You know you're a
Pro bodybuilder when.....
* When you don't give a shit about your health
* When your whole identity revolves around being "huge"
* When you've done time
* When it's a struggle to put together a coherent sentence
* When you enter show where you won't see a dime
* When you rather compete, than be present for your child's birth
* When you've developed Palumboism
* When you are implicated in the latest drug raid
* When you're days out form the Olympia, and you are eating BBQ chicken and fries
* When your gut sticks out further than your chest
* When you brag about placing 5th in a shitty 5th tier show, even though you should have been 9th
* When your "sponsor" is the main advertiser of the show you just so happen to go on to win. Oh, BTW, it just so happens you are shooting a video of your contest prep.
* When you go off drugs and shrink to a-buck-eighty, and still cliam to be 250lbs
* When you switch supplement companies, and claim you've used Met-Rx all along.....
* When making it to 45 yrs, is a good long life
* When you cliam to be "nachu-ral at-leet", despite being a walking pharmacy
* When you've posed for gay websites, but feel insulted when gays approach you....
* When you've threatened to beat up half the internet