Author Topic: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.  (Read 8465 times)

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2012, 04:32:57 AM »
Jay Cutler is known for products that increase strength and muscle mass, but it doesn't add up.  let's look at this but adding up all of the claims he's made.

PowerTec weight equipment = makes you 35% stronger by using leverage

Yellow mouthpiece = 23% more strength

Listening to beats by Jay = 30% increase in intensity wich equals 13% increase in strength

CellTech = 34% increase in strength

NitroTech = 37% increase in strength

Aplodan = 25% increase in strength

Nano Vapor = 39% increase in strength

Anabolic Halo = 50% faster recover = 35% more strength

Vitakic = 12% increase in strength

Leukic = 34% increase in strength

Gakic = 19% increase in strength

Creakic = 32% increase in strnegth

Synergistic effect of taking Gakic, Creakic and Leukic together = an additional 39% increase in strength

Eat To grow foods = 25% increase in strength

Lana's Egg whites = 42% increase in strength.

So just from these my math he gains a 600% increase in strength from these products.  That means he should probably weigh about 450 pounds lean and ripped and be the strongest man in the world.

The numbers just don't make sense.


hahaahah, wonderful post!!

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2012, 04:45:01 AM »
"Energy Forever on the hustle, it is easy to feel the grind wearing down on you, before you ever even set foot in the gym. Long days and even longer nights often have the hard training iron warrior needing to catch his third wind… A stiff, brisk breeze at your back that carries you through your most grueling workouts, even under less than optimal conditions. No sleep. No excuses. No bullshit. Just results.

Focus They say this is the quality that so often separates the greats from the rest of the pack… The ability to shut out the external world and hone in on the job at hand. In the humming buzz of a euphoric fog you have blinders on with your gaze fixed on your target destination and that alone. This is your happy place. There are no distractions in this space, no spectators in your zone, no pretenders to the throne. Just you, the cold iron and a date with destiny.

Intensity There is a raw, meditative concentration inherent to the inborn fight or flight response we feel when shit gets real. Facing big weights and bigger expectations and not backing down takes equal parts brass balls and bravery. But beyond mere courage, it necessitates a mean streak, a dig in and grit your teeth kind of fortitude that simply refuses to be stopped, one that will not surrender, will not fail, no matter what the obstacle. Hardcore bodybuilding is not a pastime for the meek of spirit or the weak of heart. This shit is intense."


BODYBUILDING IS SO DAMN HARDCORE! don't think im strong enough for this shit!

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2012, 04:49:35 AM »
"Energy Forever on the hustle, it is easy to feel the grind wearing down on you, before you ever even set foot in the gym. Long days and even longer nights often have the hard training iron warrior needing to catch his third wind… A stiff, brisk breeze at your back that carries you through your most grueling workouts, even under less than optimal conditions. No sleep. No excuses. No bullshit. Just results.

Focus They say this is the quality that so often separates the greats from the rest of the pack… The ability to shut out the external world and hone in on the job at hand. In the humming buzz of a euphoric fog you have blinders on with your gaze fixed on your target destination and that alone. This is your happy place. There are no distractions in this space, no spectators in your zone, no pretenders to the throne. Just you, the cold iron and a date with destiny.

Intensity There is a raw, meditative concentration inherent to the inborn fight or flight response we feel when shit gets real. Facing big weights and bigger expectations and not backing down takes equal parts brass balls and bravery. But beyond mere courage, it necessitates a mean streak, a dig in and grit your teeth kind of fortitude that simply refuses to be stopped, one that will not surrender, will not fail, no matter what the obstacle. Hardcore bodybuilding is not a pastime for the meek of spirit or the weak of heart. This shit is intense."


BODYBUILDING IS SO DAMN HARDCORE! don't think im strong enough for this shit!

Funny how they deny injecting hormones in the grams and taling all sorts of pesticides for fatloss and so on but always have to make some shitty milk protein powder to look like it was an oral nuclear bomb.  ::)

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2012, 04:49:54 AM »
Terrible post.

First of all you can take maximum of those values and still claim they are accurate if you noticed that amount of increase. It says that it "increases" something, it doesn't say from which point (ie. there might be assumption that compared to your completely clean-self).

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2012, 04:54:52 AM »
Funny how they deny injecting hormones in the grams and taling all sorts of pesticides for fatloss and so on but always have to make some shitty milk protein powder to look like it was an oral nuclear bomb.  ::)

yeah i know:/ i still remember when i was 17 and just started lifting i used to read their articles religiously and i couldn't wait to start work so i could get my hands on the latest animal products. Bought their animalpak and animal test and expected to make insane gains. When i made little to no extra progress i simply reasoned that I must not be 'hardcore' enough  ;D

i still have people on my facebook who think bodybuilding is 10% drugs, and mainly diet and training. sad.

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2012, 05:01:05 AM »
yeah i know:/ i still remember when i was 17 and just started lifting i used to read their articles religiously and i couldn't wait to start work so i could get my hands on the latest animal products. Bought their animalpak and animal test and expected to make insane gains. When i made little to no extra progress i simply reasoned that I must not be 'hardcore' enough  ;D

i still have people on my facebook who think bodybuilding is 10% drugs, and mainly diet and training. sad.

Hahahaaahah, I remember when I started I was afraid to take creatine. The guy in the store where I bought it sold me some glutamine for "PCT" after the creatine....

Bet he was laughing his ass off about my idiocy, but back then I didn't know better....

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #31 on: March 06, 2012, 05:07:21 AM »
Hahahaaahah, I remember when I started I was afraid to take creatine. The guy in the store where I bought it sold me some glutamine for "PCT" after the creatine....

Bet he was laughing his ass off about my idiocy, but back then I didn't know better....

ahahaha hilarious. i also remember when me and all my friends from school would go down the local gym and compete lifting. pretty good atmosphere. But when one of my friends was making better results than the other he claimed he was cheating. "Well he's on the protein shakes thats why hes getting bigger than me". like protein shakes are some kind of steroid lol.

Sad that when i went to college at 17 aswell i used to pack all mym eals into little tupperware boxes and sometimes even miss lessons so i could spend 30 minutes trying to chew down dry brown rice and dry steak. Even had the opportunity to get some decent gear off these 3 massive prisoners that would do a personal training course at our college but i was too pussy to get some  ;D

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #32 on: March 06, 2012, 05:21:37 AM »
ahahaha hilarious. i also remember when me and all my friends from school would go down the local gym and compete lifting. pretty good atmosphere. But when one of my friends was making better results than the other he claimed he was cheating. "Well he's on the protein shakes thats why hes getting bigger than me". like protein shakes are some kind of steroid lol.

Sad that when i went to college at 17 aswell i used to pack all mym eals into little tupperware boxes and sometimes even miss lessons so i could spend 30 minutes trying to chew down dry brown rice and dry steak. Even had the opportunity to get some decent gear off these 3 massive prisoners that would do a personal training course at our college but i was too pussy to get some  ;D

My mom would once freak out over a tub of BCAA that I bought because the label said "BCAA Anabol"...


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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2012, 07:38:37 AM »
Jay would need a pretty big fridge for all those products...

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2012, 09:42:36 AM »
I remember when I was 16 my cousin started juicin to the gills like no tommorow. While he was benchin 405+ eating junk and growing. I was stuck benchng 180 eatiing 8 meals a day getting my friends to give me their food at school. I asked my cousin wtf he was taking he goes "animal pak bro, that shit changed my life." Fukin asshole.....

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2012, 05:30:59 PM »
Clever post. 2 thumbs up...

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2012, 05:41:43 PM »
You have to sacrifice to win for these products to work.

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2012, 05:48:47 PM »
I remember when I was 16 my cousin started juicin to the gills like no tommorow. While he was benchin 405+ eating junk and growing. I was stuck benchng 180 eatiing 8 meals a day getting my friends to give me their food at school. I asked my cousin wtf he was taking he goes "animal pak bro, that shit changed my life." Fukin asshole.....

years (or decades) later... how do you compare to your cousin in terms of muscle mass, size, and health?

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #38 on: March 08, 2012, 03:04:08 AM »
I remember when I was 16 my cousin started juicin to the gills like no tommorow. While he was benchin 405+ eating junk and growing. I was stuck benchng 180 eatiing 8 meals a day getting my friends to give me their food at school. I asked my cousin wtf he was taking he goes "animal pak bro, that shit changed my life." Fukin asshole.....

LOL. haha your cousin is a funny fucker. animal pak wtf lol, just useless multivitamins. i've looked at the ingredients as i used to take them and the only thing in decent amounts is Vitamin C lol