You could potentially get salt from your own tears.
Seared steak with salt from tears of young virgins.Sounds delectable
most getbiggers prefer tube steak
Smothered in underwear!
ribeye delicioustbone deliciousny strip delicioustube delicioussirloin deliciousskirt delicious
Or you could just sear the steak, and then read 3 of cswol's posts, enriching your meal with the salted tears of hilarity.