This is dedicated to my favorite "pros" Billy and Derek....

With pride he trains - the Billy gunz,
but nothing grows, beside his gums,
he gives it all, he tears it down,
for himself a star, for us a clown,
his pulling hard, he's mean - he's fit,
the pullup bar - is Dereks dick,
a breeze of air, a wig goes flying,
as one injects, his liver's dying,
it's for the fame, it's for the ego,
like Jackson said "I aint a negro",
my life is hot, it's full of drama,
I'm bending steel, in pink pyjamas,
those little trolls they make me pissed,
ignore giant calves and bloody fist,
I scream at god "why do they hate!!!",
The voice of god: "The cock's your fate."