met a shop girl on tuesday, fucked her on friday...i know, took me 3 days..but..

[Shockwave]

We like to post on teh interweb when exceptional things happen. You know - things that don't happen for years and then suddenly occur.

Hence you posting that you got your dick wet.

Zing.

[wes]

I got a very good blow job in a Fort Wayne, Indiana Steak & Shake from a female off-duty police officer.

 

What a coincidence,the same thing happened to me when I visited Fort Wayne!

[bike nut]

What a coincidence,the same thing happened to me when I visited Fort Wayne!

I was there for the Indiana State Championship. The show promoter announced to the crowd that the greatest Indiana-born bodybuilder would be the surprise guest poser. I thought.....hmm, Bob Paris, not bad.

It ended up being Charles Durr, who admittedly was in the early stages of his career, but seemed like an okay guy.

I went to the Steak & Shake later with friends and a group of women joined us. The girl blew me right in the booth after the others left. In all honesty, for a tall gangly farm girl she could huff the pecker.

[Figo]

I once met a girl in a shop, and she paid me $700 to fuck her in a bus stop 5 mins later

[BigCyp]

Burger King used to be my big splurge,after that their dessert was my ballsack!

Just goes to show you I`m nice to everybody. 

Hahahaha yes Wes!

[True]

not the same situation, you knew her from school, i just met this chick at the store, gave her my number, she was busy working until friday that's why she didn't call (she told me), when she called friday, i told her to come over, she did. i knew she wanted it bad.

Yes, but your still a tool for bragging about it here.

[True]

Yeah up your game ride the bus... 

That was a long time ago my friend. I got a car not much longer after...


Btw, fuck you.

[Andy Griffin]

Burger King used to be my big splurge,after that their dessert was my ballsack!

Just goes to show you I`m nice to everybody. 

That's only because you told them it was a raisin. 

[the trainer]

I once met this bitch she was not my type and i kept trying to get rid of her but she would not take the hint so I decided to be rude and said why dont you come over to my place and suck my dick, so my surprise she said you are a naughty boy ah let go, I was like WTF so i decided to fuck her that was a mistake she kept calling and texting for weeks had to change my number.

[wes]

I was there for the Indiana State Championship. The show promoter announced to the crowd that the greatest Indiana-born bodybuilder would be the surprise guest poser. I thought.....hmm, Bob Paris, not bad.

It ended up being Charles Durr, who admittedly was in the early stages of his career, but seemed like an okay guy.

I went to the Steak & Shake later with friends and a group of women joined us. The girl blew me right in the booth after the others left. In all honesty, for a tall gangly farm girl she could huff the pecker.

Cool story bro.......have had weird shit like that happens too,but not often enough! 

Charles Durr was no slouch in the physique department but certainly could never hold a candle to  Paris.

RIP

[polychronopolous]

carried her into my bedroom,

CARRIED her into your bedroom??   A true getbigger like myself would have been CARRYING her while FUCKING her into the bedroom. I mean what are all these hours spent in the gym really used for??

Sometimes you noobs really disappoint me. You need to get your priorities in line, kid.  

[makaveli25]

CARRIED her into your bedroom??   A true getbigger like myself would have been CARRYING her while FUCKING her into the bedroom. I mean what are all these hours spent in the gym really used for??

Sometimes you noobs really disappoint me. You need to get your priorities in line, kid.  

 

Should of made the bitch carry you into the bedroom

[Option D]

That's why I tell guys, fuck buying dinner and shit for these hoes.  If they are down to fuck, they will fuck, otherwise you are just wasting time and money.

Hilarious.. But true...

My roomate is one silly Mofo.. We live in a sick building..
He drives a 2012 5 series with sick ass rims.. whole 9...
this dude still goes and spends 1000 on a broad in a week...WTF.. just to bang her..

Me on the other hand.. I have a Caddi truck... But i drive around my 88 camaro t-tops and never go to a place i cant get in with flip flops and jeans..
And ... lets just say... he wonders how i do it..

QUIT SPENDING MONEY ON THE BROADS.. IF THEY WANT TO FUCK.. THEY WILL

[Thespritz0]

What a coincidence,the same thing happened to me when I visited Fort Wayne!

^^
When I got out of the Army, while I was shopping in a Seattle Mall (Southcenter) I met a very cute Persian girl, we really enjoyed talking BUT it was getting very close to dinner time so I asked her out for Pizza.  She told me her favorite place (since I'm from Vancouver and not familiar) so we went.  There were full-length tablecloths on the tables, and as we were waiting for the order she went under the table, unzipped me and gave me the most INSANE blowjob experience I ever had.  After we ate, I took her to a Super 8 hotel and fucked her ass off (she lived with her parents- I think she was 18 or 19, I was 26).  After I dropped her back home around midnight I met her parents and they REALLY liked me, encouraged their daughter I was the best for her, etc... NEVER SAW HER AGAIN

[DKlent]

Anyone who believes a sex story posted on getbig, no matter how mundane, is gullible as they come.

[Army of One]

[mass243]

whore.

Send in Egypt.

[Thespritz0]

Anyone who believes a sex story posted on getbig, no matter how mundane, is gullible as they come.

^^
Mine IS true, and is unique.  IF I am lying I hope to go to hell...