getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend

[aesthetics]

Cause humans are just like material goods right?

yes they are. for a doofus who thinks he is a philosopher that is something you should have realized

[Parker]

Waste of money! She will only use it for a lil while, as you said she jogged and stopped, you need to encourage her to start up, and jog with her...and watch her diet. Her being African, she prolly likes the high calorie foods, and the fatty stuff...depending where she came from, she prolly seeks foods that replicate the foods she used to eat, or goes to African markets.

If you want a treadmill, I told you you can find some for cheap from gy
s going out of business, holiday discounts, or people giving them away.

[Boost]

OK... Did you guys actually discuss this gift and agree on it beforehand.... Or are you surprising her?  Cause I don't really see this ending well if its a surprise LOL.....

Poor girl could be expecting jewelry and come Christmas morning you're like "here honey... For Christmas I'm making sure you no longer have a fat ass!"

This man knows a thing or two about treadmills.

 

[ChevChelios]

He may know....how to build one.  there will be a situation when treadmill  arrives home:

She:Honey,there is that thing at the door,didn't knew you wanted to loose some weight.. 
purenaturalstrenght:actually i got it for you in order to get rid of  your fat ass and lousy belly 

[purenaturalstrength]

OK... Did you guys actually discuss this gift and agree on it beforehand.... Or are you surprising her?  Cause I don't really see this ending well if its a surprise LOL.....

Poor girl could be expecting jewelry and come Christmas morning you're like "here honey... For Christmas I'm making sure you no longer have a fat ass!"

last month when we were on holiday she was moaning all the time how she is getting fat and that she wants a treadmill (because we live in urban area where running outside is dumb ass hell with all the carbon monoxide and of course right now it's freezing and snow also)

i deflected the issue out of stingyness


now it's gonna be a surprise when it show up at the door i guess

[purenaturalstrength]

Waste of money! She will only use it for a lil while, as you said she jogged and stopped, you need to encourage her to start up, and jog with her...and watch her diet. Her being African, she prolly likes the high calorie foods, and the fatty stuff...depending where she came from, she prolly seeks foods that replicate the foods she used to eat, or goes to African markets.

If you want a treadmill, I told you you can find some for cheap from gy
s going out of business, holiday discounts, or people giving them away.

yes she cooks traditional west african food all the time


it must somehow be LOADED with calories because some of  her brothers only eat once a day and are big and fat (some are skinny/wiry also)

i think all this organ meat and cow skin must be fat as fuck

also fried plantains and whatnot

[newmom]

Novel idea: Go jogging outside...It's free

yes but if there's 1 foot of snow, kinda difficult.


PNS, SHE has to want to loose it.

[RustyTrenbolona]

what sorts of bars or places do you meet such diverse pussy? and dont say living in the city...i need exact loctaions

[Dr Dutch]

yes she cooks traditional west african food all the time


it must somehow be LOADED with calories because some of  her brothers only eat once a day and are big and fat (some are skinny/wiry also)

i think all this organ meat and cow skin must be fat as fuck

also fried plantains and whatnot

Fried plantains.......sounds like something you only wanna eat during a famine...

[da_vinci]

Next time when you chose a girl - make sure her ankles and wrists are thin (oh - and long fingers, kind of "piano player" ones..).

[Dr Dutch]

Next time when you chose a girl - make sure she got ankles and wrists

fixed

[purenaturalstrength]

Next time when you chose a girl - make sure her ankles and wrists are thin (oh - and long fingers, kind of "piano player" ones..).

long fingers

lol no

i like girls with short small bodies, small feet and hands

[purenaturalstrength]

yes but if there's 1 foot of snow, kinda difficult.


PNS, SHE has to want to loose it.

yeah she wants to lose about 5kilos

i took her to africa and her brothers all complimented me on how i managed to make her lose weight

so apparently she used to be fatter

[Nomad]

You better pray that when she loses the fat ( big if ) she doesn't dump your beta ass and jump on some roided muscled out douchebag.

[purenaturalstrength]

what sorts of bars or places do you meet such diverse pussy? and dont say living in the city...i need exact loctaions

with globalization in full effect you can find a plethora of all kinds of pussy you can dream in any large city around the world

[Dr Dutch]

What nationality/race/etnic identity you are, PNS...?

[purenaturalstrength]

You better pray that when she loses the fat ( big if ) she doesn't dump your beta ass and jump on some roided muscled out douchebag.

yeah she put a picture of her with phil heath on facebook

she loves dat der roid muscle

she said about steroids "he's making big money getting more bigger and more bigger...why not"

[purenaturalstrength]

What nationality/race/etnic identity you are, PNS...?

white

[da_vinci]

long fingers

lol no

i like girls with short small bodies, small feet and hands

Make no mistake - me too, def. just short and tiny ones (sometimes I may make an exception), but when a short one has long fingers and small wrists, you can be almost sure she won't get obese. A lil fat here and there - nothing to worry about.. But if there's a predisposition to /whaleness/ - watch out..).

[purenaturalstrength]

This man knows a thing or two about treadmills.

 

is this for real? what the hell happened to him

he used to be ripped

[newmom]

Well I wish her luck, I hope she sticks to it

[aesthetics]

hey PNS, have you yet come to the realization that all of your problems, that you constantly gripe about, can all be fixed by steroids? just pointing that out since you seem to be missing it

[purenaturalstrength]

hey PNS, have you yet come to the realization that all of your problems, that you constantly gripe about, can all be fixed by steroids? just pointing that out since you seem to be missing it

actually i have been thinking about this the last couple of days

but first i need to get skull surgery, i have a number of a surgeon now and will make an appointment one of these days see what he thinks

things i have also been thinking about are

*yeah but what if you dont respond well to it, can you predict who responds well and who doesnt

*and if i want to do it i dont just want to do it a little bit i will want to do it to be a freakish brute of strength and ripllish muscles  and that's not realistic so basically i dont want to be a phaggot who used roids to gain 10lbs of muscle

and that shit is expensive as fuck i dont want to struggle financially for some muscles


and also once you dont take it anymore you shrink down to a little girl for example when you go on holiday, prison or war breaks out

[The True Adonis]

 
Adonis Principles are free and have a 100 percent success rate.


You are a complete moron.