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Dr Dutch

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #75 on: March 05, 2012, 06:27:14 AM »
"My whole family uses this bed to shit and die in..."
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illwill

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #76 on: March 05, 2012, 06:33:31 AM »
Your pussy is tighter than your butt hole
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #77 on: March 05, 2012, 07:21:43 AM »
Holy crap! Did you already have kids?
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illwill

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #78 on: March 05, 2012, 07:42:12 AM »
Did you step on dog shit or something?
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #79 on: March 05, 2012, 07:52:45 AM »
Quote from: dyslexic on March 05, 2012, 07:21:43 AM
Holy crap! Did you already have kids?


Cause I think I just gave you one.  The condom broke.
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #80 on: March 05, 2012, 10:47:40 PM »
"Say hello to my little friend!" ;D
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #81 on: March 05, 2012, 10:48:39 PM »
Quote from: Archer77 on March 01, 2012, 12:38:33 AM
Grandma died on this bed.

That is some fuked up shit LOL!
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Radical Plato

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #82 on: March 06, 2012, 06:45:03 AM »
Quote from: Griffith on March 05, 2012, 04:17:57 AM
Act dead.
Seriously Laughing hard - thats a good one



UPDATE: Seriously, I have never laughed so hard at just two words - Act Dead - I love that - this is classic material!
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #83 on: March 06, 2012, 07:13:12 AM »
We need to work on your gag reflex...
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #84 on: March 06, 2012, 07:15:03 AM »
do you want to see me guestpose?
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