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angry old man in the sky
« on: July 04, 2012, 07:14:36 PM »
So I'm having a party next weekend for my birthday and college graduation. I invite a bunch of people, the majority of whom are coming, except two.

One is muslim and is not allowed to be in the presence of alcohol or pork (it's a fucking barbecue in the summer)

One is a jew and it's the sabbath so she is not allowed to do anything before sunset

discuss the ridiculousness of this

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2012, 07:16:21 PM »
more beer for you

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2012, 07:27:41 PM »
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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2012, 07:50:47 PM »
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i'm glad you know the difference between race and religion

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2012, 08:31:35 PM »
yeah I got a couple friends like that, fuckin hypocrites too. one buddy I was in acapulco with for spring break, it was fri night and he was staying in the room that night cause he couldnt take the elevator,lol. So he asked me when I went down for dinner to bring him back something kosher like fish and salad rice. I said of course no prob, but  at dinner I start drinking and meet these really nice girls from toronto. I hit it off with one of them and completely forgot about my friend. about 4 hours later im chilling in the lobby bar with these girls and the place is packed, having a great time untill I see my friend walk in out of breath [we were staying on the 36-39 floor] with his keepa on looking at me and saying really loud ''bro, how could you leave me up there? im starving. and for what to hang out with chicks? I dont even know you anymore" i was trying to appologize cause I felt bad for forgetting him.. it wasnt until after I realized what it must have looked like to the other people there..lol. they all had to think we were a couple and i got caught because who the fuck would believe the truth. I still fucked that girl that night.

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2012, 09:09:11 PM »
So I'm having a party next weekend for my birthday and college graduation. I invite a bunch of people, the majority of whom are coming, except two.

One is muslim and is not allowed to be in the presence of alcohol or pork (it's a fucking barbecue in the summer)

One is a jew and it's the sabbath so she is not allowed to do anything before sunset

discuss the ridiculousness of this

With the Title of the Thread (angry old man in the sky), i first thought you were having Wes over ! :D

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2012, 09:12:17 PM »
Like we give a shit about your supposed friends ???
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2012, 09:16:48 PM »
i'm glad you know the difference between race and religion

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2012, 09:23:57 PM »
With the Title of the Thread (angry old man in the sky), i first thought you were having Wes over ! :D
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I thought this was about Wes on a flight to somewhere

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2012, 09:37:45 PM »
yeah I got a couple friends like that, fuckin hypocrites too. one buddy I was in acapulco with for spring break, it was fri night and he was staying in the room that night cause he couldnt take the elevator,lol. So he asked me when I went down for dinner to bring him back something kosher like fish and salad rice. I said of course no prob, but  at dinner I start drinking and meet these really nice girls from toronto. I hit it off with one of them and completely forgot about my friend. about 4 hours later im chilling in the lobby bar with these girls and the place is packed, having a great time untill I see my friend walk in out of breath [we were staying on the 36-39 floor] with his keepa on looking at me and saying really loud ''bro, how could you leave me up there? im starving. and for what to hang out with chicks? I dont even know you anymore" i was trying to appologize cause I felt bad for forgetting him.. it wasnt until after I realized what it must have looked like to the other people there..lol. they all had to think we were a couple and i got caught because who the fuck would believe the truth. I still fucked that girl that night.
Sooo, basically you were a bad friend with a short attention span....

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2012, 09:49:25 PM »
yeah I got a couple friends like that, fuckin hypocrites too. one buddy I was in acapulco with for spring break, it was fri night and he was staying in the room that night cause he couldnt take the elevator,lol. So he asked me when I went down for dinner to bring him back something kosher like fish and salad rice. I said of course no prob, but  at dinner I start drinking and meet these really nice girls from toronto. I hit it off with one of them and completely forgot about my friend. about 4 hours later im chilling in the lobby bar with these girls and the place is packed, having a great time untill I see my friend walk in out of breath [we were staying on the 36-39 floor] with his keepa on looking at me and saying really loud ''bro, how could you leave me up there? im starving. and for what to hang out with chicks? I dont even know you anymore" i was trying to appologize cause I felt bad for forgetting him.. it wasnt until after I realized what it must have looked like to the other people there..lol. they all had to think we were a couple and i got caught because who the fuck would believe the truth. I still fucked that girl that night.

Was believable up to this point.

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2012, 09:54:22 PM »
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I thought this was about Wes on a flight to somewhere
Hopefully to slap the metrosexual off you.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2012, 09:55:05 PM »
Hopefully to slap the metrosexual off you.
I love it when you talk dirty to me

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2012, 12:41:44 AM »
So I'm having a party next weekend for my birthday and college graduation. I invite a bunch of people, the majority of whom are coming, except two.

One is muslim and is not allowed to be in the presence of alcohol or pork (it's a fucking barbecue in the summer)

One is a jew and it's the sabbath so she is not allowed to do anything before sunset

discuss the ridiculousness of this
You have the ultimate cagefight staring you in the face & all you can do is whine?

FFS.

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2012, 01:00:36 AM »
You have the ultimate cagefight staring you in the face & all you can do is whine?

FFS.
It's what young men today do best...

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2012, 02:41:12 AM »
So I'm having a party next weekend for my birthday and college graduation. I invite a bunch of people, the majority of whom are coming, except two.

One is muslim and is not allowed to be in the presence of alcohol or pork (it's a fucking barbecue in the summer)

One is a jew and it's the sabbath so she is not allowed to do anything before sunset

discuss the ridiculousness of this

Why can't the Muslim be in the presence of pork and beer?  I think they just can't consume.

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2012, 03:21:29 AM »
Too bad.  Would have been good entertainment.  "Israel?  Idk, what do you guys think?"

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2012, 03:23:47 AM »
we have to seek for a way to deal with the jewish menace.

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2012, 04:13:43 AM »
Easy - fuck them.
Müslum is probably a shitty sunni. Shia/alevite don't display such antisocial behavior.
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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2012, 05:26:17 AM »
Like we give a shit about your supposed friends ???

X2..dude start the worst threads.

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2012, 06:30:47 AM »
staying in the room that night cause he couldnt take the elevator,lol.

What religion is against taking elevators ???
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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2012, 06:33:37 AM »
What religion is against taking elevators ???
Orthodox Jews and their Sabbath - no mechanical shit.

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2012, 06:35:58 AM »
Orthodox Jews and their Sabbath - no mechanical shit.

Thanks...interesting!
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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2012, 06:37:03 AM »
Do you know how many wars have being fought and people killed in the name of religion, saying away from religion is the best thing a human being can do.

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Re: angry old man in the sky
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2012, 07:42:46 AM »
Thanks...interesting!
Yeah, well, like all religions it's about how you interpret stuff -ie. here's a Jew who won't use the elevator, but he'll fly into Acapulco to drink and chase tail!?      ;D