You know you're a bodybuilder when.....

[Big N]

• it hurts to sneeze because you did decline lower
leg raises two days ago and middle tummy
muscles hurt like HECK!
• you can spend extended periods of time lovingly
staring at your emerging bicep
• you can’t walk by a mirror without hitting at
least 3 poses.
• you wish you had Gene Simmons' tongue so that
you could thoroughly clean the inside of your
shaker bottle/blender
• everyone at your work keeps asking "what were
you doing last night" cause your moaning when you
walk, stand up, sit down...
• you see how many plastic bags full of groceries
you can carry in one hand and then wonder what
dumbbell weight that would equate to.
• you go to give blood you look forward to the
nurse complimenting you on how easy it is to find
your veins.
• you look into the next car where the driver has
their hands at 10 and 2 to see if their triceps
are showing (and wonder whether yours do at that
position)...
• you bring MRPs for snacks to the office
• your cardio on the recumbant bike earns Frequent
Flier Miles for you!
• you go to put leftovers in the refrigerator, you
have to move your 16 dozen eggs around to find
room.
• you take the fridge your neighbor offers you and
put it in the garage to hold all the produce, eggs
cartons and chicken breasts!
• the muscleheads at the gym ask where you were
yesterday, and FINALLY stop staring at your
(disappearing) boobs and look at your quads and
biceps instead!
• "routine" no longer means "boring"
• "bodybuilding" and/or "nutrition" are now used
in 98% of your web searches.
• you feel strangely compelled to wear sleeveless
shirts in the middle of winter.
• work your abs while playing with your baby on
the floor
• your 4 year old asks, "mommy, is today free
day?"
• you kick yourself when you walk downstairs and
*don't* feel sore
• it's suddenly not the end of the world when the
closest parking spot to the store is at the far
end of the parking lot
• you can pick up a box of 12-20oz bottles of
water in each hand and wonder why it used to take
2 hands to carry one.
• you walk into the sports store and breathe in
like you used to when you walked into a bakery
• your coworkers wait for you to change the water
bottle and you do it in about 2 seconds and don't
spill a drop. A wink and a smile and you walk
away.... (piece of cake)..also because it is
obvious you are the only one drinking it!
• the "dust" in your house is made up strictly of
protein powder.
• you start admiring the physiques of both women
and men in the gym.
• pain becomes a relative term.
• you cringe when people tell you they are on
Weight Watchers or the Slim Fast (AKA Fat Chance)
Program.
• your lunch cooler is larger than your briefcase.
• protein powder actually starts to taste good
• you purposely leave the gym with sweat still in
your eyes, chalk still on your hands, and blood
still on your shins......... and make it a point
of walking around town that way!
• you purposely hang your bare arm out the car
window in 20-degree weather, just in case there's
anyone in the three-county area who has not seen
your tricep yet.
• you get stuck on the toilet becuse you just had
a awesome leg workout.
• you can't wash your hair because of the
shoulder, bicep, tricep workout you just
completed.


If you have something add it on fellas.....

[knny187]

A schmoe wants you to oil up....wrestle...& take pictures with them

[Sir William Idol]

• you go to give blood you look forward to the
nurse complimenting you on how easy it is to find
your veins.

i'm sure this has happened to all get biggers since everyone here is "around 10%"

[Petrucci]

*you stop to do things like go to the supermarket walking because that can put you in a 'catabolic state' after all the cardio you already did...
*when someone tells you that you are a little 'fat' you just say 'im in off season'

[Buttsuck]

*you stop to do things like go to the supermarket walking because that can put you in a 'catabolic state' after all the cardio you already did...
*when someone tells you that you are a little 'fat' you just say 'im in off season'

Hahahah are you trying to say 99% of getbig has been in the offseason their entire lives?

[UK Gold]

You don't buy your girlfriend roses - you buy her clen

[rccs]

- when you don't clean up your house because your are very busy eating and resting/sleeping!

[Dingleberry]

When you start stressing out because you left the house and realize you forgot your zip lock baggie of supplements.

[UK Gold]

When you start stressing out because you left the house and realize you forgot your zip lock baggie of supplements.

I did that this morning

[pumpster]

I did that this morning

Did you bring your butt plug with you?

[Mr. Intenseone]

......You can't walk up a flight of stairs without oxygen

......you jump out of bed to run to the toilet then snap a hammy.

......you THINK bodybuilding is a sport and you call yourself an "athlete".

[Sir William Idol]

......You can't walk up a flight of stairs without oxygen

......you jump out of bed to run to the toilet then snap a hammy.

......you THINK bodybuilding is a sport and you call yourself an "athlete".

you know you're a bitter, disillusioned bodybuilder when you write something like this

[Mr. Intenseone]

you know you're a bitter, disillusioned bodybuilder when you write something like this

LOL

[Ozzy]

*You appear in a supplement ad and claim that the product is what caused you to look this way

*You get angry when someone brings up some scandalous pictures of you "posing"

*You pick a fight with someone, tell them where you'll be, see them at the expo, and just sit there

[gtbro1]

You don't buy your girlfriend roses - you buy her clen

OR A STRAP ON    but thats just you,not ALL bodybuilders

[gordiano]

You know you're a Pro bodybuilder when.....

* When you don't give a shit about your health

* When your whole identity revolves around being "huge"

* When you've done time

* When it's a struggle to put together a coherent sentence

* When you enter show where you won't see a dime

* When you rather compete, than be present for your child's birth 

* When you've developed Palumboism

* When you are implicated in the latest drug raid

* When you're days out form the Olympia, and you are eating BBQ chicken and fries

* When your gut sticks out further than your chest

* When you brag about placing 5th in a shitty 5th tier show, even though you should have been 9th

* When your "sponsor" is the main advertiser of the show you just so happen to go on to win. Oh, BTW, it just so happens you are shooting a video of your contest prep.

* When you go off drugs and shrink to a-buck-eighty, and still cliam to be 250lbs

* When you switch supplement companies, and claim you've used Met-Rx all along.....

* When making it to 45 yrs, is a good long life

* When you cliam to be "nachu-ral at-leet", despite being a walking pharmacy

* When you've posed for gay websites, but feel insulted when gays approach you....

* When you've threatened to beat up half the internet

[Eyeball Chambers]

• it hurts to sneeze because you did decline lower
leg raises two days ago and middle tummy
muscles hurt like HECK!
• you can spend extended periods of time lovingly
staring at your emerging bicep
• you can’t walk by a mirror without hitting at
least 3 poses.
• you wish you had Gene Simmons' tongue so that
you could thoroughly clean the inside of your
shaker bottle/blender
• everyone at your work keeps asking "what were
you doing last night" cause your moaning when you
walk, stand up, sit down...
• you see how many plastic bags full of groceries
you can carry in one hand and then wonder what
dumbbell weight that would equate to.
• you go to give blood you look forward to the
nurse complimenting you on how easy it is to find
your veins.
• you look into the next car where the driver has
their hands at 10 and 2 to see if their triceps
are showing (and wonder whether yours do at that
position)...
• you bring MRPs for snacks to the office
• your cardio on the recumbant bike earns Frequent
Flier Miles for you!
• you go to put leftovers in the refrigerator, you
have to move your 16 dozen eggs around to find
room.
• you take the fridge your neighbor offers you and
put it in the garage to hold all the produce, eggs
cartons and chicken breasts!
• the muscleheads at the gym ask where you were
yesterday, and FINALLY stop staring at your
(disappearing) boobs and look at your quads and
biceps instead!
• "routine" no longer means "boring"
• "bodybuilding" and/or "nutrition" are now used
in 98% of your web searches.
• you feel strangely compelled to wear sleeveless
shirts in the middle of winter.
• work your abs while playing with your baby on
the floor
• your 4 year old asks, "mommy, is today free
day?"
• you kick yourself when you walk downstairs and
*don't* feel sore
• it's suddenly not the end of the world when the
closest parking spot to the store is at the far
end of the parking lot
• you can pick up a box of 12-20oz bottles of
water in each hand and wonder why it used to take
2 hands to carry one.
• you walk into the sports store and breathe in
like you used to when you walked into a bakery
• your coworkers wait for you to change the water
bottle and you do it in about 2 seconds and don't
spill a drop. A wink and a smile and you walk
away.... (piece of cake)..also because it is
obvious you are the only one drinking it!
• the "dust" in your house is made up strictly of
protein powder.
• you start admiring the physiques of both women
and men in the gym.
• pain becomes a relative term.
• you cringe when people tell you they are on
Weight Watchers or the Slim Fast (AKA Fat Chance)
Program.
• your lunch cooler is larger than your briefcase.
• protein powder actually starts to taste good
• you purposely leave the gym with sweat still in
your eyes, chalk still on your hands, and blood
still on your shins......... and make it a point
of walking around town that way!
• you purposely hang your bare arm out the car
window in 20-degree weather, just in case there's
anyone in the three-county area who has not seen
your tricep yet.
• you get stuck on the toilet becuse you just had
a awesome leg workout.
• you can't wash your hair because of the
shoulder, bicep, tricep workout you just
completed.


If you have something add it on fellas.....

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[benjamin pearson]

• it hurts to sneeze because you did decline lower
leg raises two days ago and middle tummy
muscles hurt like HECK!
• you can spend extended periods of time lovingly
staring at your emerging bicep
• you can’t walk by a mirror without hitting at
least 3 poses.
• you wish you had Gene Simmons' tongue so that
you could thoroughly clean the inside of your
shaker bottle/blender
• everyone at your work keeps asking "what were
you doing last night" cause your moaning when you
walk, stand up, sit down...
• you see how many plastic bags full of groceries
you can carry in one hand and then wonder what
dumbbell weight that would equate to.
• you go to give blood you look forward to the
nurse complimenting you on how easy it is to find
your veins.
• you look into the next car where the driver has
their hands at 10 and 2 to see if their triceps
are showing (and wonder whether yours do at that
position)...
• you bring MRPs for snacks to the office
• your cardio on the recumbant bike earns Frequent
Flier Miles for you!
• you go to put leftovers in the refrigerator, you
have to move your 16 dozen eggs around to find
room.
• you take the fridge your neighbor offers you and
put it in the garage to hold all the produce, eggs
cartons and chicken breasts!
• the muscleheads at the gym ask where you were
yesterday, and FINALLY stop staring at your
(disappearing) boobs and look at your quads and
biceps instead!
• "routine" no longer means "boring"
• "bodybuilding" and/or "nutrition" are now used
in 98% of your web searches.
• you feel strangely compelled to wear sleeveless
shirts in the middle of winter.
• work your abs while playing with your baby on
the floor
• your 4 year old asks, "mommy, is today free
day?"
• you kick yourself when you walk downstairs and
*don't* feel sore
• it's suddenly not the end of the world when the
closest parking spot to the store is at the far
end of the parking lot
• you can pick up a box of 12-20oz bottles of
water in each hand and wonder why it used to take
2 hands to carry one.
• you walk into the sports store and breathe in
like you used to when you walked into a bakery
• your coworkers wait for you to change the water
bottle and you do it in about 2 seconds and don't
spill a drop. A wink and a smile and you walk
away.... (piece of cake)..also because it is
obvious you are the only one drinking it!
• the "dust" in your house is made up strictly of
protein powder.
• you start admiring the physiques of both women
and men in the gym.
• pain becomes a relative term.
• you cringe when people tell you they are on
Weight Watchers or the Slim Fast (AKA Fat Chance)
Program.
• your lunch cooler is larger than your briefcase.
• protein powder actually starts to taste good
• you purposely leave the gym with sweat still in
your eyes, chalk still on your hands, and blood
still on your shins......... and make it a point
of walking around town that way!
• you purposely hang your bare arm out the car
window in 20-degree weather, just in case there's
anyone in the three-county area who has not seen
your tricep yet.
• you get stuck on the toilet becuse you just had
a awesome leg workout.
• you can't wash your hair because of the
shoulder, bicep, tricep workout you just
completed.


If you have something add it on fellas.....

you know your a fag when...... you type out a list like this o brother

[gh15]

when the 260lb of chunk american is staring at you for a min when you enter a gym,, then go and does cardio or work his midsection for the next hour;)

then you know you are a bodybuilder!

[The True Adonis]

......You can't walk up a flight of stairs without oxygen

......you jump out of bed to run to the toilet then snap a hammy.

......you THINK bodybuilding is a sport and you call yourself an "athlete".

I think you have obesity confused with Bodybuilding.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

You know you are one if you read that whole list. oh brother

[The Squadfather]

You know you are one if you read that whole list. oh brother

are you suggesting that "big Nav" loves the penile tissue, Broad Street?

[BroadStreetBruiser]

are you suggesting that "big Nav" loves the penile tissue, Broad Street?

hahahahaha I think it's safe to assume that if "Big Nav" was alive during the black death he'd have advocated sucking cock as a means of fighting off infection hahahaha

[Mr. Intenseone]

I think you have obesity confused with Bodybuilding.

No, not really!

[Condor]

Nice list!