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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2012, 07:54:28 AM »
So I'm having a party next weekend for my birthday and college graduation. I invite a bunch of people, the majority of whom are coming, except two.

One is muslim and is not allowed to be in the presence of alcohol or pork (it's a fucking barbecue in the summer)

One is a jew and it's the sabbath so she is not allowed to do anything before sunset

discuss the ridiculousness of this

  Invite a Christian--even Jesus liked an occassional glass of wine and big picnics.

 

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2012, 08:42:10 AM »
Yeah, well, like all religions it's about how you interpret stuff -ie. here's a Jew who won't use the elevator, but he'll fly into Acapulco to drink and chase tail!?      ;D

Yep. Know a guy who does Ramadan very obediently but does drink the rest of the year (mostly beer) and eats pork (after all, we're in france and it's hard to escape the french's charcuterie appeal). He however stops eating pork about a month before Ramadan as "to cleanse it from his system" while he'll still drink 'til the day before it all starts. I really had no rational way to argue against that. Too far out.

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2012, 10:01:02 AM »
Yeah, well, like all religions it's about how you interpret stuff -ie. here's a Jew who won't use the elevator, but he'll fly into Acapulco to drink and chase tail!?      ;D
  well we had planned it months in advance, there was a death in his family and it made him get ultra religious, I thought he was more of a wannabe but to his credit he did not chase tail or drink while there which is monumental because dude was the dirtiest dog I ever met, banging 3 chicks a day at times. when I came to the room with a girl he would take a book and go wait somewhere, it is kinds funny looking back on it.

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2012, 10:04:17 AM »
Anyone who believes in some "god" is plain simple in the head.

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2012, 10:13:18 AM »
So I'm having a party next weekend for my birthday and college graduation. I invite a bunch of people, the majority of whom are coming, except two.

One is muslim and is not allowed to be in the presence of alcohol or pork (it's a fucking barbecue in the summer)

One is a jew and it's the sabbath so she is not allowed to do anything before sunset

discuss the ridiculousness of this

translation:  those two don't like you.