Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack

[jtsunami]

I have been attacked three times and i am looking to get to South Africa or Australia and go Surfing and see a real shark. I have been diving with whites before but i wanna "FEEL" the intensity of a white. Bull Sharks can be a pain in the ass while diving off of certain reefs but nothing to get worried over. I was laughing at this dude who lost his leg while surfing and this Tiger bumped him and he lost his leg, Blood everywhere and dude was crying in shit when he got out of the hospital.

your a real man!  getbig all the way 

hahah gayer than speedos

x2! 

[Doug_Steele]

lol, only on getbig would a guy be made fun of for not fighting off a shark.

You just FUCKING pull his/her FUCKING gills and they FUCK off!! I was always told to punch them in the nose but it works better if you pull on their gills...TRUST ME on this. I plan on dieing while surfing or Scuba Diving

[webcake]

I have been attacked three times and i am looking to get to South Africa or Australia and go Surfing and see a real shark. I have been diving with whites before but i wanna "FEEL" the intensity of a white. Bull Sharks can be a pain in the ass while diving off of certain reefs but nothing to get worried over. I was laughing at this dude who lost his leg while surfing and this Tiger bumped him and he lost his leg, Blood everywhere and dude was crying in shit when he got out of the hospital.

We have had quite a few shark attacks lately here in Aus. Couple dead i think.

[Doug_Steele]

They are always closing beaches because they see a shark but i am still going surfing...Fuck a big fish. They just bit you and shake you and let you go. That storey irritates me so fuckin much and people always complain about sharks when they actually help the ocean.

[mass 04]

You just FUCKING pull his/her FUCKING gills and they FUCK off!! I was always told to punch them in the nose but it works better if you pull on their gills...TRUST ME on this. I plan on dieing while surfing or Scuba Diving

I don't know, i'd shit myself.

[Doug_Steele]

We have had quite a few shark attacks lately here in Aus. Couple dead i think.

I have always loved Australia and need to head out there and check out your BREAKS because Australia is a great place for surfing. I am not afraid of any FUCKING big fish. If you get in the ocean, you might die, you might not but it would be a fuckin hella good time fending off a 16" or 18" foot White. Australia has good rules to protect Great Whites also and the fine for Killing a Great White is a pretty Hefty fine...last i heard. Australia = great country and a great place to be.

[CARTEL]

They just bit you and shake you and let you go.  

Tell that to all those people who lost arms and legs.

If the shark is big enough, it will shake you until you half your body is gone in few seconds.

[webcake]

I have always loved Australia and need to head out there and check out your BREAKS because Australia is a great place for surfing. I am not afraid of any FUCKING big fish. If you get in the ocean, you might die, you might not but it would be a fuckin hella good time fending off a 16" or 18" foot White. Australia has good rules to protect Great Whites also and the fine for Killing a Great White is a pretty Hefty fine...last i heard. Australia = great country and a great place to be.

Yep, great country, paticularly if you enjoy the outdoors, surfing and nature.....

[Doug_Steele]

I don't know, i'd shit myself.

I have been bitten enough and i see them all the time and i guess i just get used to seeing them down there with me. The ocean is their world but i just share it with them. I talk to them all the fuckin time through my dive mask and my buddies look at me like i am fucking nuts. I really wanna have a encounter while going through a kelp bed like in Jaws 2.

[Tapeworm]

It should have bit his balls off.

[webcake]

It should have bit his balls off.

I'd say his balls were removed quite some time ago.....

[jtsunami]

You just FUCKING pull his/her FUCKING gills and they FUCK off!! I was always told to punch them in the nose but it works better if you pull on their gills...TRUST ME on this. I plan on dieing while surfing or Scuba Diving

x2 Nasser was attacked the other day too, killed the fucking shark, I bet it was a great white too about 20 feet or so, no problem, pussies I tell ya.

I'd say his balls were removed quite some time ago.....

bwhwhahahhahhwhwahahwhaw hwhah

[webcake]

x2 Nasser was attacked the other day too, killed the fucking shark, I bet it was a great white too about 20 feet or so, no problem, pussies I tell ya.

 

I hope Nasser is ok. I'm sure he is though. 300lbs with abs, endless money and movie star good looks would kill any creature.

[Doug_Steele]

Tell that to all those people who lost arms and legs.

If the shark is big enough, it will shake you until you half your body is gone in few seconds.

I have told that to a few people who have lost a arm, leg or both legs but i guess Karma will come back and get me. Yes, i have seen someone die before while the Bull shark bit a guy and kept him underwater and bit a major artery and he died right there in the ocean and his body came to the shore a few days later and it was all chewed up but that is the risk that you take while being in the ocean.

People think that Surfing is a "TWINK" sport but i have had my fair share of encounters with fuckin Tiger Sharks while in Hawaii. I love the waves and we all know that we can lose a Leg, Arm, both and even our lives but fuck it, we have fun and if we die doing what we love, so be it.

[Tapeworm]

I'd say his balls were removed quite some time ago.....

Yes, get him an apron!

[webcake]

Yes, get him an apron!

Haha yes, gayer than baking bread.

[Heywood]

I have been bitten enough and i see them all the time and i guess i just get used to seeing them down there with me. The ocean is their world but i just share it with them. I talk to them all the fuckin time through my dive mask and my buddies look at me like i am fucking nuts. I really wanna have a encounter while going through a kelp bed like in Jaws 2.

Are you the Mike Nelson of the bodybuilding world?  (Nelson carried a "shark rifle" in his boat).

Seriously, how prevalent is finding sharks when you are diving?  Is there a particular depth when you find a lot of them? 

[Tapeworm]

Haha yes, gayer than baking bread.

No pink cupcake for you! 

[webcake]

No pink cupcake for you! 

Shit 

[Doug_Steele]

Are you the Mike Nelson of the bodybuilding world?  (Nelson carried a "shark rifle" in his boat).

Seriously, how prevalent is finding sharks when you are diving?  Is there a particular depth when you find a lot of them? 

Yes, i see them all the time. It depends on how far we are out on the ocean and diving. I have seen Horn's, Tiger's, Hammerhead's, Lemon's, Bull's, Blue's, Carribean Reef Sharks, Oceanic White Tip/Black Tip's, Nurse's and they do no harm at all, Mako's which are a pain in my ass, Thresher's when i am on the east coast but i just watch out for their tails and i have been to Australia and South Africa and dove with the Whites but i was in a cage and i am not sure that counts but that was the rules.

[Heywood]

Yes, i see them all the time. It depends on how far we are out on the ocean and diving. I have seen Horn's, Tiger's, Hammerhead's, Lemon's, Bull's, Blue's, Carribean Reef Sharks, Oceanic White Tip/Black Tip's, Nurse's and they do no harm at all, Mako's which are a pain in my ass, Thresher's when i am on the east coast but i just watch out for their tails and i have been to Australia and South Africa and dove with the Whites but i was in a cage and i am not sure that counts but that was the rules.

I agree to some extent.  The divers I've spoken to and read about are not bothered by sharks.  I assume it's knowing what not to do when confronted.  Some divers even seek them out.

[Dballn247]

A true getbigger would have killed the shark with has barehands, fucked his wife on the beach and then ate the shark for dinner (high protein and cartilage).

[Doug_Steele]

I agree to some extent.  The divers I've spoken to and read about are not bothered by sharks.  I assume it's knowing what not to do when confronted.  Some divers even seek them out.

I do seek them out but i have dealing with them for 15 years + My buddie let me try on his diving suit that is made out of Rings and i let a Blue and a Lemon Shark go to town but even those suits still leave a hella of a bruise and their teeth will still cut through. Sharks have a strong ass grip and that suit proved it but i also have the bite marks on my waist, Back and Calf. Still counting!!

[body88]

A true getbigger would have killed the shark with has barehands, fucked his wife on the beach and then ate the shark for dinner (high protein and cartilage).

Agreed.  As the shark bit into his flesh he would have smiled and let the creature pull a large chunk out of his arm.  At that point "plazmosis" would have caused the getbiggers arm to regenerate the gaping wound, and the shark would then explode due to the plazmosized flesh in it's stomach.  Then the getbigger would have swayed the boat back and forth to create a tsunami that would rip across the ocean scooping up every shark within a 400 mile radius dumping them onto the beach where the getbigger would slay them one by one with a rusty nail he found lodged in some beachwood.  As a show of dominance, the getbigger would have fucked his wife on top of 5,000 shark carcases to set an example to all the sharks lucky enough to escape the tidalwave.

[Doug_Steele]

You really need to stay "Confident" and know your surroundings and "Understand and Respect" the ocean. I have seen Horror and heard more horror stories but the truth is "Respect" her because she can be a bitch when she wants to and have her minions fuck you up quickly if you do not show any respect and "Treat the Ocean like shit". Show respect and know what kind of Sharks are in the area and you should do just fine. I love to surf and someone always gets off their board and pulls our legs out from underneath of us and it gets being attacked off our minds but if it happens, it happens.