Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side

[Butterbean]

, you probably just watched a pedophile pick up a random kid at the burger king and you did nothing. 

What is going on in your avatar

[Nirvana]

Squadfather would have spit on both of them hit a side chest and shit in the floor.

[Xerxes]

Squadfather would have ordered 3 more whoppers w/fries

[Swlabr]

[jaejonna]

I was driving in my Acura down to meet some college buds in Maryland one day for an impromptu BBQ, was planning to stay the night so I said WTF why not. Almost there I noticed that I needed some extra gas so I pulled over at the local station to fill up the tank. This awkward looking skinny-fat Pakistani came over to tell me that the station was self serve, he must of noticed the NJ license plates, however in the background I heard (what appeared to be his father or uncle) yell : "Just fill up the kind gentleman's tank you worthless good for nothing". I was quite taken back by such harsh comments to be honest. I need a beverage so I approached the mean spirited man and inquired about buying a diet Pepsi. While inside I asked him " Why are you so hard on the poor lad, looks like he never worked out a day in his life, has the face of a vulture and could be a stunt double for Count Chocula. He replied, "One day I need to use my laptop and 'shit for brains was on all day looking up tranny porn, come to find he post in some bodybuilding forum and tells people he is some big shot computer scientist going out with some white girl that lives with him in his 'estate'. I almost gagged on my beverage laughing at the disgust on the poor guy's face. As I got in the car I looked at the lying sack of shit and told him thanks...then I rolled down the window and said. "Just kill yourself Toxic, do it now" .....


That was a good day...



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[Swlabr]

I was driving in my Acura down to meet some college buds in Maryland one day for an impromptu BBQ, was planning to stay the night so I said WTF why not. Almost there I noticed that I needed some extra gas so I pulled over at the local station to fill up the tank. This awkward looking skinny-fat Pakistani came over to tell me that the station was self serve, he must of noticed the NJ license plates, however in the background I heard (what appeared to be his father or uncle) yell : "Just fill up the kind gentleman's tank you worthless good for nothing". I was quite taken back by such harsh comments to be honest. I need a beverage so I approached the mean spirited man and inquired about buying a diet Pepsi. While inside I asked him " Why are you so hard on the poor lad, looks like he never worked out a day in his life, has the face of a vulture and could be a stunt double for Count Chocula. He replied, "One day I need to use my laptop and 'shit for brains was on all day looking up tranny porn, come to find he post in some bodybuilding forum and tells people he is some big shot computer scientist going out with some white girl that lives with him in his 'estate'. I almost gagged on my beverage laughing at the disgust on the poor guy's face. As I got in the car I looked at the lying sack of shit and told him thanks...then I rolled down the window and said. "Just kill yourself Toxic, do it now" .....


That was a good day...



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[wes]

quote author=jaejonna link=topic=383200.msg5409721#msg5409721 date=1308077331]
I was driving in my Acura down to meet some college buds in Maryland one day for an impromptu BBQ, was planning to stay the night so I said WTF why not. Almost there I noticed that I needed some extra gas so I pulled over at the local station to fill up the tank. This awkward looking skinny-fat Pakistani came over to tell me that the station was self serve, he must of noticed the NJ license plates, however in the background I heard (what appeared to be his father or uncle) yell : "Just fill up the kind gentleman's tank you worthless good for nothing". I was quite taken back by such harsh comments to be honest. I need a beverage so I approached the mean spirited man and inquired about buying a diet Pepsi. While inside I asked him " Why are you so hard on the poor lad, looks like he never worked out a day in his life, has the face of a vulture and could be a stunt double for Count Chocula. He replied, "One day I need to use my laptop and 'shit for brains was on all day looking up tranny porn, come to find he post in some bodybuilding forum and tells people he is some big shot computer scientist going out with some white girl that lives with him in his 'estate'. I almost gagged on my beverage laughing at the disgust on the poor guy's face. As I got in the car I looked at the lying sack of shit and told him thanks...then I rolled down the window and said. "Just kill yourself Toxic, do it now" .....


That was a good day...



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[Palpatine Q]

i got in a pretty good tilt one night at a mcdonalds cause of that. 3 guys thought it would be funny to verbally abuse this 70 year old janitor who worked there. the poor old fella is working a grave shit at mcdonalds for fuck sake- prolly has no family, etc. he just stood there taking their abuse- didnt say a word, i mean what else can he do, right?

when the 3 guys left, one threw their drink at him, it missed him and went all over the floor. now the poor old guy had to mop it up. he looked so sad and just beat down.

i followed them outside. i grabbed the first guy and busted his fucking nose open with my left. i fed him a couple more times before throwing him through a bunch of garbage cans. long story short- at the end of it all i got a soccer kick in the face and felt myself going out when someone grabbed me and pulled me off the one guy i was on. it was a buddy of mine. i went back into the mcdonalds to finish my meal. the old guy came over and shook my hand and said 'thank you'. i cant even begin to explain the look of thanks and gratitude on his face.

true story.

Good stuff....shit like that makes my blood boil.

Like the kids who would torment the retarded kids at school....I hated that shit and would go to bat for them. Like their lives aren't hard enough already without some heartless fuck taking away whatever self esteem they have.

[Palpatine Q]

I was driving in my Acura down to meet some college buds in Maryland one day for an impromptu BBQ, was planning to stay the night so I said WTF why not. Almost there I noticed that I needed some extra gas so I pulled over at the local station to fill up the tank. This awkward looking skinny-fat Pakistani came over to tell me that the station was self serve, he must of noticed the NJ license plates, however in the background I heard (what appeared to be his father or uncle) yell : "Just fill up the kind gentleman's tank you worthless good for nothing". I was quite taken back by such harsh comments to be honest. I need a beverage so I approached the mean spirited man and inquired about buying a diet Pepsi. While inside I asked him " Why are you so hard on the poor lad, looks like he never worked out a day in his life, has the face of a vulture and could be a stunt double for Count Chocula. He replied, "One day I need to use my laptop and 'shit for brains was on all day looking up tranny porn, come to find he post in some bodybuilding forum and tells people he is some big shot computer scientist going out with some white girl that lives with him in his 'estate'. I almost gagged on my beverage laughing at the disgust on the poor guy's face. As I got in the car I looked at the lying sack of shit and told him thanks...then I rolled down the window and said. "Just kill yourself Toxic, do it now" .....


That was a good day...



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Hahahaaaaa .......Jaejowned indeed

[Marty Champions]

haha dudde u got the pest bics ever

[Marty Champions]

damn i want this pic on a tshirt. why the fuck they dont make tshirts with shit like this on it

[Marty Champions]

I was driving in my Acura down to meet some college buds in Maryland one day for an impromptu BBQ, was planning to stay the night so I said WTF why not. Almost there I noticed that I needed some extra gas so I pulled over at the local station to fill up the tank. This awkward looking skinny-fat Pakistani came over to tell me that the station was self serve, he must of noticed the NJ license plates, however in the background I heard (what appeared to be his father or uncle) yell : "Just fill up the kind gentleman's tank you worthless good for nothing". I was quite taken back by such harsh comments to be honest. I need a beverage so I approached the mean spirited man and inquired about buying a diet Pepsi. While inside I asked him " Why are you so hard on the poor lad, looks like he never worked out a day in his life, has the face of a vulture and could be a stunt double for Count Chocula. He replied, "One day I need to use my laptop and 'shit for brains was on all day looking up tranny porn, come to find he post in some bodybuilding forum and tells people he is some big shot computer scientist going out with some white girl that lives with him in his 'estate'. I almost gagged on my beverage laughing at the disgust on the poor guy's face. As I got in the car I looked at the lying sack of shit and told him thanks...then I rolled down the window and said. "Just kill yourself Toxic, do it now" .....


That was a good day...



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bwahahah

[Wiggs]

Great stories, great thread.

[wes]

Wherever there is foul play or injustice,a getbigger will always appear to straighten shit out.

[no one]

Wherever there is foul play or injustice,a getbigger will always appear to straighten shit out.

lol holy fuck dude your on fire!

ahahahahahahahaha

[no one]

I was driving in my Acura down to meet some college buds in Maryland one day for an impromptu BBQ, was planning to stay the night so I said WTF why not. Almost there I noticed that I needed some extra gas so I pulled over at the local station to fill up the tank. This awkward looking skinny-fat Pakistani came over to tell me that the station was self serve, he must of noticed the NJ license plates, however in the background I heard (what appeared to be his father or uncle) yell : "Just fill up the kind gentleman's tank you worthless good for nothing". I was quite taken back by such harsh comments to be honest. I need a beverage so I approached the mean spirited man and inquired about buying a diet Pepsi. While inside I asked him " Why are you so hard on the poor lad, looks like he never worked out a day in his life, has the face of a vulture and could be a stunt double for Count Chocula. He replied, "One day I need to use my laptop and 'shit for brains was on all day looking up tranny porn, come to find he post in some bodybuilding forum and tells people he is some big shot computer scientist going out with some white girl that lives with him in his 'estate'. I almost gagged on my beverage laughing at the disgust on the poor guy's face. As I got in the car I looked at the lying sack of shit and told him thanks...then I rolled down the window and said. "Just kill yourself Toxic, do it now" .....


That was a good day...



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oh shit! ahahahahahahaha you guys are killing it. jesus. thats why i read this board. cause its fucking funny. a lot of witty guys here.

[Army of One]

I met a woman in mcdonalds, a sweet thing, Id known her for a while, I took her in to the bathroom and fucked her in the ass, she started crying, I had a tear in my eye at that moment, I then realised I had got some onion stuck in my throat, I spat it on the back of her head and walked out to post on Getbig.

[Parker]

I ran over a squirrel and felt really, really bad...especially when I heard the "kaclump" sound of it hitting my tires. And saw it in my rearview mirror...

[wes]

I met a woman in mcdonalds, a sweet thing, Id known her for a while, I took her in to the bathroom and fucked her in the ass, she started crying, I had a tear in my eye at that moment, I then realised I had got some onion stuck in my throat, I spat it on the back of her head and walked out to post on Getbig.

Oh shit!!  LOL 

Fucking hilarious dude!

[EL Mariachi]

"I'll get you a Whopper 50% off, boy.  Don't say I was never there for ya.  And here's some fries that someone didn't finish."

thats mean 

[The Italian Lifter]

Having progeny is a feeling one cannot describe. I don't think guys like Adonis are assholes when they crack on a post like this.....they just don't know any better.

 No matter what smartass remark one can come  up with...the bare truth is you never know what having a kid feels like until you have one.

 I get this feeling every day. Last night my daughter was laying on the couch in her favorite PJs after being at the water park all day... watching her favorite show...shoveling Chex-Mix into her mouth like she hasn't eaten in a month. And I just took her in, her hair platinum blonde from the sun, and she has a little band of sunburn under her bright green eyes, and across her little nose ...she lets out a hearty laugh that fills the room, shes in mid-summer form...fun days and late nights, and all is right in her world.

And youre just overcome with a mixture of pride and happiness that your kid is healthy and happy ...and you are doing you job as a parent. You know when someone tells a story and when nobody laughs, they say "You had to be there." ? Well that's what being a parent is...you have to be there or You don't get it.

Post of the year

[SS]

I met a woman in mcdonalds, a sweet thing, Id known her for a while, I took her in to the bathroom and fucked her in the ass, she started crying, I had a tear in my eye at that moment, I then realised I had got some onion stuck in my throat, I spat it on the back of her head and walked out to post on Getbig.

[io856]

I met a woman in mcdonalds, a sweet thing, Id known her for a while, I took her in to the bathroom and fucked her in the ass, she started crying, I had a tear in my eye at that moment, I then realised I had got some onion stuck in my throat, I spat it on the back of her head and walked out to post on Getbig.

hahaha