What's more akward?
1. buying that as a gag gift for your buddy's bachelor party (the whole hahaha...you're getting married...you'll need this more than ever), and then trying desperately, in your best Austin Powers impression, to convince the pretty girl at the checkout counter that it's not for you
2. buying this, but not as a gag gift, and then asking if they sell it in the king size 12 oz tube?