MEN - How do you get your idiot wives to quit buying shit at IKEA?

[Archer77]

If I could answer that question not only would I save myself money I would also write a book which would earn me millions.

[Tre]

Find out where these two things went and start using them. 

Bitch made me buy her a big house so there would be 5,000 places to hide them from me! 

[Disgusted]

Bitch made me buy her a big house so there would be 5,000 places to hide them from me! 

   Sounds to me like yor happily married. 

[youandme]

u need some of this


this


bit of this


oh and a bit of space so how about one of these (preferably not from IKEA)


You get the following and IKEA will be nothing but a passing memory.

problem is he bought the damn trunk at ikea and she won't fit

[aussiejosh]

Fucks me my problem is the Mrs wont stop buying fucking hand bags fucking chanel gooci shit every fucking week money has slowed up but she wont get it through he fuckin head thats Its more important to eat and pay a morgage then fuckin have a fancy hand. BACK HANDS ALL ROUND (only kidding)

[Tapeworm]

Domestic discipline

[Stark]

I would never call my girl an idiot, she is awesome.
If my girl would do something wrong, like buying crap from Ikea
it is because she don't know better.

I would just explain to her where she can buy good furniture.
She will understand, and she will go there instead.

Teach her what to do, where to go, how to eat, train etc.
Don't point fingers and blame, try appreciate.

eh?

[gordiano]

I would never call my girl an idiot, she is awesome.
If my girl would do something wrong, like buying crap from Ikea
it is because she don't know better.

I would just explain to her where she can buy good furniture.
She will understand, and she will go there instead.

Teach her what to do, where to go, how to eat, train etc.
Don't point fingers and blame, try appreciate.

Are you married?

[CQ]

Fucks me my problem is the Mrs wont stop buying fucking hand bags fucking chanel gooci shit every fucking week money has slowed up but she wont get it through he fuckin head thats Its more important to eat and pay a morgage then fuckin have a fancy hand. BACK HANDS ALL ROUND (only kidding)

A Chanel bag a week in Australia would cost like $60,000 a year - for the cheapest ones.

She's probably buying knock offs, but if not all these guys have it easy compared to you.

[chaos]

Find out where these two things went and start using them. 

LMFAO......

[wavelength]

If you find something at IKEA you like, it's great, you probably won't find it anywhere else at a better price. However, if you have taste, you will probably not be able to find anything you like at IKEA. The good thing with IKEA is that you can't bargain. You know exactly what you will pay.

[Dos Equis]

I hate that tacky-ass shit!

Fuck'n ay.   

Move to a state that doesn't have this store.   

[aussiejosh]

A Chanel bag a week in Australia would cost like $60,000 a year - for the cheapest ones.

She's probably buying knock offs, but if not all these guys have it easy compared to you.

Yeah they are for the most part knock offs but still highly annoying and needless excess!

[Deicide]

Marriage= Selling yourself into domestic slavery=anyone who has gotten married is a fucking idiot= you get what you deserve.

[Quickerblade]

"You know how we treat hoes, slam em on there back like domino's"