flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?

[The True Adonis]

True Adonis doesn't need to give gifts because he is the gift.

TA, what's on your romantic dinner menu for tonight?

Deep Dish Pizza with Caramelized Onions.  I have the dough stretching in the pan as I took two out from cold fermentation.

[Mr Nobody]

Valentine`s Day is just a commercially crafted holiday which you proved in point by falling for the whole thing- Hook, Line and Sinker.

Exactly.

[littledumbells]

My girl txt me today, "All these girls are getting flowers today"


I Told her, "well maybe you should steal their man away from them so they can send you flowers next year"


One day of  Pussy < $100 more in my pocket

  she is obviously needy and insecure. move on, its over

[NotSure]

Fucking babies need a holiday every month or a celebration.  Election, Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Sandy Hook, Christmas, New Years, Superb Owl, Dorner Day, Valentines Day- its growing quite tiresome.

ROFLOMFG Frakking post of the year right here.

[HTexan]

Did you have a time deadline for delivery?  I'm sure they'll be delivered before close of business.

My girl didn't seem mad, she was like, " i just pick them up after work if they dont deliver them." fuck that. I pay to have them to be delivered, on time would be nice too.
I finally got though. She told me to hold on and she called the driver. I was on hold for 10 minutes. She said, "Don't quote me but one place was closed for lunch" I told her that wasn't my girl's office because they have to be open at lunch by law. There is always at least a clerk there. So then she said "i say don't quote me" and to "bare with her" because they are really busy. No Shit
anyway, they delivered them 6 minutes after the office closed.  
Bad yelp and google review time i will never used them again. Im going back to using 1800 flowers.

[HTexan]

Exactly.

x2, but chicks expected something.

[The True Adonis]

x2, but chicks expected something.

Not all of them.