Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack

[Doug_Steele]

Agreed.  As the shark bit into his flesh he would have smiled and let the creature pull a large chunk out of his arm.  At that point "plazmosis" would have caused the getbiggers arm to regenerate his gaping wound and the shark would then explode due to the plazmosized flesh in it's stomach.  Then the getbigger would have swayed the boat back and forth to create a tsunami that would rip across the ocean scooping up every shark within a 400 mile radius which would dump them onto the beach where the getbigger would slay them one by one with a rusty nail he found lodged in some beachwood.  As a show of dominance, the getbigger would have fucked his wife on top of 5,000 shark carcases to set an example to all the sharks lucky enough to escape the tidalwave.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!  I would never kill a shark due to the fact that i am hoping that they find out why sharks do not go blind or get cancer. Great story though!

[body88]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!  I would never kill a shark due to the fact that i am hoping that they find out why sharks do not go blind or get cancer. Great story though!

Doug, I understand...but the Getbigger.....well, lets just say he wouldn't be as rational as you or I.  Why do you think the worlds tiger population is on the brink of being wiped out forever?  I'll tell you why....20 years ago a getbigger was in the amazon jungle surveying some land for his newest castle.  He was with his Shitzu named epic at the time and while he was off seducing some of the supermodels that he brought with him for moral support,  his dog was attacked!  The getbigger never saw his dog again, but he noticed a large paw print near the scene of the horrific attack.  Plazmosis was still being developed at this point, and the getbigger was testing the volatile agent on himself.  Long story short, this guy was benching 600 lbs raw at the drop of a hat.  No suit, no warm up....nothing.  Aside from being a world champion cagefighter, this getbigger was also known to hunt elephants and other dangerous animals for recreation.  From that day on no tiger was safe.  The getbigger has been killing every tiger he could find with his bare hands and a well practiced neck break.  Just last week he posted about how he was still searching for the tiger that killed his shitzu named epic.  every time I see a tiger skin I think of this getbigger.  I think of the fear the tiger must have felt when he was being slayed by a man in a plazmosis induced rage   

[kiwiol]

What kind of Shark was it? Lemon, Bull or Tiger?

Mudshark

[jtsunami]

Yes, get him an apron!

he prolly has his own stash of them all embroidered with flowers and shit.  HAHAHAHHAHA what an honorary woman, fuckin pansie.

[tbombz]

what if newspaper headlines read like getbig headlines... "wife pulls twink husband from water".... lmao..

[jtsunami]

You really need to stay "Confident" and know your surroundings and "Understand and Respect" the ocean. I have seen Horror and heard more horror stories but the truth is "Respect" her because she can be a bitch when she wants to and have her minions fuck you up quickly if you do not show any respect and "Treat the Ocean like shit". Show respect and know what kind of Sharks are in the area and you should do just fine. I love to surf and someone always gets off their board and pulls our legs out from underneath of us and it gets being attacked off our minds but if it happens, it happens.

x2 this is with most animals, if you just give them their space and don't bother them you arne't going to get attacked unprovoked.

many dumbasses give animals a bad name by not respecting animals.

jt

[jtsunami]

what if newspaper headlines read like getbig headlines... "wife pulls twink husband from water".... lmao..

LOL I am sure that is what most people think they are like what, guy weights 160 pounds, wife is 108 and saves him hahahah what a bitch

[Tre]

Doug, I understand...but the Getbigger.....well, lets just say he wouldn't be as rational as you or I.  Why do you think the worlds tiger population is on the brink of being wiped out forever?  I'll tell you why....20 years ago a getbigger was in the amazon jungle surveying some land for his newest castle.  He was with his Shitzu named epic at the time and while he was off seducing some of the supermodels that he brought with him for moral support,  his dog was attacked!  The getbigger never saw his dog again, but he noticed a large paw print near the scene of the horrific attack.  Plazmosis was still being developed at this point, and the getbigger was testing the volatile agent on himself.  Long story short, this guy was benching 600 lbs raw at the drop of a hat.  No suit, no warm up....nothing.  Aside from being a world champion cagefighter, this getbigger was also known to hunt elephants and other dangerous animals for recreation.  From that day on no tiger was safe.  The getbigger has been killing every tiger he could find with his bare hands and a well practiced neck break.  Just last week he posted about how he was still searching for the tiger that killed his shitzu named epic.  every time I see a tiger skin I think of this getbigger.  I think of the fear the tiger must have felt when he was being slayed by a man in a plazmosis induced rage   

 

[drkaje]

That dude's probably in better shape than JT, LOL!