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Army of One

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Im officially bored of Porn
« on: July 12, 2012, 05:08:12 PM »
Do you think Im Overtrained?Lately everytime I click on sites it just feels like the same old shit and I click off rather than spanking the monkey.Anyone else experienced this phenomena?Maybe I need to take a month over to let my CNS recover
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bradistani

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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2012, 05:13:31 PM »
try wanking using just your imagination  :)
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2012, 05:14:09 PM »
we all have phases.
read a book
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2012, 05:15:15 PM »
myfreecams.com  has revamped my jerking material, some good pieces of asses on there, you just have to sit there and watch and listen to this girls, but then someone will tip and you will see them Dildo that pussy


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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2012, 05:16:32 PM »
I only watch facials.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2012, 05:18:25 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 12, 2012, 05:08:12 PM
Do you think Im Overtrained?Lately everytime I click on sites it just feels like the same old shit and I click off rather than spanking the monkey.Anyone else experienced this phenomena?Maybe I need to take a month over to let my CNS recover

Go back to your mental bank of broads you used to bang.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2012, 05:20:10 PM »
Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on July 12, 2012, 05:18:25 PM
Go back to your mental bank of broads you used to bang.


This works very well too
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2012, 05:20:20 PM »
Take a look at your gf, that should motivate you...


























.. to watch more porn
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2012, 05:21:27 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 12, 2012, 05:08:12 PM
Do you think Im Overtrained?Lately everytime I click on sites it just feels like the same old shit and I click off rather than spanking the monkey.Anyone else experienced this phenomena?Maybe I need to take a month over to let my CNS recover
Agreed same old shit.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2012, 05:25:51 PM »
its crazy back in the days i would have like 2 or 3 porno takes under my bed, and would watch the same old hoes day in and day out and woudnt get board,

Now i thru about 5 sites , 100 or so videos before i find a decent skank to rub it out to

how times change
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2012, 05:27:08 PM »
I think we have been over-stimulated!!    I remember 15 years ago, I would get soo horned by seeing some tits on Cinemax.   Now, I watch 20 guy gangbangs, double anal, bukkake vids, and all sorts of other nastiness!  Plus I look at tits all day at work on my iPhone so maybe I have been desensitized or something.  I look at normal porn now and yawn, rather watch a Seinfeld or pawn stars...
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2012, 05:28:48 PM »
i used to get rock hard holding hands with my girlfriend in highschool, no i have to stick my finger in her asshole while walking down the street with a girl to get any kind of tingle going
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Army of One

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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2012, 05:32:13 PM »
All the comments are true, I remember as a teen whacking off to vcered 5 seconds cleavage shots of soap stars.Now as said before its using terminator levels of scanning quickness, as I browse over 100 video thumbnail images per minute until I click off with boredom and wonder what the meaning of life is.
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Army of One

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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2012, 05:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Nails on July 12, 2012, 05:28:48 PM
i used to get rock hard holding hands with my girlfriend in highschool, no i have to stick my finger in her asshole while walking down the street with a girl to get any kind of tingle going

rofl
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HTexan

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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2012, 05:35:13 PM »
Porn never compares to the real thing.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2012, 05:40:20 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on July 12, 2012, 05:35:13 PM
Porn never compares to the real thing.
Seriously

Get some new ass
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2012, 05:40:57 PM »
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Army of One

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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2012, 05:42:07 PM »
Quote from: ENZO on July 12, 2012, 05:40:20 PM
Seriously

Get some new ass

Porn was convenient, took 5 minutes then you could actually do something productive after.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2012, 05:45:28 PM »
Are you sure you can't find some depraved website, Granny's fucking horses with schoolgirls cleaning up with their tongues or some such, if not it's going to be like the gradual moral decline and decay of the roman empire all over again.
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2012, 05:45:49 PM »
i like sometimes wanking to fox news when i wake up on gretchen carlsons fat ass thighs

then i switch to QVC or HSN and see if they have any phat ass broads on there

then the mexican channel "despeirta america" sometimes has some fine ass mexicon hoes just to wank on them
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Marty Champions

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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2012, 05:47:47 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 12, 2012, 05:32:13 PM
All the comments are true, I remember as a teen whacking off to vcered 5 seconds cleavage shots of soap stars.Now as said before its using terminator levels of scanning quickness, as I browse over 100 video thumbnail images per minute until I click off with boredom and wonder what the meaning of life is.

lol all true knowledge attained from army 1 in this post
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2012, 05:52:40 PM »
get some real pussy! then get some more pussy!  it is fun hitting the tennis ball against the wall but it's better to find a partner to hit the ball back to you
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Mr Nobody

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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2012, 05:55:20 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on July 12, 2012, 05:45:49 PM
i like sometimes wanking to fox news when i wake up on gretchen carlsons fat ass thighs

then i switch to QVC or HSN and see if they have any phat ass broads on there

then the mexican channel "despeirta america" sometimes has some fine ass mexicon hoes just to wank on them
Do they ever show her ass?
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2012, 05:56:27 PM »
taking massive pyramid shits is the meaning of life, it takes you back to a time in antiquity when the great atlantis pyramids were flushed under water never to be found again
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Re: Im officially bored of Porn
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2012, 05:57:29 PM »
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