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Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« on: March 05, 2012, 09:02:42 AM »
Jay Cutler is known for products that increase strength and muscle mass, but it doesn't add up.  let's look at this but adding up all of the claims he's made.

PowerTec weight equipment = makes you 35% stronger by using leverage

Yellow mouthpiece = 23% more strength

Listening to beats by Jay = 30% increase in intensity wich equals 13% increase in strength

CellTech = 34% increase in strength

NitroTech = 37% increase in strength

Aplodan = 25% increase in strength

Nano Vapor = 39% increase in strength

Anabolic Halo = 50% faster recover = 35% more strength

Vitakic = 12% increase in strength

Leukic = 34% increase in strength

Gakic = 19% increase in strength

Creakic = 32% increase in strnegth

Synergistic effect of taking Gakic, Creakic and Leukic together = an additional 39% increase in strength

Eat To grow foods = 25% increase in strength

Lana's Egg whites = 42% increase in strength.

So just from these my math he gains a 600% increase in strength from these products.  That means he should probably weigh about 450 pounds lean and ripped and be the strongest man in the world.

The numbers just don't make sense.
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2012, 09:09:45 AM »
most likely effect is a 600% increase in jays bank balance  8)
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2012, 09:17:58 AM »


Hahaha, Brutal  ;D
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2012, 09:19:26 AM »
[    ] math doesn't add up

[ x ] you're a fuckin weirdo
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2012, 09:21:42 AM »
Quote from: bradistani on March 05, 2012, 09:09:45 AM
most likely effect is a 600% increase in jays bank balance  8)


This !
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2012, 10:15:15 AM »
Maybe he started very very weak.  ;D
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2012, 10:16:44 AM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on March 05, 2012, 10:15:15 AM
Maybe he started very very weak.  ;D

All feather curls and paper roll squats.
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2012, 10:38:59 AM »
THE FINEPRINT DOES SAY THAT "RESULTS MAY VARY"  ::)
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2012, 10:41:00 AM »
Add the mouthpiece to the equation and everything addups  ;)
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2012, 10:41:08 AM »
these products don't work as well if you lack the discipline and work ethic we see from Jay on a daily basis.

if youre not seeing these kinda results guys - it's not the product - it's you.

You just gotta push the limits, train past failure, and rise above expectations.  Can you do that?
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2012, 10:50:04 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on March 05, 2012, 10:41:08 AM
these products don't work as well if you lack the discipline and work ethic we see from Jay on a daily basis.

if youre not seeing these kinda results guys - it's not the product - it's you.

You just gotta push the limits, train past failure, and rise above expectations.  Can you do that?

Are you ANIMAL??
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2012, 11:07:06 AM »
Quote from: Voland on March 05, 2012, 10:41:00 AM
Add the mouthpiece to the equation and everything addups  ;)

Already in there.
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2012, 11:09:44 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 05, 2012, 09:02:42 AM
Jay Cutler is known for products that increase strength and muscle mass, but it doesn't add up.  let's look at this but adding up all of the claims he's made.

PowerTec weight equipment = makes you 35% stronger by using leverage

Yellow mouthpiece = 23% more strength

Listening to beats by Jay = 30% increase in intensity wich equals 13% increase in strength

CellTech = 34% increase in strength

NitroTech = 37% increase in strength

Aplodan = 25% increase in strength

Nano Vapor = 39% increase in strength

Anabolic Halo = 50% faster recover = 35% more strength

Vitakic = 12% increase in strength

Leukic = 34% increase in strength

Gakic = 19% increase in strength

Creakic = 32% increase in strnegth

Synergistic effect of taking Gakic, Creakic and Leukic together = an additional 39% increase in strength

Eat To grow foods = 25% increase in strength

Lana's Egg whites = 42% increase in strength.

So just from these my math he gains a 600% increase in strength from these products.  That means he should probably weigh about 450 pounds lean and ripped and be the strongest man in the world.

The numbers just don't make sense.
Someone should post this on Jay's twitter/facebook to see what kind of responses we get from his fans who still think he is natty and buy into his mouthpiece crap.
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2012, 11:10:56 AM »
This will help
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2012, 11:12:34 AM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on March 05, 2012, 11:10:56 AM
This will help

Only if those beads were made out of anadrol  :P
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2012, 04:02:55 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on March 05, 2012, 10:15:15 AM
Maybe he started very very weak.  ;D

I tell u,,,,,125 pounds soaking wet 3 weeks no gear
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2012, 06:38:06 PM »
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2012, 06:39:23 PM »
Quote from: viking1 on March 05, 2012, 06:38:06 PM


following gh15 protocol with fastfood.  gh15 = jay cutler?

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2012, 06:43:18 PM »
look at jays fingers!!!!   wow.  acromegaly at its best!


look how weird his face looks as well.
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2012, 06:44:09 PM »
look at jays fingers!!!!   wow.  acromegaly at its best!


look how weird his face looks as well.
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2012, 06:46:38 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 05, 2012, 09:02:42 AM
Jay Cutler is known for products that increase strength and muscle mass, but it doesn't add up.  let's look at this but adding up all of the claims he's made.

PowerTec weight equipment = makes you 35% stronger by using leverage

Yellow mouthpiece = 23% more strength

Listening to beats by Jay = 30% increase in intensity wich equals 13% increase in strength

CellTech = 34% increase in strength

NitroTech = 37% increase in strength

Aplodan = 25% increase in strength

Nano Vapor = 39% increase in strength

Anabolic Halo = 50% faster recover = 35% more strength

Vitakic = 12% increase in strength

Leukic = 34% increase in strength

Gakic = 19% increase in strength

Creakic = 32% increase in strnegth

Synergistic effect of taking Gakic, Creakic and Leukic together = an additional 39% increase in strength

Eat To grow foods = 25% increase in strength

Lana's Egg whites = 42% increase in strength.

So just from these my math he gains a 600% increase in strength from these products.  That means he should probably weigh about 450 pounds lean and ripped and be the strongest man in the world.

The numbers just don't make sense.
Jay always forgets to metion the large decrease in the size of your wallet, so for the pathetic 1/100000th of a gram of rock solid muscle you put on, you will lose 5 times as much as this from your bottom line.
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2012, 06:50:02 PM »
Hmm interdasting
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2012, 07:12:43 PM »

Jay is not with Muscletech anymore - you need to correct your percentages.....

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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2012, 10:55:04 PM »
Don't forget that:

Kale Greens : +100 %

Black Molasses : +80 %

Falconpunch-training : +60 %
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Re: Jay Cutler. The math doesn't add up.
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2012, 04:27:58 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on March 05, 2012, 10:41:08 AM
these products don't work as well if you lack the discipline and work ethic we see from Jay on a daily basis.

if youre not seeing these kinda results guys - it's not the product - it's you.

You just gotta push the limits, train past failure, and rise above expectations.  Can you do that?

Hahahaha yes, pain is not your enemy!!!!
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