you gotta pick your cock off the ground cuz its draggin
You don't buy your girlfriend roses - you buy her clen
When you take your protein shake into the delivery room
... you'll eat all sorts of disgusting shit without hesitation because it'll keep you "nitrogen positive" and when people ask you why on earth you are eating that, you reply "Because I don't want to look like a shit-stuffed-skin-sack like you bitch. Hahaha, owned!" after which you hit your lights out pose and then bugger their secretary.
LOLno pics?