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MikMaq

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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2012, 08:46:06 PM »
A) get familiar were her co workers by doing the little things, spotting back problems,  hatred of shit head customers, whatever makes you seem like a regular john to them.
B) get her attention as a descent fellow, by scanning your own shit, having correct change etc sounds weird, but making yourself seem separate from the million other assholes she's served works if your clever.
c) go in for the kill.
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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2012, 01:29:56 AM »
Quote from: V Man on July 24, 2012, 03:07:41 PM
hahaha...I have done this before. This particular store had a section that sold flowers, so I bought some flowers and went to her cash. When she rung in the flowers and went to put them in my cart, I said, "No, those are for you." I was pretty young at the time lol. But hey it worked and I got a date with her  ;D

Lol good tactics.

I tried that with the girl at mcdonalds but she said she didn't like smoky bbq sauce?
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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2012, 01:35:38 AM »
Quote from: Nails on July 24, 2012, 07:42:29 PM
Grab the biggest bottle of grey goose, and before u go to the store spray paint your credit card black, pull that bad boy out when u pay, Hoe will be ask u out on a date, hoe will think u a balla with a black American express
But, she doesn't realize that you used a black permament marker to color it black....
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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2012, 01:39:39 AM »
Quote from: Psychopath on July 24, 2012, 05:01:08 PM
I prefer to checkout on lanes attended by middle aged women, and if there's a male present, that lane is put on priority.

I find the sexual tension and awkwardness that follows kinda upsetting, since I'm primarily at the grocery store to get fucking groceries, not to please the gaping hole of insecurities clearly displayed by teenage vagina.


I had teenage cashiers initiate me with all sorts of stupid ice breakers, eg.


"how's my hair"?  (She was below average, and i couldn't care less what her fucking hair looked like)

"Someone's eating healthy"  (After she finished moving her lips, she seductively smiled at me with her fat face, gross)

"Nice wallet!" (Yes, my wallet looks nice, but it's not very heavy 'wink wink')




Also, there's always that one creepy middle aged lady that's hitting on you hard, but they're beyond disgusting akin to a toilet bowl filled with festering shit, urine and cigarette buds.





hahaha i hate my grocery store because there's only ever one cashier as i usually go at night... and half the time it's the "creepy middle aged lady."  :-[

there's this one sexy highschool bitch who's always staring at me... first time i've felt too old for a girl.  i always try to avoid eye contact. :-\


at target i once got, 'does this stuff really work?' when buying protein powder.  ::)  ;D
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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2012, 01:57:09 AM »
Quote from: Bobby on July 24, 2012, 02:54:47 PM
So i was shopping a few items today at a local store. I stand in line and there are a some ppl behind me, when i get to the register, i see the cashier is pretty hot.
Okay to hit on her in this situation?

i was wearing a tanktop (bodybuilding related)

What would getbiggers do?

Discuss :D
I always pickup women, cashier or not , it s our duty
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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2012, 02:34:47 AM »
No but I once spent a full hour squeezing melons and putting out the vibe.  Eventually the produce manager asked me to stop bruising them and kindly move along.
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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2012, 03:18:42 AM »
If a hoe's working at a supermarket she's gotta be down on her luck = low self esteem.

Project success = slutmarket.
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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2012, 03:32:39 AM »
Hitting on a cashier = instant sex.
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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2012, 03:43:49 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 25, 2012, 03:18:42 AM
If a hoe's working at a supermarket she's gotta be down on her luck = low self esteem.

Project success = slutmarket.

Subway is where its at. The one we go to by work has a chick that looks like vicky polard, she calls us "dudes" and the chick working the register had a front tooth missing. The 3rd chick is a 3/10 but because of the other 2 she looks like a 8/10.
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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2012, 04:19:17 AM »
Quote from: cephissus on July 25, 2012, 01:39:39 AM

hahaha i hate my grocery store because there's only ever one cashier as i usually go at night... and half the time it's the "creepy middle aged lady."  :-[

there's this one sexy highschool bitch who's always staring at me... first time i've felt too old for a girl.  i always try to avoid eye contact. :-\


at target i once got, 'does this stuff really work?' when buying protein powder.  ::)  ;D

I'm sorry, but if you were not at least tempted to throw a FDB in her face and scream "LOOKS LIKES IT'S WORKING ON ME BITCH!!!!" then you must reconsider your status as true getbigger  ;D
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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2012, 01:33:55 PM »
Some solid replies in this thread, i knew i could count on getbig to deliver! :)

Quote from: ritch on July 24, 2012, 04:06:10 PM
tell her "I may not be the cashier, but I'm checking you out" or something like that... Good plug to get cheaper groceries maybe?

haha this line is awesome 8)

Quote from: calfzilla on July 24, 2012, 04:58:26 PM
Depends. I would ask if she is in college too cuz you wouldn't want to end up marrying someone who is going to be a grocery checker the rest of her life. I mean you are a getbigger, standards.

granted, a supermarket pickup would be for sex only :D
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Re: Should I pickup a hot cashier at the supermarket?
« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2012, 11:07:16 PM »
Quote from: Bobby on July 24, 2012, 02:54:47 PM
So i was shopping a few items today at a local store. I stand in line and there are a some ppl behind me, when i get to the register, i see the cashier is pretty hot. Okay to hit on her in this situation?

i was wearing a tanktop (bodybuilding related)

What would getbiggers do?

Discuss :D
is she wearing a hijab?
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Re: Should I pickup a hot cashier at the supermarket?
« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2012, 05:27:06 AM »
Make sure she isn't the mayor's daughter



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Re: Should I pickup a hot cashier at the supermarket?
« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2012, 09:51:07 AM »
 ;D LOL.   Excellent.
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Re: Should I pickup a hot cashier at the supermarket?
« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2012, 09:54:03 AM »
Quote from: Bobby on July 24, 2012, 02:54:47 PM
So i was shopping a few items today at a local store. I stand in line and there are a some ppl behind me, when i get to the register, i see the cashier is pretty hot. Okay to hit on her in this situation?

Yes.
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Re: Should I pickup a hot cashier at the supermarket?
« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2012, 10:32:58 AM »
pics or it's the usual BS ego post.
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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2012, 03:11:06 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on July 24, 2012, 04:58:26 PM
Depends. I would ask if she is in college too cuz you wouldn't want to end up marrying someone who is going to be a grocery checker the rest of her life. I mean you are a getbigger, standards.
it's actually a great career for a woman, part time jobs are great for them, they still have enough time to take of husband, kids and house while having a social/professional activity that isnt too demanding.
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Re: Should I pickup a hot cashier at the supermarket?
« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2012, 04:05:25 PM »
Yes.
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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2012, 05:18:22 PM »
Quote from: V Man on July 24, 2012, 03:07:41 PM
hahaha...I have done this before. This particular store had a section that sold flowers, so I bought some flowers and went to her cash. When she rung in the flowers and went to put them in my cart, I said, "No, those are for you." I was pretty young at the time lol. But hey it worked and I got a date with her  ;D
^^
Excellent!!!  Well done my man...
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Re: Pickup cashier at supermarket?
« Reply #44 on: July 29, 2012, 09:16:30 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on July 25, 2012, 02:34:47 AM
No but I once spent a full hour squeezing melons and putting out the vibe.  Eventually the produce manager asked me to stop bruising them and kindly move along.

 :D
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