The Ultimate Woman?

[Hulkotron]

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[The_Punisher]

Is her asshole bleached?  That's not as important as a crippling fear that you'll leave her the moment she doesn't obey your every whim, but sometimes those dirty blondes could really use a balloon knot bleaching.  
I don't know if it's because their skin is full-on-blonde pale but their hair is still sort of brown, or what?  Either way, it's always a real shitty surprise to peel the gap on some dirty blonde trim and have it look like she stamped a 3 inch circle around her shit-chute with brown eyeliner.  

It just takes your mind off the task at hand.  Obviously it's not shit stains or general uncleanliness, but somehow that darkened, thickened skin color/texture that you see in fat people's armpits when they wave at someone is wrapped around her rusty starfish?

I'd have to take a color darkness sample with me for comparison before I thought about calling her the ultimate woman.  You know what, it's too much work.  I don't like labels anyway.  
I think she's a fine woman and would like to see her naked.

Bwhahahaahhah........the Ultimate Women are described in the book of Proverbs

[ShipSekki]

define it then?



for your information peeps, ultimate, absolute, doesnt exist. Everything is relative. If you re looking for the absolute you re never going to find it cause it doesnt exist, and you will always be frustrated.

Nothing is absolute. Whatever seems "perfect", "absolute", will bore you to death after a while.

 I don't like the type of woman who acts crude and manly. Kinda acts like a bull-dyke, but is a straight woman. That's how most American women are these days.

 I like a woman who is feminine, beautiful and soft. Not macho, butch and rough.

[RJ DRIVER]

Only if sh does anal.

[lesaucer]

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all kleenex, make up and padded bras, bro. id still hit it in the pooper tho.