29 strokes, i found the perfect cream for all getbiggers

[Stark]

 

[Master Blaster]

It doesn't say what happens after 29 strokes, might be extremely painful. 

[snx]

What's more akward?

1. buying that as a gag gift for your buddy's bachelor party (the whole hahaha...you're getting married...you'll need this more than ever), and then trying desperately, in your best Austin Powers impression, to convince the pretty girl at the checkout counter that it's not for you

2. buying this, but not as a gag gift, and then asking if they sell it in the king size 12 oz tube?

[Stark]

What's more akward?

1. buying that as a gag gift for your buddy's bachelor party (the whole hahaha...you're getting married...you'll need this more than ever), and then trying desperately, in your best Austin Powers impression, to convince the pretty girl at the checkout counter that it's not for you

2. buying this, but not as a gag gift, and then asking if they sell it in the king size 12 oz tube?

Pro mode:
Go buy the cream with at least 4 guy friends

[#1 Klaus fan]

My cock is fully functional and it doesn't need any creams.

[snx]

Pro mode:
Go buy the cream with at least 4 guy friends

Could you imagine if you had to be the schlub who ran the sampling stand at Wal-Mart, asking passersby if they'd like to try a free sample of "29 strokes...the masturbation cream"?

Actually, scratch that.

I'm sure the company is actively recruiting for that very position on getbig as we speak. I'm sure there are guys here who would add a personal touch to the sampling (i.e. offer to apply it and everything). And they won't even need to get paid. They were going to do it for free on Tuesday anyways.

[Stark]

Could you imagine if you had to be the schlub who ran the sampling stand at Wal-Mart, asking passersby if they'd like to try a free sample of "29 strokes...the masturbation cream"?

Actually, scratch that.

I'm sure the company is actively recruiting for that very position on getbig as we speak. I'm sure there are guys here who would add a personal touch to the sampling (i.e. offer to apply it and everything). And they won't even need to get paid. They were going to do it for free on Tuesday anyways.

I would buy it if I was single, actually my wife is so super prego there is no way I want to have sex with her right now - So cracking one off with that cream wouldn't be the worse thing right now all things considered.

Otherwise - 1 1/2 month and counting, well give or take a few weeks until that shit is fully healed down there.

[Grape Ape]

What's more akward?

1. buying that as a gag gift for your buddy's bachelor party (the whole hahaha...you're getting married...you'll need this more than ever), and then trying desperately, in your best Austin Powers impression, to convince the pretty girl at the checkout counter that it's not for you

2. buying this, but not as a gag gift, and then asking if they sell it in the king size 12 oz tube?

A true alpha would not only not care, but would start using it before the cash register door opened.

[El Diablo Blanco]

I used this shea butter cream that after stroking a few times turns into an oil.  Fucking awesome.

[Stark]

I used this shea butter cream that after stroking a few times turns into an oil.  Fucking awesome.

lolol genius

[MORTALCOIL]

Booty already reeks of that cream's smell a mile away as we speak.

[viking1]

I gots 29 strokes but a bitch ain't one

[calfzilla]

I would rather have the Arce cream next to it and support a getbigger.

[Irongrip400]

I just got back from saint Martin, and there was a rum called "big black dick". I immediately thought of getbig and a cuckold thread.

[Marty Champions]

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