You know you're a bodybuilder when.....

[gtbro1]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I didn't read the whole list...but that one is pretty funny.

[Big N]

you know your a fag when...... you type out a list like this o brother

Sure dude i have a shit load of time on my hands to type something up like that meatball 

[ozman]

Written by a woman ?

[Big N]

Somewhat 

[chrisSwoll]

-you're freaking out b/c it's been 3 1/2 hrs since your last meal and you can't find a good source of protein
-you forget all about your bad day at work after doing your first set
-a good weekend means you hit a personal best at the gym
-people no longer ask you to happy hour b/c they know you're going to workout
-you shave your legs b/c it shows your muscles better

[EL Mariachi]

When you complain to your mom that your butt hurts, from those heavy lunges.

When you start a thread, that was already covered here a year ago.

When you try to deadlift your car.

When you do shrugs, for your driverslicence picture.

When you carry a burrito in your pocket.

[gtbro1]

 When you agree to be poked in the ass,so you can pay for the drugs that you poke in your ass.

[Tapeworm]

... you'll eat all sorts of disgusting shit without hesitation because it'll keep you "nitrogen positive" and when people ask you why on earth you are eating that, you reply "Because I don't want to look like a shit-stuffed-skin-sack like you bitch.  Hahaha, owned!" after which you hit your lights out pose and then bugger their secretary. 

[SuperNatural]

You know you're a bodyubuilder when...... you actually compete in a bodybuilding contest.

[Lurker79]

When you take pictures in low light to show off your "cuts" and post them on Getbig.

When you throw weights around the gym like Branch Warren and yell "yeah buddy" to prove you are "hardcore" training.

[haider]

When you agree to be poked in the ass,so you can pay for the drugs that you poke in your ass.

are u suggesting that bodybuilding revolves around geting poked in the arse? 

[TheEgoCrusher]

Someone asked me what a "good cycle" was the other day at the gym.  I told them I hear Schwin makes a good one.

[Big N]

When you complain to your mom that your butt hurts, from those heavy lunges.

When you start a thread, that was already covered here a year ago.

When you try to deadlift your car.

When you do shrugs, for your driverslicence picture.

When you carry a burrito in your pocket.

lol @ deadlift your car

i've actually tried that with my honda civic

[MCWAY]

- Your meals have numbers instead of names.

- Someone's property get pelted by eggs, and you're saddened, not about the damage done, but for the protein wasted.

- You get angry when someone gives more credit to Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mr. Universe titles than his Mr. Olympia titles.

- The number of times you've seen Pumping Iron is well into the triple digits.

[Colossus_1986]

Someone asked me what a "good cycle" was the other day at the gym.  I told them I hear Schwin makes a good one.

lol

[Man of Steel]

• it hurts to sneeze because you did decline lower
leg raises two days ago and middle tummy
muscles hurt like HECK!
• you can spend extended periods of time lovingly
staring at your emerging bicep
• you can’t walk by a mirror without hitting at
least 3 poses.
• you wish you had Gene Simmons' tongue so that
you could thoroughly clean the inside of your
shaker bottle/blender
• everyone at your work keeps asking "what were
you doing last night" cause your moaning when you
walk, stand up, sit down...
• you see how many plastic bags full of groceries
you can carry in one hand and then wonder what
dumbbell weight that would equate to.
• you go to give blood you look forward to the
nurse complimenting you on how easy it is to find
your veins.
• you look into the next car where the driver has
their hands at 10 and 2 to see if their triceps
are showing (and wonder whether yours do at that
position)...
• you bring MRPs for snacks to the office
• your cardio on the recumbant bike earns Frequent
Flier Miles for you!
• you go to put leftovers in the refrigerator, you
have to move your 16 dozen eggs around to find
room.
• you take the fridge your neighbor offers you and
put it in the garage to hold all the produce, eggs
cartons and chicken breasts!
• the muscleheads at the gym ask where you were
yesterday, and FINALLY stop staring at your
(disappearing) boobs and look at your quads and
biceps instead!
• "routine" no longer means "boring"
• "bodybuilding" and/or "nutrition" are now used
in 98% of your web searches.
• you feel strangely compelled to wear sleeveless
shirts in the middle of winter.
• work your abs while playing with your baby on
the floor
• your 4 year old asks, "mommy, is today free
day?"
• you kick yourself when you walk downstairs and
*don't* feel sore
• it's suddenly not the end of the world when the
closest parking spot to the store is at the far
end of the parking lot
• you can pick up a box of 12-20oz bottles of
water in each hand and wonder why it used to take
2 hands to carry one.
• you walk into the sports store and breathe in
like you used to when you walked into a bakery
• your coworkers wait for you to change the water
bottle and you do it in about 2 seconds and don't
spill a drop. A wink and a smile and you walk
away.... (piece of cake)..also because it is
obvious you are the only one drinking it!
• the "dust" in your house is made up strictly of
protein powder.
• you start admiring the physiques of both women
and men in the gym.
• pain becomes a relative term.
• you cringe when people tell you they are on
Weight Watchers or the Slim Fast (AKA Fat Chance)
Program.
• your lunch cooler is larger than your briefcase.
• protein powder actually starts to taste good
• you purposely leave the gym with sweat still in
your eyes, chalk still on your hands, and blood
still on your shins......... and make it a point
of walking around town that way!
• you purposely hang your bare arm out the car
window in 20-degree weather, just in case there's
anyone in the three-county area who has not seen
your tricep yet.
• you get stuck on the toilet becuse you just had
a awesome leg workout.
• you can't wash your hair because of the
shoulder, bicep, tricep workout you just
completed.


If you have something add it on fellas.....

I stopped reading after the word "tummy" in the 1st bullet point......gayer than a "bimens and trimens" workout with Body by Jake.

[BUCK 65]

WHEN YOU DO 112 .... NOT 113 DEADLIFTS @ 225 LBS 7 THE BRAG ABOUT IT

[kiwiol]

You know you're a bodybuilder when you pump your arms up to their max, take a pic with you doing the 'thumbs up' to try and detract from the fact that you're flexing your arms to the max and then say later on that you took that pic when you weren't pumped or even been to the gym for a few days prior.

[EL Mariachi]

You know you're a bodybuilder when you pump your arms up to their max, take a pic with you doing the 'thumbs up' to try and detract from the fact that you're flexing your arms to the max and then say later on that you took that pic when you weren't pumped or even been to the gym for a few days prior.

i think you re talking about this guy

[mdgkmg]

*you're girlfreind complains that your chest is looking bigger than hers
*you're girlfreind tells you its another 10lbs of muscle or her and you choose the muscle

[240 is Back]

Sure dude i have a shit load of time on my hands to type something up like that meatball 

damn, a Subway meatball sub sounds so good right now.

[Big N]

You know you're a bodybuilder when you pump your arms up to their max, take a pic with you doing the 'thumbs up' to try and detract from the fact that you're flexing your arms to the max and then say later on that you took that pic when you weren't pumped or even been to the gym for a few days prior.

haha hilarious dude 

[Beener]

You don't buy your girlfriend roses - you buy her clen

I've thought about doin this before... Would it be so wrong to slip some clen in her food???

[Big N]

I've thought about doin this before... Would it be so wrong to slip some clen in her food???

lol dude are you tryna get arrested 

[bigkubby]

you gotta pick your cock off the ground cuz its draggin