How to post on Getbig

[Butterbean]

 
 
 
Wake up,  open Getbig, click on Boards/Forum, wait for page to load.
 
Make bed, put on workout clothes, play with dogs.
 
Check computer.  "Network timeout."   Refresh page. 
 
Wait for page to load, take dump.
 
Check computer.  Success!  Click on "Gossip and Opinions," wait for page to load.
 
Make oatmeal and protein powder, give dogs a treat, check computer.
 
Success!  G&O page has loaded. 
 
While eating oatmeal, scan G&O threads, want to click open several, but force yourself to choose carefully as this could be your only chance to get one to open.
 
Scan over the thread titles and thread starters; click on one by Tapeworm, kiwiol or NaturalWonder83.  Receive "Hang on Tight" message.  Refresh Page.
 
Wait for page to load, Brush teeth, put on tennis shoes.
 
Check computer.  "Network timeout."  Refresh page.
 
Open carefully chosen thread, want to reply as you are one of the funniest guys on here.  Click reply.
 
Wait for page to load.  Wait for page to load. Wait for page to load.
 
Log off and go to gym.

[Mr Nobody]

You must have posted this yesterday it's just now arriving.

[Coach is Back!]

You must have posted this yesterday it's just now arriving.

LOL...truth!

[Butterbean]

I've been trying to post it during lunch and ended up w/4 identical threads... just FYI for the others that this is happening to, you can remove your own threads now.

[JOHN MATRIX]

 
 
Wake up,  open Getbig, click on Boards/Forum, wait for page to load.
 
Make bed, put on workout clothes, play with dogs.
 
Check computer.  "Network timeout."   Refresh page. 
 
Wait for page to load, take dump.
 
Check computer.  Success!  Click on "Gossip and Opinions," wait for page to load.
 
Make oatmeal and protein powder, give dogs a treat, check computer.
 
Success!  G&O page has loaded. 
 
While eating oatmeal, scan G&O threads, want to click open several, but force yourself to choose carefully as this could be your only chance to get one to open.
 
Scan over the thread titles and thread starters; click on one by Tapeworm, kiwiol or NaturalWonder83.  Receive "Hang on Tight" message.  Refresh Page.
 
Wait for page to load, Brush teeth, put on tennis shoes.
 
Check computer.  "Network timeout."  Refresh page.
 
Open carefully chosen thread, want to reply as you are one of the funniest guys on here.  Click reply.
 
Wait for page to load.  Wait for page to load. Wait for page to load.
 
Log off and go to gym.

girls arent supposed to poop, stella.

[Mr Nobody]

I've been trying to post it during lunch and ended up w/4 identical threads... just FYI for the others that this is happening to, you can remove your own threads now.

Damn this is causing me extra work I'm goning to have to submit in overtime pay to Ron.

[Butterbean]

girls arent supposed to poop, stella.

I covered that part with this:

 
 
Open carefully chosen thread, want to reply as you are one of the funniest guys on here. 

 

[CalvinH]

 
 
Wake up,  open Getbig, click on Boards/Forum, wait for page to load.
 
Make bed, put on workout clothes, play with dogs.
 
Check computer.  "Network timeout."   Refresh page. 
 
Wait for page to load, take dump.
 
Check computer.  Success!  Click on "Gossip and Opinions," wait for page to load.
 
Make oatmeal and protein powder, give dogs a treat, check computer.
 
Success!  G&O page has loaded. 
 
While eating oatmeal, scan G&O threads, want to click open several, but force yourself to choose carefully as this could be your only chance to get one to open.
 
Scan over the thread titles and thread starters; click on one by Tapeworm, kiwiol or NaturalWonder83.  Receive "Hang on Tight" message.  Refresh Page.
 
Wait for page to load, Brush teeth, put on tennis shoes.
 
Check computer.  "Network timeout."  Refresh page.
 
Open carefully chosen thread, want to reply as you are one of the funniest guys on here.  Click reply.
 
Wait for page to load.  Wait for page to load. Wait for page to load.
 
Log off and go to gym.

Why didn't you just go get a pedicure? that would of given you all day for GB to load.

[Butterbean]

Why didn't you just go get a pedicure? that would of given you all day for GB to load.

hahahahhaha!

[newmom]

haha STella

[tendonitis]

hilarious!   and so true

[funk51]

 
 
Wake up,  open Getbig, click on Boards/Forum, wait for page to load.
 
Make bed, put on workout clothes, play with dogs.
 
Check computer.  "Network timeout."   Refresh page. 
 
Wait for page to load, take dump.   
Check computer.  Success!  Click on "Gossip and Opinions," wait for page to load.
 
Make oatmeal and protein powder, give dogs a treat, check computer.
 
Success!  G&O page has loaded. 
 
While eating oatmeal, scan G&O threads, want to click open several, but force yourself to choose carefully as this could be your only chance to get one to open.
 
Scan over the thread titles and thread starters; click on one by Tapeworm, kiwiol or NaturalWonder83.  Receive "Hang on Tight" message.  Refresh Page.
 
Wait for page to load, Brush teeth, put on tennis shoes.
 
Check computer.  "Network timeout."  Refresh page.
 
Open carefully chosen thread, want to reply as you are one of the funniest guys on here.  Click reply.
 
Wait for page to load.  Wait for page to load. Wait for page to load.
 
Log off and go to gym.

                       i did a system restore on my computer now it seemed to pick up speed.

[Tapeworm]

This thread deserves

[NaturalWonder83]

cool thanks stella

[bodybuilder1234]

 
 
Wake up,  open Getbig, click on Boards/Forum, wait for page to load.
 
Make bed, put on workout clothes, play with dogs.
 
Check computer.  "Network timeout."   Refresh page. 
 
Wait for page to load, take dump.
 
Check computer.  Success!  Click on "Gossip and Opinions," wait for page to load.
 
Make oatmeal and protein powder Eat Icecream and krispe kreme dougnuts, give dogs a treat, check computer.
 
Success!  G&O page has loaded. 
 
While eating oatmeal Icecream, scan G&O threads, want to click open several, but force yourself to choose carefully as this could be your only chance to get one to open.
 

fixed
Wavelenght/TA approved

[titusisback]

Don't forget:

Type message. Copy it in the clipboard so that you don't have to re-type it when the site crashes. Submit it.

"warning, someone else has replied to this thread. You may want to verify before posting your message"

Re-submit

Computer hangs for 3 minutes.

"warning, someone else has replied to this thread. You may want to verify before posting your message"

Re-submit (damn it, I want my message posted, I don't give a F if someone posted while I was waiting!!)

Computer hangs for 3 minutes.

"warning, someone else has replied to this thread. You may want to verify before posting your message"

Re-submit, god damn it!!!

Computer hangs indefinetily.

Fuck it, I'm going back to G&O homepage!!

The message you tried to post appears on the list of recently posted messages... 

[SgtSpar]

Don't forget:

Type message. Copy it in the clipboard so that you don't have to re-type it when the site crashes. Submit it.

"warning, someone else has replied to this thread. You may want to verify before posting your message"

Re-submit

Computer hangs for 3 minutes.

"warning, someone else has replied to this thread. You may want to verify before posting your message"

Re-submit (damn it, I want my message posted, I don't give a F if someone posted while I was waiting!!)

Computer hangs for 3 minutes.

"warning, someone else has replied to this thread. You may want to verify before posting your message"

Re-submit, god damn it!!!

Computer hangs indefinetily.

Fuck it, I'm going back to G&O homepage!!

The message you tried to post appears on the list of recently posted messages... 

I laughed so hard I cried at this.  Stella's post too.  And how weird is it that after reading that entire post of Stella's, my first thought was the same as Matrix.  No woman I know shits.

[Butterbean]

Don't forget:

Type message. Copy it in the clipboard so that you don't have to re-type it when the site crashes. Submit it.

"warning, someone else has replied to this thread. You may want to verify before posting your message"

Re-submit

Computer hangs for 3 minutes.

"warning, someone else has replied to this thread. You may want to verify before posting your message"

Re-submit (damn it, I want my message posted, I don't give a F if someone posted while I was waiting!!)

Computer hangs for 3 minutes.

"warning, someone else has replied to this thread. You may want to verify before posting your message"

Re-submit, damn it!!!

Computer hangs indefinetily.

Fuck it, I'm going back to G&O homepage!!

The message you tried to post appears on the list of recently posted messages... 

hahahahha!

[The Showstoppa]

This was just posted on June 10th and it just arrived to me....

[Playboy]

 
 
Wake up,  open Getbig, click on Boards/Forum, wait for page to load.
 
Make bed, put on workout clothes, play with dogs.
 
Check computer.  "Network timeout."   Refresh page. 
 
Wait for page to load, take dump.
 
Check computer.  Success!  Click on "Gossip and Opinions," wait for page to load.
 
Make oatmeal and protein powder, give dogs a treat, check computer.
 
Success!  G&O page has loaded. 
 
While eating oatmeal, scan G&O threads, want to click open several, but force yourself to choose carefully as this could be your only chance to get one to open.
 
Scan over the thread titles and thread starters; click on one by Tapeworm, kiwiol or NaturalWonder83.  Receive "Hang on Tight" message.  Refresh Page.
 
Wait for page to load, Brush teeth, put on tennis shoes.
 
Check computer.  "Network timeout."  Refresh page.
 
Open carefully chosen thread, want to reply as you are one of the funniest guys on here.  Click reply.
 
Wait for page to load.  Wait for page to load. Wait for page to load.
 
Log off and go to gym.

You forgot to also claim that you can bench 525 clean and break a German Shepards back in half with you Herculean strength.

[Master Blaster]

Reported to moderator

[Nirvana]

Oops! there appears to be a broken link

try a google search

[disturbia]

life on getbig

[~UN_$ung~]

ron must get a good laugh at all our expense..........its amazing how much shit people are willing to take and still come back for more.


i mean, if logic prevailed.........someon e would recognize that ron is serving up a vastly inferior and subpar product here.............come out with a better product, and people would migrate there.


thats if LOGIC prevailed............... .but this is getbig



instead we all just sit here like assholes waiting 25 minutes for one single fucking post to go through, and on, and on, AND ON...............






im starting to think that ron is doing a social experiment, to see how much people would be willing to take, and still stay here.................i mean, there is no logical  reason for a software issue to last months and months, one call to the web guy, server upgrade, BOOM............it should not have taken longer then a day, and it doesnt on ANY other site

thats why i think this has to be intended..............to see how low the service could be, while still retaining your membership.............. .the answer is probably a lot lower, cause we all just sit here like lemmings

[SF1900]

ron must get a good laugh at all our expense..........its amazing how much shit people are willing to take and still come back for more.


i mean, if logic prevailed.........someon e would recognize that ron is serving up a vastly inferior and subpar product here.............come out with a better product, and people would migrate there.


thats if LOGIC prevailed............... .but this is getbig



instead we all just sit here like assholes waiting 25 minutes for one single fucking post to go through, and on, and on, AND ON...............






im starting to think that ron is doing a social experiment, to see how much people would be willing to take, and still stay here.................i mean, there is no logical  reason for a software issue to last months and months, one call to the web guy, server upgrade, BOOM............it should not have taken longer then a day, and it doesnt on ANY other site

thats why i think this has to be intended..............to see how low the service could be, while still retaining your membership.............. .the answer is probably a lot lower, cause we all just sit here like lemmings

Yes, but when that 1 single post goes through, its blissful  Its almost like reaching your final destination after a long journey