.I can't do bent over rows,squats,shrugs,no heavy freeweight shoulder presses,dumbell bench...etc.

In town we have LA Fitness and NY Sports.looks like NY sports for me.its right next to my work and they have a special $20.08 initiation fee going right now.


Well,for the first time in over 10 years I'm gonna be like the rest of you smucks and actually pay for a membership
 

[jaejonna]

tanning is key when your about to go from winter snow to a nice beach, save yourself from burning in the sun by getting a pre-tan in a bed.

[The Squadfather]

a friend of mine is the front desk dude at a planet fitness, I prank call him periodically in a faggoty voice and ask about gay shit since it's "judgement free."  He gets so pissed when I finally bust out laughing at him 

hahahaha, classic.

[Rimbaud]

They have a Planet Fitness in Mich?

[kiwiol]

a friend of mine is the front desk dude at a planet fitness, I prank call him periodically in a faggoty voice and ask about gay shit since it's "judgement free."  He gets so pissed when I finally bust out laughing at him 

I used to train at a gym here in South Auckland and the couple who owned it (late 40s - 50s) were as anal as they come. The guy has competed and he used to juice hard, with nothing more than 15" arms to show for it (not exaggerating). Anyways, there used to be this kid called Hayden who trained there and they got pissed off at him (I think they hated nearly all their members with a passion, esp. me, lol) cause he was asking me advice on training as opposed to Mr 5'5", 170 lbs

The guy took him aside and told Hayden not to listen to me cause I was training the old-fashioned way (3 hour marathons, high volume and basic, free-weight movements). He then starts trying to get the kid into buying a PT session / program off him (about $75), so that he could get the results he wanted . Hayden refuses point-blank and tells them that he wanted to lift with me cause I had a lot more muscle to show for it (not to mention I'm natural).

The conversation got a bit heated and the guy marches off in a huff, muttering about wannabes who think they know shit when they really don't (a reference to me). Later that day, Hayden told me that he got one of his mates to prank call the guy at his gym. His mate calls the gym and the guy answers. The mate says, "Hi there Mr B, I've heard you're a seasoned competitor and are one of the best trainers out there blah, blah, blah. I'm a rank beginner and I was wondering if you could help me reach my goals by supervising my workouts - I'm prepared to pay what you want."

So Mr B goes, "Yeah sure, I can help you with that. What is your goal?" And Hayden told me his mate answered dead straight, "I want to win the Mr Olympia next year" . Mr B goes, "Huh? Say what?" and the kid goes, "You heard me, I want to dethrone Ronnie (this was back in the late 90s) - I willing to do whatever it takes, but I want that title and I want it next year".

Needless to say Mr B nearly choked before the boys roared with laughter and hung up on him, hearing him swear just before the call got cut off. Too bad I wasn't there to see it

[Man of Steel]

chalk is for fags. real men wear gloves.

AHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!

[danielson]

They have a Planet Fitness in Mich?

Two of them. One is in Waterford on Cass and 59. Not sure where the other one is. I fkn hate it, but have been alternating  between there and Ballys.

[Andy Griffin]

Two of them. One is in Waterford on Cass and 59. Not sure where the other one is. I fkn hate it, but have been alternating  between there and Ballys.

If nothing else, you mentioned earlier that you're the "most swole" dude there...that has to be worth something.  I've never, ever, been the "most swole" in any room I've been in.   

[danielson]

If nothing else, you mentioned earlier that you're the "most swole" dude there...that has to be worth something.  I've never, ever, been the "most swole" in any room I've been in.   

It's all 250+ pound women there though.

[Andy Griffin]

It's all 250+ pound women there though.

Valid point...but some of those porkers might have hot sisters and/or friends.  Maybe if you just chatted them up they would hook you up with some hotties.

A longshot, I admit (since fatties seem to travel in herds), but you just never know. 

Of course, the other possibility is to become a "chubby chaser" (I fall into that category).  They're a lot easier to catch (and ditch). 

[nzmusclemonster]

It's all 250+ pound women there though.

More cushion for the pushin' 

[danielson]

Valid point...but some of those porkers might have hot sisters and/or friends.  Maybe if you just chatted them up they would hook you up with some hotties.

A longshot, I admit (since fatties seem to travel in herds), but you just never know. 

Of course, the other possibility is to become a "chubby chaser" (I fall into that category).  They're a lot easier to catch (and ditch). 

The other gym I go to has hot chicks, but I can't be that guy that hits on whores at the gym. I see the black guys doing it, going up to every girl they see and "spitting mad game". I am in and out, got posting to do!

[Andy Griffin]

The other gym I go to has hot chicks, but I can't be that guy that hits on whores at the gym. I see the black guys doing it, going up to every girl they see and "spitting mad game". I am in and out, got posting to do!

I can just see Dr. Cox saying, "Don't be that guy!!!" 

For the benefit of any fellow chubby chasers out there:

www.fatfreeclips.com    Don't act like you don't like it. 


I agree that the purpose of the gym is to get "swole" of course. 

[CalvinH]

Holy crap "I see white people" ,now that I switched gyms.
I was use to all the beaners at my old gym because it was so cheap.now that I switched to a NY sports gym I'm not a minority anymore .but now I understand why everyone makes fun of the under armour warriors.damn gym is full of outta shape people in skin tight shirts

[BigNBloated]

If nothing else, you mentioned earlier that you're the "most swole" dude there...that has to be worth something.  I've never, ever, been the "most swole" in any room I've been in.   

Its Andy Griffith

[Andy Griffin]

Its Andy Griffith

I know my own name, bitch.

[BigNBloated]

I know my own name, bitch.

HAHAHAHA!!  Well the mans image you use is that of Andy Griffith.

[Andy Griffin]

HAHAHAHA!!  Well the mans image you use is that of Andy Griffith.

It's just my gimmick, based on an inside joke (people that mispronounce AG's last name as Griffin instead of Griffith).  The "I know my own name, bitch" response is my standard response when "called out" about my "name"

Also, the "mind-blowing pumps,steroid-like gains" signature is my satiric jab at the ads found in the various fitness magazines.

[BigNBloated]

Yeah I figured it was either a gimmic for that reason, or your gimmic just had some spelling issues so it would end up not being funny because in an effort to make an andy griffith gimmic you created one based on the mispelling of his name because you in fact did not know how to spell it.

I think that makes sense.