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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2009, 08:21:43 AM »
Quote from: StickStickly on May 27, 2009, 07:15:57 AM
Keith Jones is so fat that he is actually stuck in time out  ;D

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2009, 11:38:51 AM »
Quote from: StickStickly on May 27, 2009, 07:15:57 AM
Keith Jones is so fat that he is actually stuck in time out  ;D


The good news is if he's stuck in the door Yaroni can't throw any of the rest of us in there until Keith loses a few pounds and un-sticks himself.
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2009, 11:40:51 AM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 27, 2009, 11:38:51 AM

The good news is if he's stuck in the door Yaroni can't throw any of the rest of us in there until Keith loses a few pounds and un-sticks himself.

If the bars at the jail where coated in High Fructose Corn syrup keith could easily break out of time-out...My other accounts died in that place.. ;D
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2009, 11:42:33 AM »
OnlyMen is currently stationed on his island fortress in the Caribbean with Sly Stallone, Arnold, Ali and a host of other celebrities from the 70s and 80s. He wants to know that despite being 800 pounds, he's better than all of you, you'll always be jealous and you'll never accomplish even 1/8th of what he has in life.
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2009, 11:45:07 AM »
In honor of the fat man.
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2009, 11:56:16 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on May 27, 2009, 08:02:08 AM
haha you guys make me laugh. Listen son, what have you done with your life. It must suck to be you haha. Ive done thngs you can only imagine faceless pussy haha. You wish you had my life haha. I may be fat now haha but i once wiped the sweat off of David Pauls forehead in 1979 haha. Have you done that? haha I once arm wrestled Martin Mull in 1983, have you?haha Keep haha talking haha shit haha.
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2009, 12:20:28 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on May 27, 2009, 11:45:07 AM
In honor of the fat man.




Is that Jonesey from Police Academy sitting there next to Keith?  :D
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2009, 12:27:46 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 27, 2009, 12:20:28 PM

Is that Jonesey from Police Academy sitting there next to Keith?  :D

Who else could it possibly be?
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2009, 12:28:56 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on May 27, 2009, 12:27:46 PM
Who else could it possibly be?


Wiggs?
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2009, 12:32:22 PM »
if you look up fat in a dictionary you'll find a picture of him
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2009, 05:26:31 PM »
Who the hell is Keith Jones? ???
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2009, 05:28:08 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 27, 2009, 05:26:31 PM
Who the hell is Keith Jones? ???


You're kidding, right?




You must not be a 1970's/80's B-list Hollywood type, otherwise you'd have him on speed-dial.
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2009, 05:28:11 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 27, 2009, 05:26:31 PM
Who the hell is Keith Jones? ???
noob!
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2009, 05:34:40 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 27, 2009, 05:28:08 PM

You're kidding, right?




You must not be a 1970's/80's B-list Hollywood type, otherwise you'd have him on speed-dial.

Mr Goat do you have a pic you can post? I dont have him on speed dial..
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2009, 06:42:10 PM »
 :D


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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2009, 07:33:26 PM »
RON!


How 'bout freeing fat-boy?  Don't you think he's suffered enough?
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2009, 10:04:48 PM »
Damn you guys are cruel  :D

Does the fact that keith sat next to  Jonesey from Police Academy mean nothing to you?
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2009, 10:06:34 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 27, 2009, 05:28:08 PM

You're kidding, right?




You must not be a 1970's/80'sf-list Hollywood type, otherwise you'd have him on speed-dial.
Correction
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #43 on: May 27, 2009, 11:20:19 PM »
Onlyme is soooooooooo fat that the first thing a woman says after she kisses him is, "I can't believe it's not butter!"
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2009, 11:26:00 PM »
Quote from: Mars on May 27, 2009, 07:38:06 AM
keith is so fat that when the word fat is used in magazines he gets paid a percentage.

Quote from: StickStickly on May 27, 2009, 07:15:57 AM
Keith Jones is so fat that he is actually stuck in time out  ;D


rotflmao!

holy shit!

as much as everyone busts his balls, i like the guy.

ron, let him out already, ffs.
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #45 on: May 28, 2009, 06:29:26 AM »
i miss onlyme but not his spam
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #46 on: May 28, 2009, 08:23:38 AM »
What did he do to get put in timeout ?!
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Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
« Reply #47 on: May 28, 2009, 08:25:30 AM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on May 28, 2009, 08:23:38 AM
What did he do to get put in timeout ?!



He ate Ron's orange chicken last time they met up at a show.



DON'T mess with the big man's orange chicken!
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