Author Topic: Things NOT to say during sex... (Read 9121 times)

garebear · « **on:** February 29, 2012, 07:11:08 PM »

You're good enough to do this for a living.

So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies.

Did I tell you Aunt Martha died in this bed?

You're almost as good as my ex.

When is this supposed to start to feel good?

This would be fun with a few more people.

When would you like to meet my parents?

My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer.

How long do you plan to be "almost there"?

tbombz · « **Reply #1 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:18:38 PM »

do you think im ugly ?

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #2 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:20:55 PM »

loose

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #3 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:21:56 PM »

flare up

makaveli25 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:23:02 PM »

Wrong hole fool

johnnynoname · « **Reply #5 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:23:22 PM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on February 29, 2012, 07:23:02 PM

Wrong hole fool

i love that movie

no one · « **Reply #6 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:25:15 PM »

you dont look nearly as fat in clothes.

for a heavier girl you dont sweat that much.

apply85 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:28:27 PM »

sweet wall art

did u just call be bro

can i remove ur wig

StanZoLOL · « **Reply #8 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:32:00 PM »

You know you're supposed to wipe, right?

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #9 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:37:33 PM »

Your dad was right...you are a good lay!

chess315 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:38:29 PM »

is it in yet

Xerxes · « **Reply #11 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:38:45 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on February 29, 2012, 07:18:38 PM

do you think im ugly ?

fuck I hate this so much $:-\$

wes · « **Reply #12 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:39:35 PM »

That was great Mary........err I mean that was great Sue!

K-1 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:09:40 PM »

c'mon....your mom did it when I asked her!

Hulkotron · « **Reply #14 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:17:31 PM »

"It's gonna get hard any minute now."

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #15 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:18:55 PM »

anteater

delta9mda · « **Reply #16 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:24:11 PM »

you done yet?

TacoBell · « **Reply #17 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:28:21 PM »

No question, you should have placed in front of Jay at the Olympia last year.

K-1 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:39:35 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 29, 2012, 08:17:31 PM

"It's gonna get hard any minute now."

LMFAO

HTexan · « **Reply #19 on:** February 29, 2012, 09:20:29 PM »

Dipadidu · « **Reply #20 on:** February 29, 2012, 10:20:20 PM »

first!

balzac · « **Reply #21 on:** February 29, 2012, 11:52:34 PM »

whats your name

Archer77 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:38:33 AM »

Grandma died on this bed.

sync pulse · « **Reply #23 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:41:39 AM »

That is my ex-wife's ashes in the urn...and that's her picture.

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #24 on:** March 01, 2012, 01:29:45 AM »

Your sister gives you a run for your money.

Author Topic: Things NOT to say during sex... (Read 9121 times)

chess315

Xerxes