Have other site open or newspaper at your desk to read while waiting as you try to move between boards or post.
Wake up, open Getbig, click on Boards/Forum, wait for page to load. Make bed, put on workout clothes, play with dogs. Check computer. "Network timeout." Refresh page. Wait for page to load, take dump. Check computer. Success! Click on "Gossip and Opinions," wait for page to load. Make oatmeal and protein powder, give dogs a treat, check computer. Success! G&O page has loaded. While eating oatmeal, scan G&O threads, want to click open several, but force yourself to choose carefully as this could be your only chance to get one to open. Scan over the thread titles and thread starters; click on one by Tapeworm, kiwiol or NaturalWonder83. Receive "Hang on Tight" message. Refresh Page. Wait for page to load, Brush teeth, put on tennis shoes. Check computer. "Network timeout." Refresh page. Open carefully chosen thread, want to reply as you are one of the funniest guys on here. Click reply. Wait for page to load. Wait for page to load. Wait for page to load. Log off and go to gym.
