Should I pickup a hot cashier at the supermarket?

[Bobby]

So i was shopping a few items today at a local store. I stand in line and there are a some ppl behind me, when i get to the register, i see the cashier is pretty hot. Okay to hit on her in this situation?

i was wearing a tanktop (bodybuilding related)

What would getbiggers do?

Discuss

[dr.chimps]

Only if she's working the 12 items or fewer lane, bro.

[Nails]

Buy a jumbo pack of magnum condoms and a pack of mints, and ask her what time she's off work


Tell the people waiting in line to wait their fucking turn and stop cockblocking

[Andy Griffin]

Lay your game on her.  If she spurns your overtures, then own the shit out of her and post the conversation, Squadfather style, on GetBig. 

[Fortress]

Buy a jumbo pack of magnum condoms and a pack of mints, and ask her what time she's off work


Tell the people waiting in line to wait their fucking turn and stop cockblocking

 

[Wiggs]

Buy a jumbo pack of magnum condoms and a pack of mints, and ask her what time she's off work


Tell the people waiting in line to wait their fucking turn and stop cockblocking

lol

[V Man]

hahaha...I have done this before. This particular store had a section that sold flowers, so I bought some flowers and went to her cash. When she rung in the flowers and went to put them in my cart, I said, "No, those are for you." I was pretty young at the time lol. But hey it worked and I got a date with her 

[gym**rat]

hahaha...I have done this before. This particular store had a section that sold flowers, so I bought some flowers and went to her cash. When she rung in the flowers and went to put them in my cart, I said, "No, those are for you." I was pretty young at the time lol. But hey it worked and I got a date with her 

I tried the same thing with tampons. It didn't end well.

[Andy Griffin]

I tried the same thing with tampons. It didn't end well.

It doesn't work with Massengil either.   

[gracie bjj]

ive banged 4 girls i met in supermarkets, not all in the same night though. im talking in a 4 year period

[Parker]

Lay your game on her.  If she spurns your overtures, then own the shit out of her and post the conversation, Squadfather style, on GetBig. 

Are you trying to say that all the people Squad "owned" were those who "spurned his overtures"?

[Andy Griffin]

Are you trying to say that all the people Squad "owned" were those who "spurned his overtures"?

Probably not all...

[Andy Griffin]

Sometimes the cashier is the person to take your bags out if you ask for assistance. So, ask for that assistance if she will be the one helping you with your bags and spit some game on the way back to the vehicle.

That could backfire, though.  You ask her if she has an itchy pussy, and she replies, "No, I drive a Mazda."

[ritch]

tell her "I may not be the cashier, but I'm checking you out" or something like that... Good plug to get cheaper groceries maybe?

[240 is Back]

I worked at kash n karry, walmart, publix, winn diix, albertsons all thru high school and college.

It's a great place to meet/hook up with co-workers.  Young, active, bored, and no matter how lame you are, eventually they get used to you and will fool around out of boredom.

[Andy Griffin]

I'm not following your itchy pussy logic here, bromie.

Just that it sounds sort of like a Jap car...   Honda, Mazda, Itchy Pussy, Nissan 

[calfzilla]

Depends. I would ask if she is in college too cuz you wouldn't want to end up marrying someone who is going to be a grocery checker the rest of her life. I mean you are a getbigger, standards.

[Psychopath]

I prefer to checkout on lanes attended by middle aged women, and if there's a male present, that lane is put on priority.

I find the sexual tension and awkwardness that follows kinda upsetting, since I'm primarily at the grocery store to get fucking groceries, not to please the gaping hole of insecurities clearly displayed by teenage vagina.


I had teenage cashiers initiate me with all sorts of stupid ice breakers, eg.


"how's my hair"?  (She was below average, and i couldn't care less what her fucking hair looked like)

"Someone's eating healthy"  (After she finished moving her lips, she seductively smiled at me with her fat face, gross)

"Nice wallet!" (Yes, my wallet looks nice, but it's not very heavy 'wink wink')




Also, there's always that one creepy middle aged lady that's hitting on you hard, but they're beyond disgusting akin to a toilet bowl filled with festering shit, urine and cigarette buds.

[flipper5470]

ive banged 4 girls i met in supermarkets, not all in the same night though. im talking in a 4 year period

Clean up on aisle 5?

[arce1988]

  get her

[Nails]

[Nails]

[Schnauzer]

Look, what you gotta do is get up there with a nudie mag and a family-size bottle of lotion. As she is ringing it up, say, "Can you help a nigg@ out?".

[ENZO]

Look, what you gotta do is get up there with a nudie mag and a family-size bottle of lotion. As she is ringing it up, say, "Can you help a nigg@ out?".

Lmao

Gaming girls in checkout is easy

[Nails]

Grab the biggest bottle of grey goose, and before u go to the store spray paint your credit card black, pull that bad boy out when u pay, Hoe will be ask u out on a date, hoe will think u a balla with a black American express