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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2012, 05:57:58 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on July 12, 2012, 05:56:27 PM
taking massive pyramid shits is the meaning of life, it takes you back to a time in antiquity when the great atlantis pyramids were flushed under water never to be found again
WTF???!!!! Dat sum deep shit! (no pun intended)
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2012, 05:58:21 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on July 12, 2012, 05:56:27 PM
taking massive pyramid shits is the meaning of life, it takes you back to a time in antiquity when the great atlantis pyramids were flushed under water never to be found again

Yes Atlantean shits are the key to humping hos like the one I posted above.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2012, 05:58:43 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on July 12, 2012, 05:55:20 PM
Do they ever show her ass?

they always show her with crossed legs and her hand within milimeters of revealing her morning girl.

on despierta america they are fucking nuts always dancing and singing but hot senioritas , and they are more slutty and show more ass and semi upskirt
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2012, 05:59:44 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on July 12, 2012, 05:56:27 PM
taking massive pyramid shits is the meaning of life, it takes you back to a time in antiquity when the great atlantis pyramids were flushed under water never to be found again
LOL spot on.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2012, 06:14:00 PM »
you have to take a break from it; it's akin to binge drinking and building up some unreal tolerance

one of my buddies went through a stage so bad that even real sex wouldn't do it for him unless it was porn style, and even then he would lose interest
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2012, 06:25:21 PM »
Knock the bottom out of some new pussy.


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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2012, 07:13:08 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 12, 2012, 05:32:13 PM
All the comments are true, I remember as a teen whacking off to vcered 5 seconds cleavage shots of soap stars.Now as said before its using terminator levels of scanning quickness, as I browse over 100 video thumbnail images per minute until I click off with boredom and wonder what the meaning of life is.

LOL

i think it's great how thanks to the internet i can see some hotass bitch who probably looks better than any girl i've even seen in real life and just think "epic lack of thigh development, probably fake tits, dime-a-dozen victoria's secret wannabe/tier 2 maxim build, feh..."
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2012, 07:15:56 PM »
There was a saying in the 70s that in porno theaters the men felt inadequate, the women felt left out and the gays felt each other.

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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #33 on: July 12, 2012, 07:24:06 PM »
Take a break get some ass. Then when you go back keep it to every other day.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #34 on: July 12, 2012, 07:25:10 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 12, 2012, 05:08:12 PM
Do you think Im Overtrained?Lately everytime I click on sites it just feels like the same old shit and I click off rather than spanking the monkey.Anyone else experienced this phenomena?Maybe I need to take a month over to let my CNS recover
Sounds like you love the cock.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #35 on: July 12, 2012, 08:43:41 PM »
haven't watched porn in over a decade.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #36 on: July 12, 2012, 08:58:28 PM »
Quote from: theworm on July 12, 2012, 05:27:08 PM
I think we have been over-stimulated!!    I remember 15 years ago, I would get soo horned by seeing some tits on Cinemax.   Now, I watch 20 guy gangbangs, double anal, bukkake vids, and all sorts of other nastiness!  Plus I look at tits all day at work on my iPhone so maybe I have been desensitized or something.  I look at normal porn now and yawn, rather watch a Seinfeld or pawn stars...
Ug that shit is disgusting. Talk about desensitizing yourself. Just a guy and a girl is what I want to see. Fucking double anal, gross! The dudes dicks touching, their hairyass legs rubbing up against each other. I don't know how they do it
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #37 on: July 12, 2012, 09:00:46 PM »
Back in the day when there was porn on VHS you could simply put the tape in the VCR, push play and pinpoint the exact point where you came during the last viewing.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #38 on: July 12, 2012, 09:02:22 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 12, 2012, 05:08:12 PM
Do you think Im Overtrained?Lately everytime I click on sites it just feels like the same old shit and I click off rather than spanking the monkey.Anyone else experienced this phenomena?Maybe I need to take a month over to let my CNS recover

How bout a nice hot fresh homemade loaf of yeast infection bread?
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2012, 09:18:27 PM »
Quote from: Groink on July 12, 2012, 08:43:41 PM
haven't watched porn in over a decade.
synthetic testoserone might be the reason why?
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2012, 10:43:57 PM »
Quote from: Groink on July 12, 2012, 08:43:41 PM
haven't watched porn in over a decade.

 :-\

There's porn all over getbig, don't tell me you scroll right past the tit posts groink
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2012, 10:49:18 PM »
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #42 on: July 13, 2012, 12:53:58 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 12, 2012, 05:08:12 PM
Do you think Im Overtrained?Lately everytime I click on sites it just feels like the same old shit and I click off rather than spanking the monkey.Anyone else experienced this phenomena?Maybe I need to take a month over to let my CNS recover

Yes bro. I am off porn now and I don't regret it. Since the internet is a neverending porn clip, it is not good for your brain to be hooked on. Not natural at all.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #43 on: July 13, 2012, 01:20:35 AM »
Fuck the internet, you get simulated sex, friends, knowledge, entertainment, and action. The reality is it's all fake useless or bullshit, were becoming  completely disinterested with our real lives. It's some great novelty these days to just be bored long enough to actually wanna do something real.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #44 on: July 13, 2012, 01:22:13 AM »
Great songs:

Porn in the USA
Porn to be wild
Porn to be alive
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #45 on: July 13, 2012, 01:47:03 AM »
you're a sinner,, the 8th  commandment say: U SHALL NOT BE BORED BY PORN!
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #46 on: July 13, 2012, 02:51:52 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 12, 2012, 05:20:20 PM
Take a look at your gf, that should motivate you...


























.. to watch more porn

 ;D ;D ;D
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