Is her asshole bleached? That's not as important as a crippling fear that you'll leave her the moment she doesn't obey your every whim, but sometimes those dirty blondes could really use a balloon knot bleaching.
I don't know if it's because their skin is full-on-blonde pale but their hair is still sort of brown, or what? Either way, it's always a real shitty surprise to peel the gap on some dirty blonde trim and have it look like she stamped a 3 inch circle around her shit-chute with brown eyeliner.
It just takes your mind off the task at hand. Obviously it's not shit stains or general uncleanliness, but somehow that darkened, thickened skin color/texture that you see in fat people's armpits when they wave at someone is wrapped around her rusty starfish?
I'd have to take a color darkness sample with me for comparison before I thought about calling her the ultimate woman. You know what, it's too much work. I don't like labels anyway.
I think she's a fine woman and would like to see her naked.
