imagine you're in prison...

[1stkeepitreal]

This guy will make Craig Titus cry daddy for sure........

[Voland]

This guy will make Craig Titus cry daddy for sure........

i laugh at his high lats insertions. I'd make him my hooker. guy gonna make me some money.

[Kwon_2]

you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.

What's a personal bitch?

How do you trade a getbigger to other inmates for food? Is that even possible? Why would they trade food for a fat powerlifter?

Why would i have someone cleaning my room? I prefer privacy, and only one but me knows how to do the laundry as i want it, it would not be as good if i let someone else do it. If you want it done, you do it the best yourself.

What is a snitch?

Why would i want a bodyguard?

Speak on this.

[BigCyp]

Ok ill need:

1. Pillowtalk (will be handy to rent out as a punchbag in exchange for tobacco/weed etc)

2. Wes (can use his pension to buy steriods and gh)

3. W8M8 (can use her face for warding off evil spirits & drink her urine if test supplies are low)

4. Tbombz (can keep vials of his blood in syringes and threaten people with HIV)

5. Onemorerep (in case I really get desperate for a BJ - no homo)

[Red Hook]

you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.

why would any straight man "imagine himself in prison"?

"picture yourself in a cage, handcuff and sharing bathroom is with other men", let me guess, is "Bay" the prison guard in your dreams?

[G_Thang]

gh15, you piece of shit, is this the limits of black development?  i'd like your answer on this one.   

[G_Thang]

you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch - none, not homo
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food) - jnn, a freaky looking bitch he is
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc) - bay, he's probably a tidy homo
-your personal bodyguard - gangstalean, a great connection for muslim protection
-your snitch - cleanestnatural, he already does it on getbig.  give him some of your personal info and see what happens.

who and why?

Shoot.

[Darren Avey]

Bodyguard - Jonny Falcoln, i cant imagine many people wanting to mess with him in the real world.

As for the others no idea!

[Voland]

What's a personal bitch?

How do you trade a getbigger to other inmates for food? Is that even possible? Why would they trade food for a fat powerlifter?

Why would i have someone cleaning my room? I prefer privacy, and only one but me knows how to do the laundry as i want it, it would not be as good if i let someone else do it. If you want it done, you do it the best yourself.

What is a snitch?

Why would i want a bodyguard?

Speak on this.

thats how prison works, the are bitches and queen b's and inmates (jocks) pimp them for money and/or drugs and/or whatever they want.
In prison you want to diminish the others, humiliating them you show how powerful you are make them be you maids.
you will need snitch because alphas constantly fight for the power in prison and plot killing each other. You needs all info.
you needs a bodyguard because you're a frail asian.

[Kwon_2]

thats how prison works, the are bitches and queen b's and inmates (jocks) pimp them for money and/or drugs and/or whatever they want.
In prison you want to diminish the others, humiliating them you show how powerful you are make them be you maids.
you will need snitch because alphas constantly fight for the power in prison and plot killing each other. You needs all info.
you needs a bodyguard because you're a frail asian.

But if you do not need drugs etc you don't need a bitch/queen bartholomew

Don't need maids either, i have no need to diminish or humiliate anyone, they know how powerful i am without humiliating people.
Even moreso since i don't need to humiliate anyone.

Do not care about plotting, thus no need for a snitch.

No need for bodyguard either since i trained tapout few decades ago.

[Voland]

But if you do not need drugs etc you don't need a bitch/queen bartholomew

Don't need maids either, i have no need to diminish or humiliate anyone, they know how powerful i am without humiliating people.
Even moreso since i don't need to humiliate anyone.

Do not care about plotting, thus no need for a snitch.

No need for bodyguard either since i trained tapout few decades ago.

i assume you grew in a cossy hood and went to a nice school...you would get rapped and abused and finally stabbed in the showers.

it doesn't matter what you need you have to use the most violence possible (rape, pimping, beating etc etc are all acts of violence) so that other inmates fear (respect) you. This will inevitably polarize the population some will want to join your gang others will join another gang and plot to kill you.

[Kwon_2]

i assume you grew in a cossy hood and went to a nice school...you would get rapped and abused and finally stabbed in the showers.

it doesn't matter what you need you have to use the most violence possible (rape, pimping, beating etc etc are all acts of violence) so that other inmates fear (respect) you. This will inevitably polarize the population some will want to join your gang others will join another gang and plot to kill you.

I've heard rap before, it's not so bad. If they want to rap, i have no problem with, as long as it is rhyming well and has witty lyrics.

I rarely shower, i take baths mostly whilst sipping on tea and reading the newspaper.

I'm sure they will fear me and respect me without having to beat someone, since i will carry the getbig-logo high and proud.

There will be chants of "Getbiggers Unite" as we organize the new book-club and trade Shakespearian quotes to pass the time behind bars.

[Tito24]

i hope i go to jail too

[Voland]

i hope i go to jail too

another bitch to my harem.

[Kwon_2]

Are there harems in prison? Then i wanna go too!

As long as they serve tea with a crumpet at three o' clock that is!

[HTexan]

you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch Pillowtalker his a pedo, deserves it.
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food) pillowtalker again
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc) musclecenter because his gym looks really clean all the time
-your personal bodyguard wiggs because he is a badass. 
-your snitch titus dont need a snitch, but i'll pick one that already does it

[Soul Crusher]

240 - since he would spin and have 95er in twists.