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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2008, 11:13:12 AM »
Didn't Tyson have a pet fully grown Tiger he used to box with ?

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2008, 11:14:42 AM »
Didn't Tyson have a pet fully grown Tiger he used to box with ?


yes and the commander of concentrationcamp mauthausen had a lion who he fed prisoners.  :(

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #27 on: November 03, 2008, 11:24:54 AM »



holy shit! that guy is insane :o
Mike Tyson would smash that lion with a left hook...
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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #28 on: November 03, 2008, 11:38:24 AM »
Mike Tyson would smash that lion with a left hook...
Chris Cormier would take the lion to the ground and out muscle it.

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #29 on: November 03, 2008, 11:45:57 AM »
Chris Cormier would take the lion to the ground and out muscle it.
the average lion weighs 400lbs, Chris Cormier has bench pressed 200lb dumbells, I agree, Chris would make a formidable opponent for the lion.


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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2008, 12:11:16 PM »
A while back some guy lived alone with some Grizzley Bears up north and got some great coverage and publicity in some of the national magazines.  A movie too if I recall correctly.

I believe that they found small remains of him and his girlfriend after one of the Grizzleys had had enough and ate them.

Anyone recall those details?

Sort of a non-related story here but a while back one of Canada's top bodybuilders used to board himself up in a deserted shack and train all winter long. When summer came and the snows melted, he'd step onto the tundra as a new man ready for any northern BB contest!

TRUE STORY! I think Mabel and Perry did the original article.

Yes, I remember that, don't feel sorry for them one big, that may sound sick, but I don't they willingly put themselves in front of those Grizzlys. The aren't called WILD ANIMALS for nothing.

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #31 on: November 03, 2008, 12:52:03 PM »
Fat Triple Cheeseburger...maybe the Lion just ate...
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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2008, 12:56:05 PM »
Chris Cormier would take the lion to the ground and out muscle it.

Hahaha!!! or he'd try to turn it into a g4p session by 'tribbing' with the poor animal

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2008, 01:31:57 PM »
You guys here of that dude who lived on Kodiak Island a few years back? He was drunk and fell down in the middle of the road (a dirt road i guess), there were tons of Bear tracks surrounding him, but he was never touched. The reason why, it was speculated, was because he had tons of beans that night. So he was farting up a storm, and the bears couldn't take the stench... 

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2008, 03:11:02 PM »
They said they didn't have any guns.  That is bullshit cause no one goes out into the wild of Africa without a gun.  They probably had 3 or 4 or them zoomed in on this lion just in case.  But, that guy is a nut.  I have played with lions and tigers before and they are strong and scary as hell cause you really don't know what they are going to do.
Post jpegs of obese women, maybe?  8)

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2008, 04:47:18 PM »
guy is an idiot

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2008, 05:52:58 PM »
Unless you have been inches away from one of these big cats it is really hard to understand how big and scary they are.  A male lion standing on all fours can be almost 6' to the top of his head.  The one I played with was about 5' then when he got on his hind legs he was 8+' tall.  And when the roar you feel the sound inside your body and hitting your skin.  It is unreal in person. 

I know what you mean.  I visited Noah's Lost Ark big cat sanctuary a couple of years ago.  It was very intimidating to be so close to such big cats.  Granted not inches away, but still...The cats were just waking up when I visited, and one of the lions, "Hawk", was patrolling his territory and set about roaring.  This in turn caused the females a few pens down to respond.  The sound just went right through me!  Also I got to be within about say 9 to 10 ft from a grown Bengal tiger.  It was quite unnerving when his attention fixed on me.

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2008, 06:05:24 PM »
I bet he's in South Africa and the only place where you have to be careful of man eating lions in SA is in Kruger national park..
Lion generally dont attack humans unless you try to intimidate them by standing you ground or walking towards them.. That dude's lying down, no threat at all to the lion and since its alone it has no pride to protect.
They know what theyre doing, not realy dumb.

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2008, 06:16:37 PM »
The lion was saying 'Big dude..all the way big dude'
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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2008, 08:59:46 PM »
Lol at formidable opponents.  Yeah, until the lion claws them in half or bites clear through their neck...
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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2008, 09:13:45 PM »
"If the second lion decides to join the proceedings, then Mike's situation would become doubly perilous."

No shit...   ::)

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2008, 10:26:30 PM »
Lol at formidable opponents.  Yeah, until the lion claws them in half or bites clear through their neck...
Monster sense of humor  ::)

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2008, 10:36:21 PM »
very lucky he didnt do that with Ntchwaidumela "he who greets with Fire"



or we all might be viewing scraps of human remains

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2008, 10:50:28 PM »
Lets see him try to steal this Tigers food.....


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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2008, 11:21:00 PM »
Didn't Tyson have a pet fully grown Tiger he used to box with ?


no it was a tiger cub. I believe he gave it away before it became fully grown. There were pics of it about at 80-150 pounds.

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #45 on: November 04, 2008, 06:12:38 AM »
Without wearing a Tapout shirt it's simply to dangerous.

The greatest reply of all time!!!!! lmao

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #46 on: November 04, 2008, 06:29:44 AM »
Lets see him try to steal this Tigers food.....


Here're lions gobbling up a giraffe

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #47 on: November 04, 2008, 10:04:21 AM »
fat dude looked like he smelled bad , this is probably what kept the lion away. the bo just soured the lions stomach. grizzly dude was timothy tredwell.
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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #48 on: November 04, 2008, 10:16:50 AM »



holy shit! that guy is insane :o



Fixed!. this Lion was probably raised in the Zoo. had this been a Lion raised in the Wild, this fatguy would have been consumed at first site. Wild Lion don't fcuking hesitate like that. I'd say this video has been fixed.

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Re: Lion vs Human Staredown
« Reply #49 on: November 04, 2008, 05:03:04 PM »
Didn't Tyson have a pet fully grown Tiger he used to box with ?


Tyson did have a pet tiger that he kept...
and you wonder why this guy went bankrupt.

 :)

True story:

Tyson once took his girlfriend to a zoo, and noticed one of the silverbacks bullying the blackbacks.
Tyson claims he demanded that the zookeeper open the pen so he could, "smash that gorilla's snotbox". 
Of course, the zookeeper did not oblige his request. ;D

Keith must be right; they probably have guns locked and loaded on those lions.
Nevertheless, this guy has balls the size of grapefruits.

No doubt about it.
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