Author Topic: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he?? (Read 3871 times)

travisma · « **on:** May 27, 2009, 05:26:40 AM »

Hey Keith, where the hell are you? I have tried emailing u but they all keep bouncing back.

U know exactly why I am emailing you and I would like to sort this out immediately.

webcake · « **Reply #1 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:33:55 AM »

He is in timeout.

the anabolic mon · « **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:34:58 AM »

Quote from: travisma on May 27, 2009, 05:26:40 AM

Hey Keith, where the hell are you? I have tried emailing u but they all keep bouncing back.

U know exactly why I am emailing you and I would like to sort this out immediately.

You sound like someone who knows Keith very well. So, what's the story?

tendonitis · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:51:53 AM »

he's stuck inside a dunkin donuts store, he fit through the door when he went in but he ate so many donuts he no longer can

word from the inside is the employees are already sick of his b-celebrity name dropping

ironneck · « **Reply #4 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:55:09 AM »

he's so fat he works in tibet as a statue

travisma · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:14:00 AM »

Well I have four different email addresses for him and all of them are bouncing back over the last few weeks. I had been speaking to him via getbig but now I have no way to get in contact with him to sort out a problem.

Anyone know him personally that can get in contact with him?

webcake · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:16:05 AM »

Quote from: travisma on May 27, 2009, 06:14:00 AM

Well I have four different email addresses for him and all of them are bouncing back over the last few weeks. I had been speaking to him via getbig but now I have no way to get in contact with him to sort out a problem.

Anyone know him personally that can get in contact with him?

Jonesy from police academy would surely know where Keith is. They once sat next to each other at a charity event.

Mars · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:20:00 AM »

elite_lifter · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:27:47 AM »

^^^^ posterboys for the business

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:41:01 AM »

Keith Jones is inmate #00001 in Ze Fatcentration Camps.

His lack of willpower sickens me!

nicky.smth · « **Reply #10 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:52:47 AM »

Quote from: webcke on May 27, 2009, 06:16:05 AM

Jonesy from police academy would surely know where Keith is. They once sat next to each other at a charity event.

what about the time Keith had crumpets with the queen of England?

webcake · « **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:55:05 AM »

Quote from: nicky.smth on May 27, 2009, 06:52:47 AM

what about the time Keith had crumpets with the queen of England?

No, no.........the queen had crumpets with Keith.

OneManGang · « **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:12:32 AM »

Keith is so fat that if he wears a raincoat people think he is a taxi

StickStickly · « **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:15:57 AM »

Keith Jones is so fat that he is actually stuck in time out

ironneck · « **Reply #14 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:17:48 AM »

keith is so fat he uses the old xbox as a gameboy

Mars · « **Reply #15 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:18:25 AM »

keith is so fat hes skinny again.

ironneck · « **Reply #16 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:19:10 AM »

Quote from: Mars on May 27, 2009, 07:18:25 AM

keith is so fat hes skinny again.

hey mara barca is gonna guck manu today right?

Mars · « **Reply #17 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:21:27 AM »

keith is so fat that when he stepped on the scale it said "to be continued.."

ironneck · « **Reply #18 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:22:35 AM »

Quote from: Mars on May 27, 2009, 07:21:27 AM

keith is so fat that when he stepped on the scale it said "to be continued.."

keith is so fat he has his own moon and sun

Mars · « **Reply #19 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:38:06 AM »

keith is so fat that when the word fat is used in magazines he gets paid a percentage.

affeman · « **Reply #20 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:56:00 AM »

Keith is so fat that he had a massive heartattack and won't recover.

StickStickly · « **Reply #21 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:57:52 AM »

Quote from: affeman on May 27, 2009, 07:56:00 AM

Keith is so fat that he had a massive heartattack and won't recover.

"Fuck you, i'll make a bet. My bill of health up against yours anytime. My blood pressure is perfect and i have great cholesterol. Common affeman... awww whats the matter? You don't have any money because you aren't as succesful, rich, and famous as me?"

mass 04 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 27, 2009, 08:02:08 AM »

haha you guys make me laugh. Listen son, what have you done with your life. It must suck to be you haha. Ive done thngs you can only imagine faceless pussy haha. You wish you had my life haha. I may be fat now haha but i once wiped the sweat off of David Pauls forehead in 1979 haha. Have you done that? haha I once arm wrestled Martin Mull in 1983, have you?haha Keep haha talking haha shit haha.

affeman · « **Reply #23 on:** May 27, 2009, 08:12:15 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on May 27, 2009, 08:02:08 AM

haha you guys make me laugh. Listen son, what have you done with your life. It must suck to be you haha. Ive done thngs you can only imagine faceless pussy haha. You wish you had my life haha. I may be fat now haha but i once wiped the sweat off of David Pauls forehead in 1979 haha. Have you done that? haha I once arm wrestled Martin Mull in 1983, have you?haha Keep haha talking haha shit haha.

LOL Keep going

PJim · « **Reply #24 on:** May 27, 2009, 08:20:41 AM »

Someone post that weird flash movie thing of Onlyme with the two pandas or whatever they were, I think Kiwiol might of made it.