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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2007, 09:17:19 PM »
A man bald from head to toe
thinks of himself as a tennis pro
out with models on dates  ::)
on youtube (with fake weights)
all the test in the world but can't grow
its comin today

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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2007, 03:58:42 AM »
Men may come
and men may go
But when it's time for Nasser to cum,
Bluto and Bigbobs will fight over each other to swallow :-X

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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2007, 05:24:28 AM »
There's a man on this site you can't bother...
or he'll threaten to be banging your mother!
and with a pic from his phone...
he continues to own...
this man, his name, is Squadfather.


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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2007, 05:29:15 AM »
hahahahahaha, we have some talents here....some great poems there.

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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2007, 05:34:38 AM »
No amount of peanut butter and jelly
Can feed Kieth, Mister Get In My Belly



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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2007, 06:38:52 AM »
This is dedicated to my favorite "pros" Billy and Derek....  :-*

With pride he trains - the Billy gunz,
but nothing grows, beside his gums,
he gives it all, he tears it down,
for himself a star, for us a clown,
his pulling hard, he's mean - he's fit,
the pullup bar - is Dereks dick,
a breeze of air, a wig goes flying,
as one injects, his liver's dying,
it's for the fame, it's for the ego,
like Jackson said "I aint a negro",
my life is hot, it's full of drama,
I'm bending steel, in pink pyjamas,
those little trolls they make me pissed,
ignore giant calves and bloody fist,
I scream at god "why do they hate!!!",
The voice of god: "The cock's your fate."
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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2007, 07:27:17 AM »
A Brit who lifted large weights
Was considered the greatest of greats
To Levroney's alarm
With only one arm
Comes the legend of Dorian Yates

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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2007, 07:31:25 AM »
An internet legend named Dave
Dismissed all weight claims with a wave
Whilst typing in "BOOOOOM"
From his grandmother's room
Took a photo in the reflection he gave
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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2007, 07:38:31 AM »
Muscle Asylum came out with a bang
'Get Massive' the ludicrous ads sang
An idea with no brains
Showed a black man in chains
You'd grow faster by just using Tang
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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2007, 07:47:00 AM »
By the hundreds they'd line up by his bed
Of a legendary pimp it is said
Doing them by the dozen
One Hundred buns in the oven
If Ron's wife ever knew, he'd be dead
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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #35 on: November 08, 2007, 07:54:33 AM »
A schmoe by the screen name of Boris
Took photos of big girls like a tourist
He started to flirt
'Til one hiked up her skirt
"Say Hello to my little Penoris'
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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #36 on: November 08, 2007, 08:08:56 AM »
An interviewing fatass jew fuck
Somehow came into some kind of luck
To be paid lots of money
To be obscenely unfunny
Tell me 'How much dick he did suck?'



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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #37 on: November 08, 2007, 08:17:52 AM »
wow you're on a roll, some very good ones there!
tank u jesus

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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #38 on: November 08, 2007, 08:23:29 AM »
DA and Steve Bleckman went up the hill with $1.25
DA came down with $2.50
that fucking hoar!!!!




my apologies to the Dice-man for stealing his poem.

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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #39 on: November 08, 2007, 09:50:15 AM »

there once was a homo named squad
who lived in his grandma's garage
he didnt work out
looked like shit and did pout
when his boyfriend denied him the knob.
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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #40 on: November 08, 2007, 01:20:16 PM »
They chase the dream all the while
hopes of being huge since a child
pedal to the metal, full steam ahead
from the time they wake till they go to bed
with no one telling them that it is not safe
now they indulge in what was suppose to be a taste
ripped to the bone just like daniel puckett
but more like munzer since they both kicked the bucket
sad and true, in death the story goes on till another in berth
Arnold said it best, it is the greatest sport on Earth
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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #41 on: November 08, 2007, 03:21:39 PM »
For bbing you get ready

by going with the as usage heavy.

Even though you're a fat tubber

you post youtube vids with fake plates made of rubber.

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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #42 on: November 08, 2007, 05:35:26 PM »
I scream at god "why do they hate!!!",
The voice of god: "The cock's your fate."
LOL

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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2007, 04:55:46 AM »
They chase the dream all the while
hopes of being huge since a child
pedal to the metal, full steam ahead
from the time they wake till they go to bed
with no one telling them that it is not safe
now they indulge in what was suppose to be a taste
ripped to the bone just like daniel puckett
but more like munzer since they both kicked the bucket
sad and true, in death the story goes on till another in berth
Arnold said it best, it is the greatest sport on Earth


Well done!
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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #44 on: November 09, 2007, 07:28:21 AM »
look over there, at that black fucking bum!
he smells like shit, bee pollen, and cum.
I asked an old man, "who is that scum"?
He said they call him the venomous one.

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Re: Poems about bodybuilders
« Reply #45 on: November 29, 2008, 02:02:53 AM »
TTT.